The other night I was sitting around with the guys from the volunteer fire department in the New England town I'm hiding out in. And when they all wanted to leave and go to bed at like 9:00, I was like "No guys, the night is still young? Doesn't anyone want to hang out and throw around some funny jokes about porn and lesbians?" And they were all like no and I just sat there, wondering if I made a mistake. Why did I ever leave the Org to start with, I asked myself before heading off to the bathroom to admire my own genitals.

I have to admit, I have been coming on the site, lurking more and more. Wondering how good it would feel to just come back, like I never left. It's hard to leave "the Org life". It's hard to go back just being a schmo when there is so much here that is throbbing and filled with veins of excitement. But could I even come back. What of those who resent me, those who feel like I'm a loose cannon with one note threads that are obviously written by a man who either has an overactive imagination or is the horniest and most disease ridden bastard in the western hemisphere? Would they accept me back or would they try to rub me out? So many fears I have. So many obstacles to overcome.

I don't know what I'm going to do but I'm horny for the love of the Org. I want to suckle it's creative teat. I want to hold you all and caress you and have you tell me "Cappy, it's all right, get in bed" in your best Barry White voices.

But who knows?

Cappy, it's all right, get in bed...oooh baby

ThreadCula said:

I've learned in my experiences that most hookers do not require Barry to get them in the mood but to hell with it...a Captain seduction scene just isn't right without Mr. White.
[Edited 5/31/06 20:37pm]

I totally dig your posts.

JustErin said:

Oh yeah, the Captain's legion is in full effect. Damn I miss me.

Where's Imago?...u can suckle on his teat

ThreadCula said:

I think I meant it metaphorically but what the hell.

CaptainChaos said:

Dude, do NOT go with that nick.

2the9s said:

CaptainChaos said:[quote]The other night I was sitting around with the guys from the volunteer fire department in the New England town I'm hiding out in. And when they all wanted to leave and go to bed at like 9:00, I was like "No guys, the night is still young?

This line alone makes me want you back.
[Edited 5/31/06 21:02pm]

Bored? You mean "The Captain" doesn't get enough excitement in his real-life role of my bitch?

july said:

I say comeback Captain. Just call yourself "ReturnofCaptainChaos"

Welcome back!

it's almost like you think you're a good writer or something... but then you also know you've got limited material.

2the9s said:

How about "His Royal Hungness"? I like that better anyway.

kidelrich said:[quote]

CaptainChaos said:

Yeah, I feel the creative juices flowing again.

Or maybe I'm just oozing again. I've got to get that checked out..

CaptainChaos said:

You're scary....

Ace said:

Well that doesn't exactly pay the bills, does it?

july said:

How about CaptainStiffy?

JPW said:

Obviously you have not read my work in the Hustler's Letters section.

cubic61052 said:

CaptainChaos said:

And overly hairy.....
Are you one of those trained primates that can type and spell?

CaptainChaos said:

cubic61052 said:

That's not me. That's my main man Alec Baldwin.

CaptainChaos said:

That's good too. I say yeah.