I was raised to say 'please' and 'thank you'. People who don't burn me.

People who have poor table manners!

People who refuse to use an icon when they start a thread!

People who sit and talk on the phone when they have company.

People who shit on their plates.

At weddings, the bridal party usually goes first. In my family we like to get the elderly and children out of the way first. I hate it when free loafers cut in front of everyone to include the bride and groom. These bad ass kids at this one wedding were trying to cut my cake before the bride and groom even saw the damn thing. I had a cake cutter in one hand and a belt in the other! I was circling the cake like a lion protecting their cubs. I could not believe these children.

Teenagers been rude and disrespectful to elderly folks.

People with no taste or style trying to help you in the ladies department picking out clothes. This trick with spandex and blue hair telling me my jeans and t-shirt that I had in my hand didn't look right together without some other accessory like this ugly ass WWF championship belt. Fucking hell!

Men and the double standard bullshit! Island men have this real bad. This guy whom was stalking me had the never to ask me who were these different men coming to my house. He was a cop patrolling my house after it was broken into on several occassions! I told him it was none of his business and to leave me alone. I told him to go home to his wife and see what the fuck she was doing. Anyhoo, he had the nerve to say that he could take care of me too but he was not going to allow any men around me at all. I had to quit my job and stay home and he would pay the bills. Crazy bastard!

Oh, and alter-egos! That shit makes me stage a nutty!!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

2the9s said:

You're, like, 100 different Orgers, though!!!


Mine will be: People who are, like, 100 different Orgers and complaining about alter egos!!!

ThreadBare said:

If you weren't just another one of my alters I would be pretty pissed at you right about now!

2the9s said:

Stop talking to yourself!

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none. i am a total pig.



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when i hold a door open for someone and i don't at least get a GRUNT of a thank you, that's just

i always go smartass and say "you're welcome" anyway. i've been ignored every time.

my biggest etiquette gripe, though, is when people aren't considerate of shared spaces or close quarters. oh, i'll just say it: PEOPLE AT WORK HAVE NO HOME TRAINING!!!

if we're all in a room studying or working on something, you don't turn a radio on unless you ASK first. if you're too hot or too cold, you ASK if everyone is comfortable, and if they are, then your ass puts on some clothes or takes off some clothes or else you just SUFFER or LEAVE.

and NO, we don't want to hear your phone conversations either.

oh, and hey - guess what? my lunch IS very tasty, thanks a lot, and i don't want to share a bite with you! so don't ask! if i want to share, i'll offer!

People who talk with their mouth full of food. Nothing like watching food churn in the mouth like a load of laundry

btw, did anyone see that Penn and Teller show Bullsh!t about manners the other night?

People looking over your shoulder. Especially here at work! That shit is so annoying. What I have has nothing to do with anyone else and it drives me nuts! If I am writing something, I will add to the fucker looking over my shoulder reading this, if you are there when I turn around I will whoop your ass! You have been warned!

If Im in the grocery aisle looking at something and you cross in front of me so freakin close to my body...without saying excuse me

And mailmen who dont deliver your mail on time!!!

luv4u said:

open mouth eaters make me insane. gum chompers. nastiness. you people know who you are. knock it off!

Posthumous said:

Went out to lunch with a beautiful friend, a few years ago. She was such an offender. Never dined with her again...

jacking threads

2the9s said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

somehow, i knew that!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

does this mean our dinner plans are off?

sinisterpentatonic said:

no, of course not! we'll have finger foods!

people texting while you are talking to them

IrresistibleB1tch said:

i thought we'd have chinese instead.

alwayslate said:

I HATE this. Hate hate HATE it. I don't mind a quick answer and move on with things, but I cannot stand when folks just jabber away.

Posthumous said:

The WORST! I hate people who smack and snap their gum!

sinisterpentatonic said:

depends on your chop stick skills...