a bitchslap?

a mumble to urself (relax, relate, release)?

sweaty palms?

fast heartbeat?

a walkoff?

a confrontation?

a pole stick up their butt?

a deep inhale

and as i slowly exhale i voodoo their ass energetically

Mach said:

anialize the issues at hand to realize what the next course of action should be.

I never let on like I'm pissed because I don't want to give them the satisfaction of thinking they pissed me off. But you better believe I privately scheme on them to get even.

I cut 'em

i run to the ORG and start a thread about it

Mach said:

in china, despite an offical ban on them by the chinese government, voodoo dolls are a hugh fad right now. apparently demand is so high supplies don't last.
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missfee said:

The pole stick would come after the confrontation

XxAxX said:

wanna see my doll collection ?

I verbally attack. It can get nasty...lately I try to just walk away and when I cool down confront the person later.

It's really hasn't worked yet though

First, I avoid that person at all costs, internalize everything and get really sad and cry and cry and cry. Then sometime later I get pissed off. Livid. Very, very angry. In this phase, I'll spout off angry nonsense, usually to Darin. But not to whoever I'm mad at.
Then, sometimes it's over and done with, but if I really need to, then I'll email whoever it is or call them to explain why I'm so angry.
That's pretty rare, though.
I avoid conflict at almost all costs. But sometimes, you just gotta do it.

I should say, it takes a lot to piss me off. I really don't get angry easily. It's quite rare.

CarrieMpls said:

same here

I'd want to discuss the whole event with my Mom.

I just tell them to f--- off.

usually i'd curse 'em out. but lately i try to evaluate the situation, maybe they're crazy or fucked up in the head or something like that

my usual practice is to start giving the person the look of death so they have time to reconsider what they've just said or done.

Mach said:

teach me how!!!!!

Where's my Browning Hi-Power?

Anx said:

I do the same.

Anx said:

You?!?!??! Look of death??? Anx

Teacher said:

CarrieLee said:

that's me too.

My initial reaction is I assume it is an accident or due to something else (personality clashes, incomplete information etc.) and all but forget about it.

The second time, I take notice.

The third time is a freebie.

The fourth time I respond in various ways to see what kind of reaction I get, how far they will go etc.

The fifth time, I wish them luck!

When it's been with girlfriends i have asked them to get out of my home or just stopped talking to them. I am not a big arguer. If it's other people i don't get into confrontations. I just get back at them in other ways,

I do a good "dagger eyes"


which people unfortunately don't notice unless it was caught on camera and replayed on slow

2the9s said:

Guess I'm kinda similar to this....
1st time - Tell myself Im over reacting
2nd time - Talk to them calmly
3rd time - Make it clear I'm angry and why ...
4th time - Out of my life (could happen earlier depending on what it is that pissed me off )
I have NEVER hit anyone ...or taken revenge and have never had any desire to do so

Ocean said:

except sewing prawns in the curtain hems, I am still waiting for someone to piss me off so much I can do that!

ZombieKitten said:

yeah who was it that said they did that

Ocean said:

I bet I can make you scream.....