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PrintableSupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Spats said: So you have been with hot women being Mr.Nice Guy? Well, then you are special. For most men it does not work that way. You can get plain janes or ugos while being Mr.Nice guy but not hotties. OK Spats, what the hell is an "ugo"?  An ugly girl. | |
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Spats said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: OK Spats, what the hell is an "ugo"? An ugly girl. wait... the term doesn't apply to men as well??  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Spats said: An ugly girl. wait... the term doesn't apply to men as well?? no, that would be an 'uga'..... | |
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Spats, after having read your thoughts and views regarding dating and women on this and previous threads, it's become my opinion that you should check into obtaining a permanent, lifetime account with an escort agency.
Consider this: 1. You would never have to worry about being stuck with a 'plain jane' or 'ugo', as most agencies make sure the women they employ are all 'babes'. 2. You would not have to expend any effort whatsoever in order to ultimately get 'sacktime' with a 'babe' -- it would be her job to provide you 'sacktime', no matter how boorish or rude you may be. 3. She would leave when you commanded her to, and not stick around to bore you by talking to you, or forcing you to cuddle with her after 'sacktime'. 4. She would never plot to trap you into marriage or trick you into any sort of relationship requiring anything of you beyond 'sacktime'. Think of all the time and mental energy you'd save, not having to scheme and play headgames to get a 'babe' into bed! 
5. You could provide the agency with your specific, stingent physical criteria for what your "girlfriend"-escort must look like, thereby ensuring your future 'sackmates' are always women whom will fit your personal vision of 'babedom'. 5. When you tire of one woman or she begins to irritate you in some way, just have the agency send someone new! Voila! No muss, no fuss! Since you are not in the market for a real romance or lover in the true sense of the word, and you do not wish to ever marry or have children, and your main purpose in even dealing with women at all is to procure 'sacktime', a Rent-A-Girlfriend situation would theoretically be ideal! The money you'd have to spend for such an arrangement would (if you shop around wisely) likely be fairly equivalent to what you would spend on dinners or movies or whatever it is you currently do on dates during the course of pursuing a regular woman. And think about this, too: the non-escort women you date might never ultimately give you sacktime, despite how much you spend on them and so your hardearned cash is wasted!. But if you get a Rent-A-Girlfriend, you're guaranteed to be satisfied at the end of the night - AND you're "the boss" in the arrangement, you're in charge, everything is completely on your terms. The R-A-G is merely there to be a pretty ornament for your arm and to provide the necessary warm organ for your pleasure at the end of the date...and, really, isn't that all you want anyway from women? Think it over. I truly believe I've hit upon a viable idea here that would suit your needs perfectly.
I'm sure the unsuspecting women out there in the dating pool would agree that this is a good plan.   | |
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WillyWonka said: Spats, after having read your thoughts and views regarding dating and women on this and previous threads, it's become my opinion that you should check into obtaining a permanent, lifetime account with an escort agency.
Consider this: 1. You would never have to worry about being stuck with a 'plain jane' or 'ugo', as most agencies make sure the women they employ are all 'babes'. 2. You would not have to expend any effort whatsoever in order to ultimately get 'sacktime' with a 'babe' -- it would be her job to provide you 'sacktime', no matter how boorish or rude you may be. 3. She would leave when you commanded her to, and not stick around to bore you by talking to you, or forcing you to cuddle with her after 'sacktime'. 4. She would never plot to trap you into marriage or trick you into any sort of relationship requiring anything of you beyond 'sacktime'. Think of all the time and mental energy you'd save, not having to scheme and play headgames to get a 'babe' into bed!
5. You could provide the agency with your specific, stingent physical criteria for what your "girlfriend"-escort must look like, thereby ensuring your future 'sackmates' are always women whom will fit your personal vision of 'babedom'. 5. When you tire of one woman or she begins to irritate you in some way, just have the agency send someone new! Voila! No muss, no fuss! Since you are not in the market for a real romance or lover in the true sense of the word, and you do not wish to ever marry or have children, and your main purpose in even dealing with women at all is to procure 'sacktime', a Rent-A-Girlfriend situation would theoretically be ideal! The money you'd have to spend for such an arrangement would (if you shop around wisely) likely be fairly equivalent to what you would spend on dinners or movies or whatever it is you currently do on dates during the course of pursuing a regular woman. And think about this, too: the non-escort women you date might never ultimately give you sacktime, despite how much you spend on them and so your hardearned cash is wasted!. But if you get a Rent-A-Girlfriend, you're guaranteed to be satisfied at the end of the night - AND you're "the boss" in the arrangement, you're in charge, everything is completely on your terms. The R-A-G is merely there to be a pretty ornament for your arm and to provide the necessary warm organ for your pleasure at the end of the date...and, really, isn't that all you want anyway from women? Think it over. I truly believe I've hit upon a viable idea here that would suit your needs perfectly.
I'm sure the unsuspecting women out there in the dating pool would agree that this is a good plan. He really is well suited for whores  I thank you for printing all of this out & breaking it down to him. Lets see if he bites    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: Lets see if he bites
oh, he bites alright... | |
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I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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WillyWonka said: Spats, after having read your thoughts and views regarding dating and women on this and previous threads, it's become my opinion that you should check into obtaining a permanent, lifetime account with an escort agency.
Consider this: 1. You would never have to worry about being stuck with a 'plain jane' or 'ugo', as most agencies make sure the women they employ are all 'babes'. 2. You would not have to expend any effort whatsoever in order to ultimately get 'sacktime' with a 'babe' -- it would be her job to provide you 'sacktime', no matter how boorish or rude you may be. 3. She would leave when you commanded her to, and not stick around to bore you by talking to you, or forcing you to cuddle with her after 'sacktime'. 4. She would never plot to trap you into marriage or trick you into any sort of relationship requiring anything of you beyond 'sacktime'. Think of all the time and mental energy you'd save, not having to scheme and play headgames to get a 'babe' into bed!
5. You could provide the agency with your specific, stingent physical criteria for what your "girlfriend"-escort must look like, thereby ensuring your future 'sackmates' are always women whom will fit your personal vision of 'babedom'. 5. When you tire of one woman or she begins to irritate you in some way, just have the agency send someone new! Voila! No muss, no fuss! Since you are not in the market for a real romance or lover in the true sense of the word, and you do not wish to ever marry or have children, and your main purpose in even dealing with women at all is to procure 'sacktime', a Rent-A-Girlfriend situation would theoretically be ideal! The money you'd have to spend for such an arrangement would (if you shop around wisely) likely be fairly equivalent to what you would spend on dinners or movies or whatever it is you currently do on dates during the course of pursuing a regular woman. And think about this, too: the non-escort women you date might never ultimately give you sacktime, despite how much you spend on them and so your hardearned cash is wasted!. But if you get a Rent-A-Girlfriend, you're guaranteed to be satisfied at the end of the night - AND you're "the boss" in the arrangement, you're in charge, everything is completely on your terms. The R-A-G is merely there to be a pretty ornament for your arm and to provide the necessary warm organ for your pleasure at the end of the date...and, really, isn't that all you want anyway from women? Think it over. I truly believe I've hit upon a viable idea here that would suit your needs perfectly.
I'm sure the unsuspecting women out there in the dating pool would agree that this is a good plan. I am not paying for sex. Especially when i can nail the babe for free. | |
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CalhounSq said: WillyWonka said: Spats, after having read your thoughts and views regarding dating and women on this and previous threads, it's become my opinion that you should check into obtaining a permanent, lifetime account with an escort agency.
Consider this: 1. You would never have to worry about being stuck with a 'plain jane' or 'ugo', as most agencies make sure the women they employ are all 'babes'. 2. You would not have to expend any effort whatsoever in order to ultimately get 'sacktime' with a 'babe' -- it would be her job to provide you 'sacktime', no matter how boorish or rude you may be. 3. She would leave when you commanded her to, and not stick around to bore you by talking to you, or forcing you to cuddle with her after 'sacktime'. 4. She would never plot to trap you into marriage or trick you into any sort of relationship requiring anything of you beyond 'sacktime'. Think of all the time and mental energy you'd save, not having to scheme and play headgames to get a 'babe' into bed!
5. You could provide the agency with your specific, stingent physical criteria for what your "girlfriend"-escort must look like, thereby ensuring your future 'sackmates' are always women whom will fit your personal vision of 'babedom'. 5. When you tire of one woman or she begins to irritate you in some way, just have the agency send someone new! Voila! No muss, no fuss! Since you are not in the market for a real romance or lover in the true sense of the word, and you do not wish to ever marry or have children, and your main purpose in even dealing with women at all is to procure 'sacktime', a Rent-A-Girlfriend situation would theoretically be ideal! The money you'd have to spend for such an arrangement would (if you shop around wisely) likely be fairly equivalent to what you would spend on dinners or movies or whatever it is you currently do on dates during the course of pursuing a regular woman. And think about this, too: the non-escort women you date might never ultimately give you sacktime, despite how much you spend on them and so your hardearned cash is wasted!. But if you get a Rent-A-Girlfriend, you're guaranteed to be satisfied at the end of the night - AND you're "the boss" in the arrangement, you're in charge, everything is completely on your terms. The R-A-G is merely there to be a pretty ornament for your arm and to provide the necessary warm organ for your pleasure at the end of the date...and, really, isn't that all you want anyway from women? Think it over. I truly believe I've hit upon a viable idea here that would suit your needs perfectly.
I'm sure the unsuspecting women out there in the dating pool would agree that this is a good plan. He really is well suited for whores I thank you for printing all of this out & breaking it down to him. Lets see if he bites I am not suited to whores at all. All i want is the girl to be pretty and not annoying. Are these things really that unrealistic. You are not saying much for your own gender if you think that. | |
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Spats said: CalhounSq said: He really is well suited for whores I thank you for printing all of this out & breaking it down to him. Lets see if he bites I am not suited to whores at all. All i want is the girl to be pretty and not annoying. Are these things really that unrealistic. You are not saying much for your own gender if you think that.  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: Spats said: I am not suited to whores at all. All i want is the girl to be pretty and not annoying. Are these things really that unrealistic. You are not saying much for your own gender if you think that. What does that emoticon mean? | |
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Spats said: CalhounSq said: What does that emoticon mean? "STFU" = "Shut The Fuck Up" | |
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fantasyislander said: Spats said: What does that emoticon mean? "STFU" = "Shut The Fuck Up" or "Stop Throwing Folded Underwear"  whichever works for you. | |
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Spats said: WillyWonka said: Spats, after having read your thoughts and views regarding dating and women on this and previous threads, it's become my opinion that you should check into obtaining a permanent, lifetime account with an escort agency.
Consider this: 1. You would never have to worry about being stuck with a 'plain jane' or 'ugo', as most agencies make sure the women they employ are all 'babes'. 2. You would not have to expend any effort whatsoever in order to ultimately get 'sacktime' with a 'babe' -- it would be her job to provide you 'sacktime', no matter how boorish or rude you may be. 3. She would leave when you commanded her to, and not stick around to bore you by talking to you, or forcing you to cuddle with her after 'sacktime'. 4. She would never plot to trap you into marriage or trick you into any sort of relationship requiring anything of you beyond 'sacktime'. Think of all the time and mental energy you'd save, not having to scheme and play headgames to get a 'babe' into bed!
5. You could provide the agency with your specific, stingent physical criteria for what your "girlfriend"-escort must look like, thereby ensuring your future 'sackmates' are always women whom will fit your personal vision of 'babedom'. 5. When you tire of one woman or she begins to irritate you in some way, just have the agency send someone new! Voila! No muss, no fuss! Since you are not in the market for a real romance or lover in the true sense of the word, and you do not wish to ever marry or have children, and your main purpose in even dealing with women at all is to procure 'sacktime', a Rent-A-Girlfriend situation would theoretically be ideal! The money you'd have to spend for such an arrangement would (if you shop around wisely) likely be fairly equivalent to what you would spend on dinners or movies or whatever it is you currently do on dates during the course of pursuing a regular woman. And think about this, too: the non-escort women you date might never ultimately give you sacktime, despite how much you spend on them and so your hardearned cash is wasted!. But if you get a Rent-A-Girlfriend, you're guaranteed to be satisfied at the end of the night - AND you're "the boss" in the arrangement, you're in charge, everything is completely on your terms. The R-A-G is merely there to be a pretty ornament for your arm and to provide the necessary warm organ for your pleasure at the end of the date...and, really, isn't that all you want anyway from women? Think it over. I truly believe I've hit upon a viable idea here that would suit your needs perfectly.
I'm sure the unsuspecting women out there in the dating pool would agree that this is a good plan. I am not paying for sex. Especially when i can nail the babe for free. Willy has a point. From your point of view dating/courting is nothing but a hassle. Why not spend a few dollars on a sure thing rather than potentially waste money and, more importantly, TIME on something else. While they might be joking I'm serious. When a man is busy trying to make his mark in the world this might be the best alternative due to practicality, but in your case it's probably ideal. |
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whodknee said: Spats said: I am not paying for sex. Especially when i can nail the babe for free. Willy has a point. From your point of view dating/courting is nothing but a hassle. Why not spend a few dollars on a sure thing rather than potentially waste money and, more importantly, TIME on something else. While they might be joking I'm serious. When a man is busy trying to make his mark in the world this might be the best alternative due to practicality, but in your case it's probably ideal. I am not paying for sex. That's as low as it gets. Dating is a drag. It benefits no one but the female. | |
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