SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I have a colleague that did a long ass story about her for a Conde Nast magazine maybe 6..,7 years ago- apparently her ex-husband is one of those large cat lovers/collectors (their collection was very Sigfried & Roy), so Jocylen tried to remake herself into the image of his favorite cats ( I can't remember if they had lions tigers or panthers, or a mixture???), but anyway she did it to try to rewin his affection/attention. Apparently the second most important thing in the world to this dude (after being a mogul) is his prized cat collection, and poor Jocylen just took it a few steps too far with the surgery stuff. Initially they reconciled for a quick minute after they separated but, it didn't work out, the divorce turned very nasty a la Page Six and Vanity Fair -style, and she just kept ON and ON trying to remake herself in the image of his "pets"

Ottensen said:

That makes all my mania look downright SANE
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Imago said:

Y'ALL. ARE. CRAZY.

I have a colleague that did a long ass story about her for a Conde Nast magazine maybe 6..,7 years ago- apparently her ex-husband is one of those large cat lovers/collectors (their collection was very Sigfried & Roy), so Jocylen tried to remake herself into the image of his favorite cats ( I can't remember if they had lions tigers or panthers, or a mixture???), but anyway she did it to try to rewin his affection/attention. Apparently the second most important thing in the world to this dude (after being a mogul) is his prized cat collection, and poor Jocylen just took it a few steps too far with the surgery stuff. Initially they reconciled for a quick minute after they separated but, it didn't work out, the divorce turned very nasty a la Page Six and Vanity Fair -style, and she just kept ON and ON trying to remake herself in the image of his "pets"

I think people that get THIS much work are mentally ill..(like M.J.)
her lips are going to explode for f%$# sake!!! & her eyes seem way too small compared to the rest of her face? I believe she see's a beautiful person when she looks in the mirror..
she looks like a freak.

sonic said:

She knows very well she looks like a freak. She basically wanted to look like a large cat, to dehumanize herself.

all that over a man?



damn girl

I believe she see's a beautiful person when she looks in the mirror..

sonic said:

Yeah, a fun house mirror.

What a horror. Michael Jackson looks human compared to that monster. Yeesh!

So what do we call Li'l Kim?

She was so cute before And the surgeons who would help her on this sick as fuck mission should have their taints eaten away by a mound of fire ants

CalhounSq said:

wtf?

sinisterpentatonic said:

Don't listen to CalhounSq , Sin. She thinks Prince's Versace picks look good.

she can't be trusted in these matters.

sinisterpentatonic said:

Don't listen to CalhounSq , Sin. She thinks Prince's Versace picks look good.

she can't be trusted in these matters.

Imago said:

OK, see now for the first time I seriously want to bust a cap in that ass of yours

sinisterpentatonic said:

Don't listen to CalhounSq , Sin. She thinks Prince's Versace picks look good.

she can't be trusted in these matters.

Imago said:

really?

don't quote me on this, but i think she has a crush on Spats. She start a really curious thread about him, i think she wants him.

BOoOoooOO! Calhoun! BooOOoOoo!