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Hypothetical Question: Would you live the next ten years of your life covered by a swarm of tarantulas... For ten million dollars?
Just pretend they wouldn't bite you, and that you can't kill them or do anything to remove them. They might crawl up your butt or vagina (If you happen to have one of those). Clarification edit: You can try to live your life as normally as possible during this scenario, meaning you can walk, eat, work, anything. The only way you are impared is that you are covered by a swarm of tarantulas. They would stay away from areas that would hinder your movement while you are in motion. I wouldn't do it. [Edited 5/30/06 6:16am] ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Hell no! I'm arachnophobic. | |
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Me too, but I kind of feel like it might help me get over it.
The first few days of it would be pretty hellish, though. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: Me too, but I kind of feel like it might help me get over it.
The first few days of it would be pretty hellish, though. I'd die of terror during the first five minutes. Dead v die edit [Edited 5/29/06 23:06pm] | |
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a million per year of your life lost (I'm assuming one has to stay perfectly still to keep taratulas in place), it's not enough
I would do it for a week, max. | |
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Absolutely no way on Gods earth
Thankyou. You just managed to put riches into context for me!!! NOTHING is worth that Besides, your theories full of holes, you cant lie still for ten years!! Let alone covered in... them No thankyou! | |
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what if i have to poo or pee? how do i eat? what about going to work? i'd have to quit my job and i have to pay rent and eat for that year.
maybe if i were fed through tubes, had david blaine poo/pee bags, and some corporate sponsors. even then, it would be a hard sell. | |
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Anx said: what if i have to poo or pee? how do i eat? what about going to work? i'd have to quit my job and i have to pay rent and eat for that year.
maybe if i were fed through tubes, had david blaine poo/pee bags, and some corporate sponsors. even then, it would be a hard sell. it would have to be $10,000,000 up front maybe hobbesy meant 10 minutes? | |
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ZombieKitten said: it would have to be $10,000,000 up front maybe hobbesy meant 10 minutes? ten years is a little steep. you can do a lot in ten years. | |
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No way, man! I couldn't do 10 months!! Especially with that "up the butt/vagina" proviso!! | |
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I'm glad you clarified that this was a hypothetical question.
For a moment there, I was worried. | |
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I don't think it's worth wasting my precious twenties for $10 million. Maybe when I'm 40, then I'd consider it. | |
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united1878 said: I don't think it's worth wasting my precious twenties for $10 million. Maybe when I'm 40, then I'd consider it.
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2the9s said: No way, man! I couldn't do 10 months!! Especially with that "up the butt/vagina" proviso!!
how could they even get in there! that's just stupid! | |
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Jesus Christ, these "yeah, maybe" answers!
You guys are either all extremely sarcastic to a man, or entirely fucked up in the head, and probably both. Which is it? | |
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ZombieKitten said: 2the9s said: No way, man! I couldn't do 10 months!! Especially with that "up the butt/vagina" proviso!!
how could they even get in there! that's just stupid! He does have a big butt, to be fair. | |
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ZombieKitten said: 2the9s said: No way, man! I couldn't do 10 months!! Especially with that "up the butt/vagina" proviso!!
how could they even get in there! that's just stupid! Yeah, but for 10 months, I'd constantly be thinking "What if!?" | |
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Omadon said: Jesus Christ, these "yeah, maybe" answers!
You guys are either all extremely sarcastic to a man, or entirely fucked up in the head, and probably both. Which is it? | |
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2the9s said: ZombieKitten said: how could they even get in there! that's just stupid! Yeah, but for 10 months, I'd constantly be thinking "What if!?" and what about the rest of the time? | |
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ZombieKitten said: 2the9s said: Yeah, but for 10 months, I'd constantly be thinking "What if!?" and what about the rest of the time? I'm pretty good at compartmentalizing! | |
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To clarify: In this scenario, you can go about your normal life with these tarantulas swarming around you. You can go to the bathroom, walk, drive, eat, fuck (Assuming you can find someone willing), whatever. You just can't ever remove or kill the tarantulas. They are invincible.
To sweeten the deal, they will all sing together for you on your birthday. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: To clarify: In this scenario, you can go about your normal life with these tarantulas swarming around you. You can go to the bathroom, walk, drive, eat, fuck (Assuming you can find someone willing), whatever. You just can't ever remove or kill the tarantulas. They are invincible.
To sweeten the deal, they will all sing together for you on your birthday. oh! that would be all right then. I thought you couldn't move at all. | |
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ZombieKitten said: HobbesLeCute said: To clarify: In this scenario, you can go about your normal life with these tarantulas swarming around you. You can go to the bathroom, walk, drive, eat, fuck (Assuming you can find someone willing), whatever. You just can't ever remove or kill the tarantulas. They are invincible.
To sweeten the deal, they will all sing together for you on your birthday. oh! that would be all right then. I thought you couldn't move at all. Heh, sorry! I should've made what I had in mind more clear initially. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: ZombieKitten said: oh! that would be all right then. I thought you couldn't move at all. Heh, sorry! I should've made what I had in mind more clear initially. yep | |
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This is ridiculous | |
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HobbesLeCute said: To clarify: In this scenario, you can go about your normal life with these tarantulas swarming around you. You can go to the bathroom, walk, drive, eat, fuck (Assuming you can find someone willing), whatever. You just can't ever remove or kill the tarantulas. They are invincible.
To sweeten the deal, they will all sing together for you on your birthday. dood i have seen people trippin on acide living exactly that | |
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