ZombieKitten said:

oh, no, you don't want next saturday - i'll be petsitting. picking up dog poop all day is not my idea of a great swap.

my husband wants to know if you like mojitos... he makes awesome ones! (i showed this thread to him and he's cracking up! )

IrresistibleB1tch said:

what about sunday then? You will have to keep the kids quiet all morning (GOOD LUCK!!!) cause my husband will want to sleep in after saturday night's gig. 2 out of 3 kids will need their poop cleaned up after them also, and they need help blowing their noses.

I've never had a mojito - what's in it? does your husband like sci-fi and can he make the dinner?

jerseykrs said:

I would trade with you.

notoriousj said:

You say that, but trust me, I ponder some fucked up shit.

jerseykrs said:

well its not like I don't ponder some fucked up shit either...its called my life...

Do I have to swap for the whole day? I have to be home by tea-time.

Retina

Imago said:

you would have little japanese kids crawling all over you all day and then in the evening you'd have to talk to me on Skype

Imago said:

ooh! That's a good one.

That's my answer too.

ZombieKitten said:

you're in luck - he likes sci-fi and is an awesome cook! a mojito is made with rum (we like raspberry rum), fresh mint, sugar and lime juice...

so back to the whole buttwiping thing... all of a sudden it doesn't sound like such a great deal anymore...

IrresistibleB1tch said:

you get cuddles on tap though whenever you want!! (from the kids that is, husband is too tired for that stuff most of the time )

ZombieKitten said:

well, if i wipe both their respective ends, there had better be some serious cuddles!!

will your hubby at least pick up some wine on the way home?
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IrresistibleB1tch said:

sure, just be warned that stuff makes him snore so loud the kids can't sleep. I have industrial earplugs you can borrow, but they don't fit in the kids ears

ZombieKitten said:

ok, seems to me i need to come on over, send your hubby to a hotel for the weekend, hire a nanny for various orifice cleanings and then take the kids to the park and the pizza place!

CarrieMpls said:

Imago said:

CarrieMpls said:

Imago said:

CarrieMpls said:

For a hot second I thought this was going to go on all night.

2the9s said:

2the9s said:

No, like your sexual stamina, it only lasts exactly one hot second

JasmineFire said:

:forahotsecond:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

sounds like a plan!!! while I kick back in one of your recliners - you do have one, right?

ocean or mochalox

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I think you would enjoy yourself.

Spats said:

for a while, perhaps, but I think she'd eventually get tired of wanking off

Fauxie said:

No, she would enjoy meeting hot women and probably be getting some major sacktime in the near future. She would have had a great time at the clubs the other night.
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Spats said:

But she'd be thinking, 'why not now?' and crying herself to sleep too.

Fauxie said:

She would not be saying "why not now?". She would know. Because She would be playing hard to get with the babe until the babe finally let's her know that she wants sacktime. It won't happen until then.

Spats said:

It may never happen, though. Ever consider that? You want the girl, right? But it's important to you how you get her. That's what I don't get. You'd continue to play hard to get, and even if it looks like things aren't going how you'd want them, still remain inflexible in your approach?