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things that make you go "hmmm" 1. why do they sell those big ass turkey leg drumsticks at amusement parks?
2. why was Florida Evans the only one wearing wedge heels when she, Willona and Thelma sang "stop in the name of love" at the project rent party? 3. why are women messier shoppers than men? 4. why do some people who go to mcdonalds look confused by the menu? 5. why does the media think the average person gives a flying fuck about tom cruise's (or any celebrity's) baby? you look better on your facebook page than you do in person  | |
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the fact that i can't get the hell out california. | |
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meltwithu said: 1. why do they sell those big ass turkey leg drumsticks at amusement parks?
SO u can get full, mo 4 the money 2. why was Florida Evans the only one wearing wedge heels when she, Willona and Thelma sang "stop in the name of love" at the project rent party? Missed that episode 3. why are women messier shoppers than men? Cuz they want everything 4. why do some people who go to mcdonalds look confused by the menu? Cuz 2day, i get TIRED of having the same thing...hoping they might have something I dont know about..but usually they dont 5. why does the media think the average person gives a flying fuck about tom cruise's (or any celebrity's) baby? Cuz Tom SAID that they HAD to care so that YOU will have to care. I was like...."its a BABY.."  come on now.....Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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1. why do they sell those big ass turkey leg drumsticks at amusement parks?
Cuz selling the whole turkey would just be silly. 2. why was Florida Evans the only one wearing wedge heels when she, Willona and Thelma sang "stop in the name of love" at the project rent party?
Cuz she was just so ghetto. 3. why are women messier shoppers than men?
Cuz we have penises....& they don't. Or is it penii? 4. why do some people who go to mcdonalds look confused by the menu?
That's not confusion. That's the expression people make when they're trying to slowly & silently eek out what potentially would be a huge & satisfying fart. If you had the hearing ability of a dog, your ears would be bombasted with a chaotic symphony of "rreeeee"s emitting from the ordering counter. I think that that's the real reason pets are not allowed inside. 5. why does the media think the average person gives a flying fuck about tom cruise's (or any celebrity's) baby?
I'm with you on this one. Why do the spawn of the celebrities get all the intention. You never see them announce when a common house fly gives birth. Maggots are babies too, y'know.  | |
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paisleypark4 said:[quote] meltwithu said: 2. why was Florida Evans the only one wearing wedge heels when she, Willona and Thelma sang "stop in the name of love" at the project rent party? Missed that episode It's a must see! Michael's song (and dance) is hilarious!! "When you're young & in looooove!"    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Imago said: PANDERITO
STOP IT!
And it's PANDURITO  | |
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PANDURITO said: Imago said: PANDERITO
STOP IT!
And it's PANDURITO Are you on the wrong thread? | |
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fathermcmeekle said: PANDURITO said: STOP IT!
And it's PANDURITO Are you on the wrong thread? Nope 
Just wait til he wakes up and see ...  | |
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#6 WHY did I bother reading this thread  | |
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Mach said:
#6 WHY did I bother reading this thread
Yes, come to the dark side child..... | |
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meltwithu said: 4. why do some people who go to mcdonalds look confused by the menu? I hate getting behind people that have to special order everything, and ask 100 questions. Why don't they pull over and collect their thoughts, and figure out what in the hell they want BEFORE they get in line. It's like Road Rage (er "fast food rage" i guess), there were times where I was seriously ready to get out of my car and go off on some of these people at the drive thru. | |
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Lleena!
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why r u looking at me like that? there's nothing wrong with what I just said | |
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weepingwall said: the fact that i can't get the hell out california.
i can't get out of new york ... this is bs | |
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1. why do they sell those big ass turkey leg drumsticks at amusement parks?
Tiny chicken legs would be un called for 2. why was Florida Evans the only one wearing wedge heels when she, Willona and Thelma sang "stop in the name of love" at the project rent party? LMAOOOOO!!! its not like she was the sexy one 3. why are women messier shoppers than men? I dont know what u mean 4. why do some people who go to mcdonalds look confused by the menu? Cuz some menu items have pictures...and the other stuff is off to the side and u wonder "Hey why doesnt this item have a picture? Give me a picture!" 5. why does the media think the average person gives a flying fuck about tom cruise's (or any celebrity's) baby?  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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meltwithu said: 1. why do they sell those big ass turkey leg drumsticks at amusement parks?
because the aroma attracts consumers 2. why was Florida Evans the only one wearing wedge heels when she, Willona and Thelma sang "stop in the name of love" at the project rent party?
what was the point of the project rent party? 3. why are women messier shoppers than men?
women aren't messier shoppers than men 4. why do some people who go to mcdonalds look confused by the menu?
it takes time to decide whether you want the soy bean burgers with cheese, the fish sandwich with bad tarter sauce, or the rubber chicken nuggets 5. why does the media think the average person gives a flying fuck about tom cruise's (or any celebrity's) baby?
it gives them something to do with their boring jobs.... [Edited 5/27/06 20:15pm] I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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meltwithu said: 1. why do they sell those big ass turkey leg drumsticks at amusement parks?
Because foolhardy ride-goers can't ingest only beer and funnel cake before getting sick on the Tilt-A-Whirl or The Boat... (Honestly, people... Have a heart... Z-Goop can absorb only so much...) 2. why was Florida Evans the only one wearing wedge heels when she, Willona and Thelma sang "stop in the name of love" at the project rent party? What are wedge heels? 3. why are women messier shoppers than men? No help for you there, man. 
4. why do some people who go to mcdonalds look confused by the menu? Because, you never know when they might change up the dollar menu... 5. why does the media think the average person gives a flying fuck about tom cruise's (or any celebrity's) baby? Because Mr. Cruise pays his publicist(s) very, very handsomely. 1) The real question about Tom Cruise is: What's so special about this "pregnancy" that eclipses the, um, "arrivals" of his previous children? And, why is Mr. Cruise so pressed for the public to consume this news -- even at the peril of some of his films? 2) Why do I keep dating (and, ultimately leaving) the same type of woman? 3) Why are gnats and moths so drawn to lightbulbs and flames -- again, at their peril? 4) 
Honestly, I don't care what the Academy says, what can be done to help Halle become a convincing actress? And, when will she star opposite a black man romantically again? 5) 
Lastly, why go overboard on spending, institute policies that weaken the country, why stupidly incur the wrath of other countries, why invade Iraq for one despot while "pursuing" Osama bin Laden and why suppress civil liberties and oppose even a semblance of an informed citizenry? What convinces you that obviously flawed policies will benefit our country? | |
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meltwithu said: 4. why do some people who go to mcdonalds look confused by the menu?
Cause the text is printed at so goddamn small I can barely read it from distance. | |
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Tom said: meltwithu said: 4. why do some people who go to mcdonalds look confused by the menu? I hate getting behind people that have to special order everything, and ask 100 questions. Why don't they pull over and collect their thoughts, and figure out what in the hell they want BEFORE they get in line. It's like Road Rage (er "fast food rage" i guess), there were times where I was seriously ready to get out of my car and go off on some of these people at the drive thru. I hate getting behind the lady babysitting every kid on the planet and everyone of them wants a different toy with their friggin' Happy Meal....ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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