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Do you know when the boss is coming near your office? I can tell because Joe has this distinctive shuffling of his feet on the tile floor. What sucks is this girl that works here also, has on some new shoes and they are making the EXACT same shuffle sound. So I keep having to pretend like I'm working because I think Joe is coming around, and then it's just HER!! Damn it!! 
Good thing she wears nice perfume.  | |
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jerseykrs said: I can tell because Joe has this distinctive shuffling of his feet on the tile floor. What sucks is this girl that works here also, has on some new shoes and they are making the EXACT same shuffle sound. So I keep having to pretend like I'm working because I think Joe is coming around, and then it's just HER!! Damn it!!
Good thing she wears nice perfume. sooo...Joe walks like a woman, or the girl walks like a man...either one isn't so cool | |
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Maybe Joe bought her the new shoes and has a hidden camera on you and is sitting back somewhere entertaining himself with how you quickly make it look like your working everytime he sends her to walk by you....  | |
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My boss is in Columbus ohio and all my coworkers are scattered throughout the country. I'm alone in Tampa  | |
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PurpleThunder said: Maybe Joe bought her the new shoes and has a hidden camera on you and is sitting back somewhere entertaining himself with how you quickly make it look like your working everytime he sends her to walk by you....
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Imago said: My boss is in Columbus ohio and all my coworkers are scattered throughout the country. I'm alone in Tampa
sounds like an invite, if ever I've heard one...although Jersey is the only one near your area...hmmmm | |
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PurpleRein said: Imago said: My boss is in Columbus ohio and all my coworkers are scattered throughout the country. I'm alone in Tampa
sounds like an invite, if ever I've heard one...although Jersey is the only one near your area...hmmmm | |
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I recall a Seinfeld episode where Elaine gives this guy Tic Tacs to tell when he is approching her in the office. I think Mr Peterman goes MAD with the sound. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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PurpleThunder said: Maybe Joe bought her the new shoes and has a hidden camera on you and is sitting back somewhere entertaining himself with how you quickly make it look like your working everytime he sends her to walk by you....
 I can smell 'em a mile away    | |
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My boss is seven feet tall and I can hear the floor creaking beneath him as he walks...  | |
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applekisses said: My boss is seven feet tall and I can hear the floor creaking beneath him as he walks...
 can i have his # for future reference?! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: applekisses said: My boss is seven feet tall and I can hear the floor creaking beneath him as he walks...
can i have his # for future reference?!  He is a real sweetheart. | |
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applekisses said: IrresistibleB1tch said: can i have his # for future reference?! He is a real sweetheart. the tall ones usually are!  | |
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Yup, he usual talks while he walks..... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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