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PrintableHereToRockYourWorld said: matt said: Uhhh... too much Jägermeister? 
 And yet, you bothered with the umlaut. Well, I have to give it to you. When you really get crazy, WHOOOHOOO, watch out! Esquire gon read you the LAW, muthafugga. . . BAWWAAAAA  
Melissa I gotta tell ya I love your style... | |
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notoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: And yet, you bothered with the umlaut. Well, I have to give it to you. When you really get crazy, WHOOOHOOO, watch out! Esquire gon read you the LAW, muthafugga. . . BAWWAAAAA
Melissa I gotta tell ya I love your style... Thank ya kindly. Matt, on the other hand, is reminding himself to never again become romantically involved with orgers.  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: BAWWAAAAA
Melissa I gotta tell ya I love your style... Thank ya kindly. Matt, on the other hand, is reminding himself to never again become romantically involved with orgers. I bet sooo.... | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: And yet, you bothered with the umlaut.
That's because I just cut-and-pasted the name from Wikipedia... was trying to get some drink ideas.  Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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moderatornotoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Thank ya kindly. Matt, on the other hand, is reminding himself to never again become romantically involved with orgers. I bet sooo.... Btw, Hamster Boy asked you for a number. How drunk are you gonna have to get before you give your assessment?  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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matt said: HereToRockYourWorld said: And yet, you bothered with the umlaut.
That's because I just cut-and-pasted the name from Wikipedia... was trying to get some drink ideas. Oh, I have a good recipe! Step one: pour Jager down drain. Step two: open a decent bottle of red.  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: I bet sooo.... Btw, Hamster Boy asked you for a number. How drunk are you gonna have to get before you give your assessment? Number...what number...why I don't know what you are talking about | |
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notoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Btw, Hamster Boy asked you for a number. How drunk are you gonna have to get before you give your assessment? Number...what number...why I don't know what you are talking about I orgnoted him with mine. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: Number...what number...why I don't know what you are talking about I orgnoted him with mine. I see his ego swelling...  | |
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notoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: I orgnoted him with mine. I see his ego swelling... Not MATT, Huey. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: I see his ego swelling... Not MATT, Huey. Ahh ok... Gotcha | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Oh, I have a good recipe!
Step one: pour Jager down drain. Step two: open a decent bottle of red. Unfortunately, I think I'm too tipsy to go to my "wine cellar"; i.e., our storage unit on the basement/parking garage level. (Typing is a real challenge right now.) That's too bad, as I've got a nice 2000 Bordeaux down there.  Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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matt said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Oh, I have a good recipe!
Step one: pour Jager down drain. Step two: open a decent bottle of red. Unfortunately, I think I'm too tipsy to go to my "wine cellar"; i.e., our storage unit on the basement/parking garage level. (Typing is a real challenge right now.) That's too bad, as I've got a nice 2000 Bordeaux down there. Num.
Omigawd, Jamie and I have been having these fabulous nights where we go to Tubs, strip nekkid, drink wine, and talk about boys for hours. So, our most recent naked wine party involved a bottle of 2003 Oregon Pinot Noir that was so good I wanted to CRY. It was perfection. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Omigawd, Jamie and I have been having these fabulous nights where we go to Tubs, strip nekkid, drink wine, and talk about boys for hours. So, our most recent naked wine party involved a bottle of 2003 Oregon Pinot Noir that was so good I wanted to CRY. It was perfection.
Didn't you tell me something about the water there being, uh, contaminated? Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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matt said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Omigawd, Jamie and I have been having these fabulous nights where we go to Tubs, strip nekkid, drink wine, and talk about boys for hours. So, our most recent naked wine party involved a bottle of 2003 Oregon Pinot Noir that was so good I wanted to CRY. It was perfection.
Didn't you tell me something about the water there being, uh, contaminated?
We used to joke about jizz-skimming jobs there, yeah. 
Nah, it's fine. Chlorine. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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Randal Graves: [reading a magazine] Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper? Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off. Dante Hicks: Nudie booth? Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth? Dante Hicks: I guess not. Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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matt said: Randal Graves: [reading a magazine] Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper? Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off. Dante Hicks: Nudie booth? Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth? Dante Hicks: I guess not. This coming from the same person who told me I could make good money being a dancer so he could tell people that he is in love with a stripper....gawd I hate that song. | |
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matt said: It was on their drop-down menu of suffixes (e.g., Jr., Sr., III, etc.), and I figured it was there for a reason. And I don't care if their computers think it's "bad form."
 when I joined United's MileagePlus program, I used the title Prince, cuz it was in their drop-down menu. Sadly, they never use it when sending me stuff. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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madartista said: matt said: It was on their drop-down menu of suffixes (e.g., Jr., Sr., III, etc.), and I figured it was there for a reason. And I don't care if their computers think it's "bad form."
when I joined United's MileagePlus program, I used the title Prince, cuz it was in their drop-down menu. Sadly, they never use it when sending me stuff. That is funny...unlike using esquire... | |
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notoriousj said: matt said: Randal Graves: [reading a magazine] Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper? Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off. Dante Hicks: Nudie booth? Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth? Dante Hicks: I guess not. This coming from the same person who told me I could make good money being a dancer so he could tell people that he is in love with a stripper....gawd I hate that song. Funny, he was always trying to convince me that I could be a stripper.
So busted. . . oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: This coming from the same person who told me I could make good money being a dancer so he could tell people that he is in love with a stripper....gawd I hate that song. Funny, he was always trying to convince me that I could be a stripper.
So busted. . . MATTHEW WENTWORTH CONRAD you are so busted!! | |
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notoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Funny, he was always trying to convince me that I could be a stripper.
So busted. . . MATTHEW WENTWORTH CONRAD you are so busted!! Differenc being, of course, that if I tried to get a job as a stripper, I'd be laughed out of the joint.
Still! MATTHEW WENTWORTH CONRAD, ESQUIRE!  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: MATTHEW WENTWORTH CONRAD you are so busted!! Differenc being, of course, that if I tried to get a job as a stripper, I'd be laughed out of the joint.
Still! MATTHEW WENTWORTH CONRAD, ESQUIRE! Its ok honestly I could not cut it either.... Still! MATTHEW WENTWORTH CONRAD!!  | |
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notoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Differenc being, of course, that if I tried to get a job as a stripper, I'd be laughed out of the joint.
Still! MATTHEW WENTWORTH CONRAD, ESQUIRE! Its ok honestly I could not cut it either.... Still! MATTHEW WENTWORTH CONRAD!! Oh, of course you could. Especially if you go back to blonde. But that's beside the point. We're busy yelling at Esquire.
(Psst, do you know how to get in touch with Kim? I think we should get her an org account!  )oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: Its ok honestly I could not cut it either.... Still! MATTHEW WENTWORTH CONRAD!! Oh, of course you could. Especially if you go back to blonde. But that's beside the point. We're busy yelling at Esquire.
(Psst, do you know how to get in touch with Kim? I think we should get her an org account! )OH yeah I guess she has one....but I doubt I am someone she wants to hear from... | |
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notoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Oh, of course you could. Especially if you go back to blonde. But that's beside the point. We're busy yelling at Esquire.
(Psst, do you know how to get in touch with Kim? I think we should get her an org account! )OH yeah I guess she has one....but I doubt I am someone she wants to hear from... Let me put it this way: I don't think either of us is in her will. That said, for a chance to give Esquire shit, I think she might be willing to put up with us. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: OH yeah I guess she has one....but I doubt I am someone she wants to hear from... Let me put it this way: I don't think either of us is in her will. That said, for a chance to give Esquire shit, I think she might be willing to put up with us. good point...good point...well I am assuming she was in Indy while I was not to far from me...  | |
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