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Printablematt said: HereToRockYourWorld said: I called him Matthew for, like, a year, before he noticed, at which point he told me that he didn't really like being called Matthew.
 I wouldn't say that I dislike it... rather, with a few exceptions, nobody who really knows me calls me by that name. Even in my professional life, where I generally use "Matthew," anyone who's on a first-name basis with me calls me "Matt." Maybe you were just cranky that day. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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notoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: I called him Matthew for, like, a year, before he noticed, at which point he told me that he didn't really like being called Matthew.
Point being, of course: keep calling him Matthew.  I think you should call him matthew too...I by the powers invested in me give you Melissa permission to call him matthew...if he likes it or not
PS just curious does it bug you when people call you missy instead of melissa...I call my sister missy, but I am the only one allowed to do it. Nobody is allowed to call me Jessie...I hate that such a boys name...however my grandmother gets away with it...when she remembers I am alive, which is not often...come to think of it I still have not gotten that bday card from her  I really prefer to call him Wentworth. But I do appreciate the powers you have bestowed upon me. 
I can't stand Missy. Mel is fine, Em is fine . . . my little sister has always called me Sister (I've hardly ever heard her say my name) . . . I have an uncle who calls me Medicinal . . . fine. . . ANYTHING BUT MISSY.  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: I think you should call him matthew too...I by the powers invested in me give you Melissa permission to call him matthew...if he likes it or not
PS just curious does it bug you when people call you missy instead of melissa...I call my sister missy, but I am the only one allowed to do it. Nobody is allowed to call me Jessie...I hate that such a boys name...however my grandmother gets away with it...when she remembers I am alive, which is not often...come to think of it I still have not gotten that bday card from her I really prefer to call him Wentworth. But I do appreciate the powers you have bestowed upon me.
I can't stand Missy. Mel is fine, Em is fine . . . my little sister has always called me Sister (I've hardly ever heard her say my name) . . . I have an uncle who calls me Medicinal . . . fine. . . ANYTHING BUT MISSY. Oops we forgot the Esquire...  | |
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notoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: I really prefer to call him Wentworth. But I do appreciate the powers you have bestowed upon me.
I can't stand Missy. Mel is fine, Em is fine . . . my little sister has always called me Sister (I've hardly ever heard her say my name) . . . I have an uncle who calls me Medicinal . . . fine. . . ANYTHING BUT MISSY. Oops we forgot the Esquire... Oh, yeah, it's fun to call him that too. Except he secretly likes it. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: Oops we forgot the Esquire... Oh, yeah, it's fun to call him that too. Except he secretly likes it. Convo clip: Matthew: Not to sound arrogent or anything... Jess: Oh god here we go again... Matthew: *laugh* but I use the esquire because I am a lawyer Jess: *rolls eyes* uhh huh Matthew: No really its not to make me look higher in status...its cause I am a lawyer Jess: Shut the hell up... | |
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notoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Oh, yeah, it's fun to call him that too. Except he secretly likes it. Convo clip: Matthew: Not to sound arrogent or anything... Jess: Oh god here we go again... Matthew: *laugh* but I use the esquire because I am a lawyer Jess: *rolls eyes* uhh huh Matthew: No really its not to make me look higher in status...its cause I am a lawyer Jess: Shut the hell up... Yes, I've tried to explain to him that ACTUALLY USING THE TERM ESQUIRE indicates not JUST that you're a lawyer, but that you're a lawyer AND a total douche. He ain't tryin to hear that. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: Convo clip: Matthew: Not to sound arrogent or anything... Jess: Oh god here we go again... Matthew: *laugh* but I use the esquire because I am a lawyer Jess: *rolls eyes* uhh huh Matthew: No really its not to make me look higher in status...its cause I am a lawyer Jess: Shut the hell up... Yes, I've tried to explain to him that ACTUALLY USING THE TERM ESQUIRE indicates not JUST that you're a lawyer, but that you're a lawyer AND a total douche. He ain't tryin to hear that. Girl I know..but I hate to sound arrogant and all but my last name is copeland and I use it cause that is my last name. | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: matt said: I wouldn't say that I dislike it... rather, with a few exceptions, nobody who really knows me calls me by that name. Even in my professional life, where I generally use "Matthew," anyone who's on a first-name basis with me calls me "Matt." Maybe you were just cranky that day. Just cranky that day...shit... | |
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notoriousj said: Convo clip:
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That's a very interesting story... it'd be even more interesting if it actually happened. 
Although others may, for example, send me mail with that title after my name, I almost never bestow it upon myself. First, I think it's bad form, and second, the average person probably doesn't even know what it means. "Attorney at Law" works much better. Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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moderatormatt said: notoriousj said: Convo clip:
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That's a very interesting story... it'd be even more interesting if it actually happened. Although others may, for example, send me mail with that title after my name, I almost never bestow it upon myself. First, I think it's bad form, and second, the average person probably doesn't even know what it means. "Attorney at Law" works much better. Um, ok, Matt, the ONLY people who ever send you mail with that title would be NWA. Why? Because you TOLD THEM TO. Bad form my ass. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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matt said: notoriousj said: Convo clip:
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That's a very interesting story... it'd be even more interesting if it actually happened.
Although others may, for example, send me mail with that title after my name, I almost never bestow it upon myself. First, I think it's bad form, and second, the average person probably doesn't even know what it means. "Attorney at Law" works much better. Shut the hell up douche. | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Yes, I've tried to explain to him that ACTUALLY USING THE TERM ESQUIRE indicates not JUST that you're a lawyer, but that you're a lawyer AND a total douche.
And this was when...?  Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: matt said: [ snip]
That's a very interesting story... it'd be even more interesting if it actually happened. Although others may, for example, send me mail with that title after my name, I almost never bestow it upon myself. First, I think it's bad form, and second, the average person probably doesn't even know what it means. "Attorney at Law" works much better. Um, ok, Matt, the ONLY people who ever send you mail with that title would be NWA. Why? Because you TOLD THEM TO. Bad form my ass. Can I get a hell ya up in here! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Um, ok, Matt, the ONLY people who ever send you mail with that title would be NWA. Why? Because you TOLD THEM TO. Bad form my ass.
Bzzzt. Wrong answer. Thanks for playing. I've received mail at work with that title countless times. Yes, I did use the title when I joined Northwest Airlines' WorldPerks program, but that was only because I thought I might someday receive some targeted promotional deal as a result. It was on their drop-down menu of suffixes (e.g., Jr., Sr., III, etc.), and I figured it was there for a reason. And I don't care if their computers think it's "bad form."  Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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matt said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Yes, I've tried to explain to him that ACTUALLY USING THE TERM ESQUIRE indicates not JUST that you're a lawyer, but that you're a lawyer AND a total douche.
And this was when...? This coming from the person who told me that when he registered with NWA or some other shit like that he put esquire in his registration so he could have ELITE STATUS and fly FIRST CLASS and not have to ride in the back of the plane with the COMMON PEOPLE. | |
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notoriousj said: This coming from the person who told me that when he registered with NWA or some other shit like that he put esquire in his registration so he could have ELITE STATUS and fly FIRST CLASS and not have to ride in the back of the plane with the COMMON PEOPLE.
Jess, you know I love you, but do you just make this stuff up as you go along?
You earn Elite status by flying a certain number of miles. That's it. It doesn't matter what you do for a living, what your educational level is, etc. The "common people" thing was just me being facetious.  The main reason I started flying First Class was that I'd fly over 2,000 miles to Seattle on Friday nights after a full week at the office in Indianapolis, and I wanted a comfy seat and free booze.Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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matt said: notoriousj said: This coming from the person who told me that when he registered with NWA or some other shit like that he put esquire in his registration so he could have ELITE STATUS and fly FIRST CLASS and not have to ride in the back of the plane with the COMMON PEOPLE.
Jess, you know I love you, but do you just make this stuff up as you go along?
You earn Elite status by flying a certain number of miles. That's it. It doesn't matter what you do for a living, what your educational level is, etc. The "common people" thing was just me being facetious. The main reason I started flying First Class was that I'd fly over 2,000 miles to Seattle on Friday nights after a full week at the office in Indianapolis, and I wanted a comfy seat and free booze.I'm sorry sitting in a law office at a desk all week must have been torture and so tiring...I mean its not like the seats back with the "common folk" as you like to call them are all that uncomfortable...just face it...your bitchy ass has to be in first class or you are not happy if you are not...As a matter of fact I would love to see you sitting in the back of a plane with the riff raff on your next flight...beyotch. | |
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matt said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Yes, I've tried to explain to him that ACTUALLY USING THE TERM ESQUIRE indicates not JUST that you're a lawyer, but that you're a lawyer AND a total douche.
And this was when...? I may not have actually used the term "douche", as back then I cared about remaining on good terms with you.  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: matt said: And this was when...? I may not have actually used the term "douche", as back then I cared about remaining on good terms with you. I think cunt fits him well sometimes too....  | |
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notoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: I may not have actually used the term "douche", as back then I cared about remaining on good terms with you. I think cunt fits him well sometimes too.... I never called him that either. I think "diva bitch" is about as far as I ever went. And I consider that a term of endearment. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: I think cunt fits him well sometimes too.... I never called him that either. I think "diva bitch" is about as far as I ever went. And I consider that a term of endearment. See thought I love the word cunt...Its one of my favorite shock value words...people are like OMG I can't believe you called me a cunt... 
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notoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: I never called him that either. I think "diva bitch" is about as far as I ever went. And I consider that a term of endearment. See thought I love the word cunt...Its one of my favorite shock value words...people are like OMG I can't believe you called me a cunt...
Mission Accomplished. I've come to be fond of it as well. Calling boys cunts is pretty funny. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: See thought I love the word cunt...Its one of my favorite shock value words...people are like OMG I can't believe you called me a cunt...
Mission Accomplished. I've come to be fond of it as well. Calling boys cunts is pretty funny. Ohh here is a good one you can use... :cunty Diva bitch: | |
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notoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: I've come to be fond of it as well. Calling boys cunts is pretty funny. Ohh here is a good one you can use... :cunty Diva bitch: You know, I don't use cunt as an adjective nearly enough. I like it.  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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The cunty diva bitch is reading me info from the washington bar association manual... | |
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notoriousj said: The cunty diva bitch is reading me info from the washington bar association manual...
Uhh . . . why? oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: The cunty diva bitch is reading me info from the washington bar association manual...
Uhh . . . why? That is what the fuck I wanna know...I am half listening to him. | |
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notoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Uhh . . . why? That is what the fuck I wanna know...I am half listening to him. Well, I'm bored all the way from here. Wanna go hang out? My man and I were thinking about getting some hot chocolate at Dilettante. Just nod your head as you back slowly out the door. He'll never notice you're gone. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: The cunty diva bitch is reading me info from the washington bar association manual...
Uhh . . . why? Uhhh... too much Jägermeister?
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matt said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Uhh . . . why? Uhhh... too much Jägermeister?
And yet, you bothered with the umlaut. Well, I have to give it to you. When you really get crazy, WHOOOHOOO, watch out! Esquire gon read you the LAW, muthafugga. . . oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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