Dan,

We are your friends and we have come here today to convince you to stop posting such crap threads. It's destroying you. It's destroying us. It's destroying the Org. And it even seems to be destroying Prince's ability to put on makeup. Slowly but surely. They have even made Lucy cry.

Sometimes people slide into destructive behavior so gradually they don't even notice it until it's too late. Well, as your friends, we feel it's not too late.

We have tried individually to get you to change your behavior -- jersey gently chided you about your spelling, purplerein too; threadcula has attempted humor to get you to stop talking about your balls...on and on it goes. Every effort has been met with anger, frustration, and despair.

No individual's efforts are enough. The problems are too big, too deep, and too destructive. The threads get worse and worse.

And so we have banded together to get you to stop posting such crap threads.

Please understand, we do this out of love. It is not you we despise, just your threads and everything about them (including you). So I guess it *is* you we despise... a little.

We are here for you.

Yep

FOOL!!!

it's true

amorbella said:

Now now, bella. No judging, just love for Dan.

We need an ultimatum if he chooses not to accept this intervention

ThreadCula said:

Like what?

2the9s said:

I dont know...something to make him regret not accepting the intervention



We can take Fauxie away from him

ThreadCula said:

That might make him lash out violently.

Are we ready for that?

2the9s said:

true...
but we have to do whatever it takes

2the9s said:

oh lawd, it'd be bawlz everywhere
lawd...oh lawd...

screw them imago..i love you..and i love your threads....ya secret is out me and imago are male lovers..muwhaha

Another thread, as brought to you BYYYYY;

You guys Dan makes good threads...



Its those JerseyKrs threads that sucks...I had to save one from sinking today

I'll have jerseyKRS a thousand times over Imago.....really....


and otherwise: HamsterHuey is right....

HamsterHuey said:

hey i work for that company..

abierman said:

I win; http://world.altavista.com/tr

Weet you what I will do? I will sleep. I must resist already very terrible fast on. And I am tired. And I am your gezanik ZAT. Do you hear me? ONGELOVELIJK TIRED I become of your.

Cliquey.

HamsterHuey said:

you are my gezanik zat????? wtf???

jerseykrs said:

Dude, we MADE you.

Can somebody please sum this thread up?
That's an aweful lot of words to read, and I'm busy working on my next picture thread

Fauxie said:

it's true

SammiJ said:

From Beer and pretzels, I hear.

This bad thread thing seems to be spreading.

bkw said:

Does that idea make you feel like you finally belong?

is this some kind of religious thing?

ZombieKitten said:

You made a balls shrine didn't you?

Fauxie said:

yes I did

I let my kids play in it while we are shopping for furniture