I have whiskers that grow on the sides of my face and I have a full on five o'clock shadow at five o'clock on my neck (seen best in the picture above).

The picture above also shows where my sideburns stop; I can't grow sideburns. That hairline breaks for about an inch until the rest of my "sideburn" beard starts.

My moustache is also pretty pitiful.

I know there are more important things in life, and I'm happy to report everything else below the chin is as it should be.

But I don't think I'll ever get to have fun with a beard.

stick to your hiphop-threads.....

abierman said:

Easy for you to say, I'm pretty sure you can grow a beard when you make threads.

Did you ever have a moustache, abierman?

You know, one of them big bushy CynthiaSocks ones?

CinisterCee said:

not really.... ....my beard is pathetic as well, yet I don't make threads about it, nor do i know enough about hiphop.....what am I doing here?

You have a pretty smile.

CinisterCee said:

Nope, I'd get fired if I would....

I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve here.

Erm, my shaver on my chin.

Imago said:

i cant get beards, unless i want a blonde one. Same with the tashe.


Ironically, and most annoyingly, i get brown facial hair under my chin, on my neck, so that shows and its disgusting.


People say i look 18, i dont want to look younger

thesexofit said:

That's exactly my problem! thesexofit.. we have more in common than we think.

CinisterCee said:

I had to start shaving really early. Like when i was 12/13 (when the acne appeared ), how about u?

I don't have a full beard either thank goodness. I once dreamed that ladies wore big ned kelly beards, but that's as far as it went.

thesexofit said:

The contrary. I think I wore some nasty fuzz until I was about hmm... 16.

The timing of everything else was "right" but just this facial hair was like it's on its own clock. I was waiting for it to finish so I could rock some wicked chops.

I'm with ya dude. I have pom poms on my cheeks. Hair in a circle and nowhere else. the stache does not connect to my chin hairs so I can't do goatee and the middle of my lip is hairless and above my lip no hair grows. I would look like a total freak if I was on survivor for 30 days

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

oh gosh hehe I can't imagine what I'd look like


Yeah! What's with this middle of my lip being hairless??

How's your chin beard Supa?

**imagining Supa frolicking in the Survivor jungle

CinisterCee said:

my chin beard brows pretty solid but not all the way up to my lip and then there is the fact that I have brown, blonde and red hairs in my beard so there are small blonde sections that when mixed in with the black looks like it's a bald patch. I have to shave
[Edited 5/25/06 18:18pm]

What about the "soul patch" area? I've got a mixture of sandy colors there.

CinisterCee said:

If you're talkin bout the schween it's all brown there

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

i thought the soul patch was that lil patch under the bottom lip?

BG909's got one of those...

SammiJ said:

OH!!

Well that is all brown and I just noticed a big juicy gray hair in it

SammiJ got it right.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

gray hairs are distinctive and shmexy

CinisterCee said:

Imago said:

You know, I actually do.

I suffer from extra-thick facial hair. And it's not all that's it's cracked up to be.

If you ever have the chance to go out with a Samoan chick straight off the island (& they love hairless-boyish like types), go down on her.
And when you do, get a good sense of what feels like down there. Once that's accomplished remember these words which I now impart on you;
Welcome to my world, baby-face.

Illustrator said:

If you can grow a moustache and sideburns then I'm still jealous.

So I'm a "hairless boyish" type now??? What have I done!

shave shave shave and go to the barber and get cut..a black barber shop only....yes with AFRO SHEEN (lemme repfrase that AF'O yes AF'O) SHEEN products....let him fade u up..it will grow
[Edited 5/25/06 19:05pm]