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Since no other guy is brave enough to tell their story..... I'm 14 and I was spending the night at my aunt's boyfriend's house. She and her boyfriend were going to Vegas for the weekend and my 16 year old cousin was in charge of watching me and my younger cousin. The guy had one of the early cable systems, either "On TV"/"Select TV", can't remember which one. So come midnight we watched some porns 
We sat there watching and laughing but at the same time I was really turned on. Then I had a dilemna. I had to go pee real bad but didn't want to get up with my hard on. So I put if off as long as I could. But the movies made me even more excited and the longer I waited, the more I had to pee. Well, thank goodness I was wearing sweats and a giant t-shirt cuz I was able to hide my boner when I finally got up to go pee. So I stood at the toilet waiting for my boner to go down and it would not go away.  So I thought maybe if I sat down I could relax. Well I couldn't stop thinking about those movies and so my boner just kept on. But I had to pee so badly that I was actually in pain. There are some guys who can pee with a hard on but that is a rare talent, most of us cannot pee while hard. So I'm in pain from how much I have to pee, my boner won't go down and so I thought maybe if I squeezed it it would go down.
So I squeezed it and went 
Squeeze
Squeeze
Squeeze
Squeeze
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Squeeze
Squeeze
Squeeze
Squeeze
Well you get the picture  That was the very first time I masterbated and it was totally by accident! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I love it! Were you totally shocked by the "outcome"? | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I'm 14 and I was spending the night at my aunt's boyfriend's house. She and her boyfriend were going to Vegas for the weekend and my 16 year old cousin was in charge of watching me and my younger cousin. The guy had one of the early cable systems, either "On TV"/"Select TV", can't remember which one. So come midnight we watched some porns
We sat there watching and laughing but at the same time I was really turned on. Then I had a dilemna. I had to go pee real bad but didn't want to get up with my hard on. So I put if off as long as I could. But the movies made me even more excited and the longer I waited, the more I had to pee. Well, thank goodness I was wearing sweats and a giant t-shirt cuz I was able to hide my boner when I finally got up to go pee. So I stood at the toilet waiting for my boner to go down and it would not go away. So I thought maybe if I sat down I could relax. Well I couldn't stop thinking about those movies and so my boner just kept on. But I had to pee so badly that I was actually in pain. There are some guys who can pee with a hard on but that is a rare talent, most of us cannot pee while hard. So I'm in pain from how much I have to pee, my boner won't go down and so I thought maybe if I squeezed it it would go down.
So I squeezed it and went
Squeeze
Squeeze
Squeeze
Squeeze
Squeeze
Squeeze
Squeeze
Squeeze
Squeeze
Squeeze
Well you get the picture That was the very first time I masterbated and it was totally by accident!
I love that story! When I first ran into masturbation I didn't get out of the shower for around 3 hours. I'm not kidding. M. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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It is very frightening when it first happens.  | |
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applekisses said:
I love it! Were you totally shocked by the "outcome"? I was and so ashamed too! I was a good church boy at the time and even though I saw this happening on the porns I had no idea I could do it too I didn't even have hairs yet!
I think the next time I tried it it took me like 45 minutes to finish because I couldn't figure out what to do I tried remembering back to that night but it was really different and I didn't know exactly what to do
And you know what is really trippy? When that happened the first time I instantly remembered this dream that I had when I was something like 7 or 8. I remember this dream and I woke up in shock with a feeling I never felt before and I remember drifting off to sleep actually praying to God that I would have that dream again. It was a wet dream!! But at 7 or 8, it was just feelings and no fluid.2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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u2prnce said: It is very frightening when it first happens.
confusing too 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I'm going to the bathroom. Be back in about twenty minutes. | |
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jerseykrs said: I'm going to the bathroom. Be back in about twenty minutes.
Please let a story be told in 22 1/2 minutes.....  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Supa thats an excellent story!!! | |
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I totally remember the first time I came, though I dont' remember my age or the year--I think I was 12 or 13.
Anyways, my mom bought this stupid ass Smurfs comforter that itched like a motherfucker but she thought it looked cute. And even though I would take it off my bed and replace it with one of my dad's old army blankets (Becuase that shit is just embarassing when you're 12), she would find it and place it back on my bed the next morning. 
That night, after wanting to fuck the shit out of Mellisa (I'll refrain from using her last name), a rather large girl who lived in my neighborhood who was always horny herself (and as long as I can remember she was a horny girl--that's like from the age of 9 or 10  ). Anyways, Melissa was 12 at this time but she was too afraid of sex even though she was always horny, to do anything more than flash her boobs and ask us to flash our penises. blue balls galore 
So, I'm lying in bed thinking about sex and sleeping naked because my PJs were getting unformfortable with my erection, and the smurfs bedsheets starts to tickle my penis. So I start to rub it, becuase it was also tingling and ...kind of ....erm.. sore?? If I can call it sore. Anwyas, I then started to dry hump the bed and the feeling got more and more pleasurable. I mean that smurfs blanket was fucking hot as hell after a while. I just remember dry humping and then BAM!!!! When it happenned it scared the shit out of me. I wasn't expecting it to feel that way. It felt great, but also almost..erm..itchy??? I can't explain it. Anyways, I laid there stunned for like 30 minutes and couldnt' get to bed for another 2 or 3 hours. I don't remember exactly, but I think I just let my spunk dry on the blanket as I lay there totally stunned. Thank you Walmart, and thank you pappa smurf | |
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Imago said: I totally remember the first time I came, though I dont' remember my age or the year--I think I was 12 or 13.
Anyways, my mom bought this stupid ass Smurfs comforter that itched like a motherfucker but she thought it looked cute. And even though I would take it off my bed and replace it with one of my dad's old army blankets (Becuase that shit is just embarassing when you're 12), she would find it and place it back on my bed the next morning.
That night, after wanting to fuck the shit out of Mellisa (I'll refrain from using her last name), a rather large girl who lived in my neighborhood who was always horny herself (and as long as I can remember she was a horny girl--that's like from the age of 9 or 10 ). Anyways, Melissa was 12 at this time but she was too afraid of sex even though she was always horny, to do anything more than flash her boobs and ask us to flash our penises. blue balls galore
So, I'm lying in bed thinking about sex and sleeping naked because my PJs were getting unformfortable with my erection, and the smurfs bedsheets starts to tickle my penis. So I start to rub it, becuase it was also tingling and ...kind of ....erm.. sore?? If I can call it sore. Anwyas, I then started to dry hump the bed and the feeling got more and more pleasurable. I mean that smurfs blanket was fucking hot as hell after a while. I just remember dry humping and then BAM!!!! When it happenned it scared the shit out of me. I wasn't expecting it to feel that way. It felt great, but also almost..erm..itchy??? I can't explain it. Anyways, I laid there stunned for like 30 minutes and couldnt' get to bed for another 2 or 3 hours. I don't remember exactly, but I think I just let my spunk dry on the blanket as I lay there totally stunned. Thank you Walmart, and thank you pappa smurf Who knew you could connect such wholesomeness to the delinquency of a minor!
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Imago said: I totally remember the first time I came, though I dont' remember my age or the year--I think I was 12 or 13.
Anyways, my mom bought this stupid ass Smurfs comforter that itched like a motherfucker but she thought it looked cute. And even though I would take it off my bed and replace it with one of my dad's old army blankets (Becuase that shit is just embarassing when you're 12), she would find it and place it back on my bed the next morning.
That night, after wanting to fuck the shit out of Mellisa (I'll refrain from using her last name), a rather large girl who lived in my neighborhood who was always horny herself (and as long as I can remember she was a horny girl--that's like from the age of 9 or 10 ). Anyways, Melissa was 12 at this time but she was too afraid of sex even though she was always horny, to do anything more than flash her boobs and ask us to flash our penises. blue balls galore
So, I'm lying in bed thinking about sex and sleeping naked because my PJs were getting unformfortable with my erection, and the smurfs bedsheets starts to tickle my penis. So I start to rub it, becuase it was also tingling and ...kind of ....erm.. sore?? If I can call it sore. Anwyas, I then started to dry hump the bed and the feeling got more and more pleasurable. I mean that smurfs blanket was fucking hot as hell after a while. I just remember dry humping and then BAM!!!! When it happenned it scared the shit out of me. I wasn't expecting it to feel that way. It felt great, but also almost..erm..itchy??? I can't explain it. Anyways, I laid there stunned for like 30 minutes and couldnt' get to bed for another 2 or 3 hours. I don't remember exactly, but I think I just let my spunk dry on the blanket as I lay there totally stunned. Thank you Walmart, and thank you pappa smurf thats sick man!! | |
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Imago said: I totally remember the first time I came, though I dont' remember my age or the year--I think I was 12 or 13.
Anyways, my mom bought this stupid ass Smurfs comforter that itched like a motherfucker but she thought it looked cute. And even though I would take it off my bed and replace it with one of my dad's old army blankets (Becuase that shit is just embarassing when you're 12), she would find it and place it back on my bed the next morning.
That night, after wanting to fuck the shit out of Mellisa (I'll refrain from using her last name), a rather large girl who lived in my neighborhood who was always horny herself (and as long as I can remember she was a horny girl--that's like from the age of 9 or 10 ). Anyways, Melissa was 12 at this time but she was too afraid of sex even though she was always horny, to do anything more than flash her boobs and ask us to flash our penises. blue balls galore
So, I'm lying in bed thinking about sex and sleeping naked because my PJs were getting unformfortable with my erection, and the smurfs bedsheets starts to tickle my penis. So I start to rub it, becuase it was also tingling and ...kind of ....erm.. sore?? If I can call it sore. Anwyas, I then started to dry hump the bed and the feeling got more and more pleasurable. I mean that smurfs blanket was fucking hot as hell after a while. I just remember dry humping and then BAM!!!! When it happenned it scared the shit out of me. I wasn't expecting it to feel that way. It felt great, but also almost..erm..itchy??? I can't explain it. Anyways, I laid there stunned for like 30 minutes and couldnt' get to bed for another 2 or 3 hours. I don't remember exactly, but I think I just let my spunk dry on the blanket as I lay there totally stunned. Thank you Walmart, and thank you pappa smurf that just made my day!  | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Imago said: I totally remember the first time I came, though I dont' remember my age or the year--I think I was 12 or 13.
Anyways, my mom bought this stupid ass Smurfs comforter that itched like a motherfucker but she thought it looked cute. And even though I would take it off my bed and replace it with one of my dad's old army blankets (Becuase that shit is just embarassing when you're 12), she would find it and place it back on my bed the next morning.
That night, after wanting to fuck the shit out of Mellisa (I'll refrain from using her last name), a rather large girl who lived in my neighborhood who was always horny herself (and as long as I can remember she was a horny girl--that's like from the age of 9 or 10 ). Anyways, Melissa was 12 at this time but she was too afraid of sex even though she was always horny, to do anything more than flash her boobs and ask us to flash our penises. blue balls galore
So, I'm lying in bed thinking about sex and sleeping naked because my PJs were getting unformfortable with my erection, and the smurfs bedsheets starts to tickle my penis. So I start to rub it, becuase it was also tingling and ...kind of ....erm.. sore?? If I can call it sore. Anwyas, I then started to dry hump the bed and the feeling got more and more pleasurable. I mean that smurfs blanket was fucking hot as hell after a while. I just remember dry humping and then BAM!!!! When it happenned it scared the shit out of me. I wasn't expecting it to feel that way. It felt great, but also almost..erm..itchy??? I can't explain it. Anyways, I laid there stunned for like 30 minutes and couldnt' get to bed for another 2 or 3 hours. I don't remember exactly, but I think I just let my spunk dry on the blanket as I lay there totally stunned. Thank you Walmart, and thank you pappa smurf Who knew you could connect such wholesomeness to the delinquency of a minor!
In no way shape or form am I trying to advocate or delve into seedy and just plain immoral territory, but from my experience, my best orgasms were between the age of 13 and 14. I remember around that time I could basically beat off 3 or 4 times a day, which I sometimes did, thanks to my dad's supposed hidden stash of magazines. | |
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It took me until I was 17 to finally masturbate and finish off the right way. I had to wait until I had a credit card to be able to buy a vibrator off some website! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Imago said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Who knew you could connect such wholesomeness to the delinquency of a minor!
In no way shape or form am I trying to advocate or delve into seedy and just plain immoral territory, but from my experience, my best orgasms were between the age of 13 and 14. I remember around that time I could basically beat off 3 or 4 times a day, which I sometimes did, thanks to my dad's supposed hidden stash of magazines. They were the best because they were so fresh. Now we're jaded old bitches I still likes me some gett of tho
How about my stepdad finding my secret stash!? I walked into my room and he was flippin through the mag, I looked at him, he looked at me, I walked aout and neither of us ever mentioned a thing 
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jerseykrs said: I'm going to the bathroom. Be back in about twenty minutes.
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Natsume said: It took me until I was 17 to finally masturbate and finish off the right way. I had to wait until I had a credit card to be able to buy a vibrator off some website!
*ahem* 20... and I didnt have any material help!  | |
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I remember my first time,
looking down there right straight at it when it happened. And even though I was quite surprised by the end-result, I Swear that I could've heard my inner-most soul scream "INCOMING!" | |
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susannah said: Natsume said: It took me until I was 17 to finally masturbate and finish off the right way. I had to wait until I had a credit card to be able to buy a vibrator off some website!
*ahem* 20... and I didnt have any material help! 
It sure was worth the wait though, wasn't it? The novelty still hasn't worn off! I hope it never does!  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: jerseykrs said: I'm going to the bathroom. Be back in about twenty minutes.
20 minutes is up.....
I've never wanked at work. I actually think I could do it though. Maybe I'll steal some time today. Of course, I'm so grossed out by public bathrooms I might be able to go through with it. Either that or I'll end up rubbing my bits n pieces with germ-x afterwords--I'm not joking, I hate public bathrooms that much. | |
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I started early | |
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whew.  | |
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Illustrator said: I remember my first time,
looking down there right straight at it when it happened. And even though I was quite surprised by the end-result, I Swear that I could've heard my inner-most soul scream "INCOMING!" Mine Screamed "OUTGOING!". Incoming huh? Can you please elaborate on that?  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Natsume said: susannah said: *ahem* 20... and I didnt have any material help!
It sure was worth the wait though, wasn't it? The novelty still hasn't worn off! I hope it never does! I had been with boys before that!! I just couldnt do it myself!!
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Imago said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: 20 minutes is up.....
I've never wanked at work. I actually think I could do it though. Maybe I'll steal some time today. Of course, I'm so grossed out by public bathrooms I might be able to go through with it. Either that or I'll end up rubbing my bits n pieces with germ-x afterwords--I'm not joking, I hate public bathrooms that much. The worst is when your wiener touches any part of the toilet!!! I cannot get the fuck out of that stall and to the sink fast enough 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Illustrator said: I remember my first time,
looking down there right straight at it when it happened. And even though I was quite surprised by the end-result, I Swear that I could've heard my inner-most soul scream "INCOMING!" Mine Screamed "OUTGOING!". Incoming huh? Can you please elaborate on that? I found myself screaming, "MY EYES!! IT BURNS...!!!!" | |
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Imago said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: 20 minutes is up.....
I've never wanked at work. I actually think I could do it though. Maybe I'll steal some time today. Of course, I'm so grossed out by public bathrooms I might be able to go through with it. Either that or I'll end up rubbing my bits n pieces with germ-x afterwords--I'm not joking, I hate public bathrooms that much. Don't you have an office? | |
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Illustrator said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Mine Screamed "OUTGOING!". Incoming huh? Can you please elaborate on that? I found myself screaming, "MY EYES!! IT BURNS...!!!!" Ok, having had that shit in my eyes before, if it burns you better go to the doctor! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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