of the things you people DO NOT want in a life partner ?

would be interesting to see if there is balance in your desires and distaste


so .....


list away

1) Larry Graham

Ugliness
A Fat Ass
Bad table manners. Bad manners in general
Glasses
A flat chest
thin lips
Neediness or issues
Short hair
A big nose

A vagina.



Sorry but that's the first thing that came to mind.

onenitealone said:

Spats said:

It just gets better.

Spats said:

That's almost exactly how i picture you. Tiny cock is missing, though.

My list:

- Jealousy
- Violence

That's about it.

Omadon said:

Cloudbuster said:

Oh shit, did I say violence?

I meant non-violence.

Omadon said:

Omadon said:

More than one ex girlfriend has told me i resemble Keanu Reeves. I would rather look like Johnny Depp but i guess it's better than nothing.

Spats said:

I suppose Johnny Depp with a tiny cock is better than Keanu Reeves with a tiny cock.

Fair point.

Cloudbuster said:

Good for you.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

that's very sweet.

Cloudbuster said:

hey you left me hangin' yesterday on Leicester market

Omadon said:

Bastard!

IstenSzek said:

i don't want someone lazy, or who can't cook or won't be bothered to look after his offspring.

so i've done well.

Cloudbuster said:

i was raped by the locals

Omadon said:

Spats doesn't really exist. He's a figment of our imaginations.

IstenSzek said:

I was watching from afar.

Cloudbuster said:

with your hand on your fishbone, no doubt

IstenSzek said:

Well, you didn't appear to try to fight them off.

Omadon said:

Cloudbuster said:

well, i thought it would be a shame to waste to opportunity

and after all...your mother was very gentle with me....

IstenSzek said:

You dug my mother up?!!

Cloudbuster said:

i give up. there seems to be nothing on earth
bad enough to stop your witty replies

onenitealone said:

I don't have...

Cloudbuster said: