IstenSzek said:

"It was like my own personal Crying Game."

George: "Listen to this. Marcy comes over
and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend
was over late last night
and 'yada yada yada I'm really tired today.'
You don't think she'd yada yada sex?"

Elaine: "I've yada yada'd sex."

Jerry: "Really?"

Elaine: "Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner,
I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place,
yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."

George: "But you yada yada'd over the best part."

Elaine: "No, I mentioned the bisque."

- George, Elaine, and Jerry, in "The Yada Yada"

CYE IS GREAT

The Doll, and Krazy Eyes Killa

jerseykrs said:

Seinfeld is my favourite sitcom ever! I've seen all the re-runs numerous times too. Every show is funny no matter how many times you've seen them. I feel the same about All in the Family. It's classic!! I also love watching the re-runs of the Cosby Show.

Seinfeld is shit. Maybe its a jew thing? Iam reading these quotes and i dont get it? I guess iam just not intellectual enough to get these sorta things.


I'd rather watch keenen and kel, now thats comedy i can laugh at.
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LOVE Seinfeld! My favorite line was from the episode with the Elaine mannequin; after Jerry drives Elaine to steal her look-alike from the store, he glances over at the mannequin and Elaine in the passenger seat of the car and says

"I don't know about you, but I'm getting a hankering for some Doublemint gum".

I don't know why I love that line as much as I do, but It never fails to have me crying from laughter.

jerseykrs said:

I agree. It just is!

jerseykrs said:

I totally agree. George cracks me the fuck up!

Seinfeld is the ultimate sitcom IMO. I can't stand watching other sitcoms now... So unoriginal... same thing over and over again... Seinfeld was truly revolutionary!

thesexofit said:

Well, I'm not Jewish & I watched it pretty faithfully

But do you really expect to "get it" just from reading a thread? I think you'd have to see the show a few times

thesexofit said:

papaa said:

CYE is better than Seinfeld, IMHO

thesexofit said:

Im glad you said that. I was feeling there wasn't enough racial slurs in the world, or intolerance...you completed it.

PurpleRein said:

Wow, I am dumfounded by how offensive that statement is.

GET OUTTA THAT BOX, KIDDO

I prefer Curb to Seinfeld also. We oughta start a new thread with quote from CYE.

Wanda: Why'd you fire the black man?

Larry: I fired the black man... because... he's the guy who set up the whole system here and it doesn't work! And he's here like... every week, I'm givin' him checks, we've got five remotes, I can't turn it on... but I know, you know, *black* man can *never* do anything *wrong*, at least to get fired from a job! Black people *always* do everything right!

Wanda: [Walks over to TV, pushes button, fixes it] You gotta turn the damn satellite on for the TV to work! See the little green light? Just gotta turn it on! Or you can fire the black man. Whatever works for you.

applekisses said:

I like Curb better, too. It's a smarter show. Seinfeld was lucky to have Larry David with him, because his stand-up is not that great.

papaa said:

Larry David: [watching Girls Gone Wild] What do you mean you're not going to pause it?
Jeff Greene: I'm not a pauser, I don't like pausing.
Larry David: Well, that's rude, I'll miss it.
Jeff Greene: I'll rewind it when you come back.
Larry David: Yeah, but I can see when you rewind and it'll give it away!
Jeff Greene: There's no story! Give what away? There's bosoms! That's it!

I SMELL A HIJACKIN'



[Cheryl is reading a draft of her renewed wedding vows to Larry]

Cheryl: "We'll love each other throughout this lifetime, but after death through all eternity."

Larry: You mean this is... this is continuing into the afterlife?

Cheryl: Yeah, that's the idea. Do you have a problem with that?

Larry: Well, I... I thought this was over at death. I didn't know we went into eternity together. Isn't that what it said in..."'til death do us part, " I thought it was...

Cheryl: Do you have a problem with eternity?

Larry: Well...

Cheryl: We finally found each other, Larry, and we're celebrating this for all eternity.

Larry: I guess I had a different plan for eternity. I thought... I thought I'd be single again.

papaa said:

He's such an ass!

I LIKE SEINFELD...

Never really seen a very poor episode. And it's no coincidence the funniest character in the show, George, is based on Larry David.

How did Seinfeld fare when Larry David left the show in the final season?

kidelrich said:

papaa said:

It was the worst season apart from the first. The last episode was the worst of the entire series, although David was involved with that one.

applekisses said:

He says what everybody is thinking, but doesn't have the guts to say out loud. Damn society's conventions.
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PurpleRein said:

I didn't take that statement as racist at all! Seinfeld does have a lot to do with NYC Jewish humor. If you're from another culture or country, you might not get it.

For that matter, Seinfeld is mentioned in "Freakonomics" as a show that Black people almost never watch, according to polls... Are we talking about racism here, or cultural differences? I think it's more the latter.

kidelrich said:

U must live in a world where barney the purple dinosuar is president if u found what i said offensive.

A man on a park bench sees this and says to Elaine "A bird hit your head. It's like he couldn't avoid it