so only 2 people said they hadn't

ZombieKitten said:

Yup.

I've pretty much concluded many posts ago that everyone here is dirty on the inside and outside.

Imago said:

I live in peace with dirt.

Imago said:

ZombieKitten said:

i didn't mean in real life though, just during..... ..... nevermind

fantasyislander said:

during WHAT!!!

pardonme4livin said:

Dude, just because she's bi and Thai doesn't mean I get to live like Heff.

Fauxie said:

Dude...don't ruin this for me.....

pardonme4livin said:

Ok, I hire a guy to play slap bass while I watch her get it on with her friends, and then of course I join in and they fight over me.

Fauxie said:

Thanks fauxie...you are a kind soul....

pardonme4livin said:

If only



My life is far less exciting, unless you want to converse with ladyboys.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I read this last night and I completely burst out laughing at that. I can just imagine the way you'd say it as well.

You're fantastic, Miguel.

onenitealone said:

"the feeling is mutual"




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Imago said:

1.For the most part my life is headed in the right direction. I could use some sacktime though. Hopefully it won't take too long for the babe to make a move.
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3. Yes, i am in good shape.
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5. What's wrong with a woman mowing the lawn? Are they too weak? I don't believe in gender roles.
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12. A couple girlfriends came over unannounced and i told them i didn't like it. It rarely happens.
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19. Hell No!!!!! No bum licking for me. Nasty.
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Spats said:

why is it that you never share any personal information with us except in regards to sex and you views on women?? interesting....

fantasyislander said:

Because we might discover who the hell he actually is.

onenitealone said:

He REALLY is

fantasyislander said:

Yes i do. And those other questions just did not interest me.

Spats said:

riiiiggghhhhttt.... you just keep saying that, mmmkay?

coughcoughalternateaccountcoughcough

fantasyislander said:

Ask the moderators or whoever. They can probably tell you if i have an alternate account. I don't. I would not know how to get one.

Spats said:

Amazing what ignoring this thread for a few days can do. This questionaire is shit.



(working on a pt. 4, to redeem myself)

1) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Explain. I have no idea right now.
2) When is the last time you've had a serious cold? About eight weeks ago.
3) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body? Not right now. I've gained some weight over the last few months
4) Is your job satisfying? Why or why not? What job?
5) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it? It's okay if the men are allergic...
6) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision? No.
7) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision? Yes. My mom.
8) What non sexual activity do you do to relax? Masturbate.
9) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell? 4 days in the army. I didn't care what I smelt like, I just wanted out.
10) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets? Way too long.
11) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up? Must have been over five weeks, when I was utterly depressed.
12) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be? "Please, don't come."
13) Have you ever lied about how much money you made? All the fucking time.
14) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be? Dunno, some female preferably though.
15) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan? I have no opinion about that
16) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney? This either.
17) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief: Jesus
18) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Cheklislavachia(sp?)? Why, yes.
19) Ever had your bum licked? No. But oneday I will.
20) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up?Many times.
[Edited 5/25/06 12:29pm]

1 ) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Explain.
RIGHT. GOING TO HAVE A BABY IN ABOUT A MONTH STARTING BACK TO NURSING SCHOOL IN THE SPRING.

2 ) When is the last time you've had a serious cold?
ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO

3 ) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body?
I'M VERY PREGNANT SO..... I'M GLAD I HAVEN'T GAINED A BUCH OF WEIGHT.

4 ) Is your job satisfying? Why or why not?
I'M A STAY AT HOME MOM. THAT IS A JOB I GUESS. I'M PRETTY SATISFIED.

5 ) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it?
SOME WOMEN, LIKE MYSELF, LIKE TO MOW THE LAWN. SO, I HAVE NO OPINION ON IT.

6 ) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision?
NO

7 ) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision?
NO

8 ) What non sexual activity do you do to relax?
TAKE A SHOWER

9 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell?
THREE DAYS. PRETTY BAD.

10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets?
THREE WEEKS. I WAS BAD I KNOW.

11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up?
TWO DAYS. THE KITCHEN STARTS TO SMELL IF I LET IT GO ANY LONGER.

12 ) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be?
OH SHIT!

13 ) Have you ever lied about how much money you made?
NO.

14 ) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be?
SUPA

15 ) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan?
SHINDLER'S LIST

16 ) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney?
GODFATHER

17 ) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief:
MADALINE O'HARE

18 ) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Cheklislavachia(sp?)?
YES

19 ) Ever had your bum licked?
YES

20 ) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up?
YES