Why do a lot of people consider mowing the lawn to be a job only for men? As for me, I had to draw the line someplace. I work full time, do five loads of laundry twice a week, vaccuum, shovel the driveway of snow when it needs it, and do the dishes. My wife works part time, and yet she does none of these tasks except for seldomly doing dishes. We kind of made an agreement after patterns were already in place: I have the inside, she has the outside. It's worked so far although I still feel I'm doing more at times.

Fuck that, pay a landscaper to mow the lawn.

HamsterHuey said:

i didnt peek! i know how to spell!!

jerseykrs said:

I'd like to get a yard of artificial turf.

Why do people fall for horrible threads like this?

2the9s said:

don't you have a diaper to change?

fantasyislander said:

Nah, I got control of that problem a long time...oh, you mean Lucy's?

2the9s said:

no, you had it the first time.

fantasyislander said:

Yo! Imago doesn't seem to be around!

You and I should totally wreck this thread!!

JustErin said:

You so fucking want me.

10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets?
probably 3-4 weeks. i guess i was preoccupied

11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up?
a month...
it's amazing how when you don't cook you don't make dirty dishes
as it is i only wash on the weekend

jerseykrs said:

To clean my toilet? Yes, yes I do.

JustErin said:

It's so much easier when you just admit it. Ask the other orgers.

jerseykrs said:

If I admit it, will you stop sending me pics of your wang?

JustErin said:

I will stop sending them when you stop asking for them. Don't make me call you out in public!

jerseykrs said:

Ok, I'll admit it. I'm falling in love with you.....'re beef lance.

JustErin said:

The secrets out now. You're ruining my myspace game now too. Stop cockblocking.

jerseykrs said:

Aaaaaand scene.



BTW, I fucked up "your". Joke = ruined by stupidity.
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1 ) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Explain.
it's headed in one direction - forward, whether it's right or wrong is not for me to decide @ this time

2 ) When is the last time you've had a serious cold?
a week b4 my birthday i had the flu no fun

3 ) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body?
not entirely no...there are some things that need work...but knowing that it's appreciated by someone that loves me unconditionally makes it easier for me to see the good in it...

4 ) Is your job satisfying? Why or why not?
sure, i sit on the phones all day and say "hi this is samille from sears home central maintenance agreement department, is there a mrs smith there please?" minus the mrs smith part...the names are strange

5 ) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it?
it's a lawn...who fucking cares...it needs 2 be mowed, dont care who does it just mow it! biotch!

6 ) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision?
i dont know anyone that voted for that douchebag.

7 ) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision?
i know someone who did, and then had the bright idea to use GOLDBOND to cure their itch!! STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!

8 ) What non sexual activity do you do to relax?
smoke a bowl and then write whats on my mind...or draw.

9 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell?
2 days, and i always smell like NAG CHAMPA bitches!

10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets?
buh... a month while i was in school, exam time...

11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up?
i never let that happen...

12 ) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be?
"sorry about the mess but whatever, you didnt warn me u were coming!"

13 ) Have you ever lied about how much money you made?
no.... *shifty eyes*

14 ) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be?
anyone who lives in cali near fontana...

15 ) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan?
dont like war movies thanks.

16 ) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney?
haven't seen either

17 ) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief:
budah, he makes me smile he's always so happy, and has a cute widdle tummy...he sits on my desk here @ home

18 ) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Cheklislavachia(sp?)?
what?!

19 ) Ever had your bum licked?
.....

20 ) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up?
that's a negative.

Anx said:

Wow Imago, you really pay attention.




M

Imago said:

I seriously need to beat u!!!!

1 ) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Explain. wrong - but hopefully will change... and no I'm not explaining
2 ) When is the last time you've had a serious cold? within the last week
3 ) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body? no
4 ) Is your job satisfying? Why or why not? yes I love it
5 ) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it? what does it matter who does it really?
6 ) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision? not sure
7 ) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision?
8 ) What non sexual activity do you do to relax? listen to music
9 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell? omg these questions
10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets?
11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up?
12 ) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be? always glad to see visitors
13 ) Have you ever lied about how much money you made? no
14 ) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be? many of you
15 ) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan? Schindlers List
16 ) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney? Godfather
17 ) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief:
18 ) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Cheklislavachia(sp?)? again
19 ) Ever had your bum licked? omg
20 ) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up? no

1 ) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Explain. yes absolutely, nothing to explain really
2 ) When is the last time you've had a serious cold? when I was a poor student who did not get enough vitamins
3 ) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body? I am
4 ) Is your job satisfying? Why or why not? when I get the work I love it
5 ) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it? my father and my brother in law? well if they scrubbed the toilet and the bathrooms instead that would be fine, but they don't!
6 ) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision? n/a
7 ) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision? my sister she said it was too itchy
8 ) What non sexual activity do you do to relax? long showers
9 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell? 5 days on school camp - I was the least smelly
10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets? months!
11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up? in my old share house it would get to about a week when it was my housemates turn
12 ) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be? take it as you find it - I prefer that, no rushing around stressing over it
13 ) Have you ever lied about how much money you made? no!
14 ) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be? someone in the northern hemisphere having a nice summer day
15 ) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan?
16 ) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney? :haven't seen either
17 ) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief: that lady with lots of arms
18 ) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Czechoslovakia(sp?)? dunno
19 ) Ever had your bum licked? that's a bit personal!!
20 ) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up?no

1 ) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Explain. Actually I do feel it is headed in the right direction.....I am feeling optimistic about the future...

2 ) When is the last time you've had a serious cold?

3 ) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body? I have my days....feelin' like I need to tighten up a bit though....do more situps...my arms, chest and some other parts are good though....

4 ) Is your job satisfying? Why or why not? Not anymore...been doing it for almost 20 years....

1 ) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Explain. that places to many limits on life growth saying something is right or wrong ... not about to stunt my growth with those ole worn out thought patternsused by society as a whole
2 ) When is the last time you've had a serious cold? about 9 months ago
3 ) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body? most times yes ... sometimes no
4 ) Is your job satisfying? Yes Why or why not? I have 4 wonderful children and an incredible home ... how could it not be ?
5 ) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it? ~laughs hard~ both TR and I do lawn work ... as in most chores round here !
6 ) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision? Yes7 ) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision? Yes
8 ) What non sexual activity do you do to relax? camping
9 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell? I have no idea and i dont think i care
10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets? 2 weeks maybe
11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up? overnight... maybe and that's a big maybe
12 ) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be? ~~ come o in !!! want something to eat or drink ? ... how the hell have you been and OMG what brings you up the mountian ? ~~
13 ) Have you ever lied about how much money you made? No
14 ) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be? PK
15 ) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan?
16 ) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney?
17 ) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief: NOT the donkey that carried mother mary
18 ) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Cheklislavachia(sp?)? there is no way in hell i am gonna spend anytime thinking bout that crap
19 ) Ever had your bum licked? describe bum ?
20 ) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up? oh hell no ...

5 ) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it? Figuratively speaking or literally? If you mean by actually cutting the grass...who gives a crap...who ever does it does it...if you mean by oral...then guys that don't (yeah you SPATS) , you have no idea what you are missing.....

6 ) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision? many

7 ) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision? None that regret it!

8 ) What non sexual activity do you do to relax? Relax....what the hell is that?

9 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell? A few day maybe....and not pleasant.... why it was that long was we were on military exercises and we couldn't....

10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets? Dammit, I knew there was something I forgot....

11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up? Constantly....not entirely my fault.... I am the only one in my house that will even touch a dirty dish....

12 ) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be? Terror....

13 ) Have you ever lied about how much money you made? Nope....

14 ) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be? Fauxie the pimp maybe....

15 ) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan? SPR

16 ) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney? Godfather.... duh!

17 ) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief:

18 ) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Cheklislavachia(sp?)?

19 ) Ever had your bum licked? Nope....

20 ) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up?

pardonme4livin said:

Imago said: