1 ) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Explain.
Right direction. By the end of the decade, I would have finished physical therapy school, bought my first home, and maybe settled down and had a child. Things are going well for me.
2 ) When is the last time you've had a serious cold?
I don't remember off hand but I think it was in 2004.
3 ) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body?
Yes. I am very happy with what God has blessed me with.
4 ) Is your job satisfying? Why or why not?
Yes. I am fortunate to get paid for something I am passionate about.
5 ) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it?
I don't have an opinion about that. I don't get in other peoples business.
6 ) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision?
Yes, I do.
7 ) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision?
No.
8 ) What non sexual activity do you do to relax?
Long walks at the River Rouge Watershed Path/Henry Ford Estate.
9 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell?
Summer Camp 1991. I went 3 days without showering. I dont remember how I smelled. Couldnt have been to good.
10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets?
A few days maybe. I wash my sheets often. Its a pet peeve of mine.
11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up?
A couple of days. I have to have a good reason to have them pilling up. I live alone so there is no need for dirty dishes to sit around.
12 ) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be?
If I didn't want to see them, I would tell them that I was asleep or studying and to come back later. My people know to call first though. Popping up is a no no. My crib is never dirty or in such disarray that I would be embarassed.
13 ) Have you ever lied about how much money you made?
Yes, I have. Its no one's biz anyway.
14 ) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be? I have no idea.
15 ) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan? Shindler's List
16 ) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney? Godfather
17 ) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief: I don't have a favorite.18 ) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Cheklislavachia(sp?)? No.
19 ) Ever had your bum licked? Yes.
20 ) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up? Sure.

Anx said:

ok, I guess I can't keep up. I'm lost now

1 ) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Explain. The right direction, I hope. I haven't heard anything from the job interview yet, but I'm hoping to soon.
2 ) When is the last time you've had a serious cold? It's been a year, I believe.
3 ) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body? Pretty much, although my hair is starting to get thin on top.
4 ) Is your job satisfying? Why or why not? No. I'm not using my talents as I could be, and it doesn't pay as well as I'd like it to.
5 ) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it? It's only fair since I do all the laundry and dishes.
6 ) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision? Yep.
7 ) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision? Umm...no.
8 ) What non sexual activity do you do to relax? Sleep.
9 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell? A weekend. Not too bad.
10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets? Maybe a month or two.
11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up? A couple of days.
12 ) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be? The place is a disaster.
13 ) Have you ever lied about how much money you made? No.
14 ) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be?
15 ) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan? Saving Private Ryan. Not as depressing.
16 ) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney? Godfather.
17 ) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief? I'll have to think about that one.
18 ) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Cheklislavachia(sp?)? Yes.
19 ) Ever had your bum licked? NO
20 ) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up? Umm...no.

1 ) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Explain. I've always felt like I took the wrong path at one point. I'm happy with what I'm doing but I know I could've done and been more.

2 ) When is the last time you've had a serious cold? 1 year and a half. I have a great immune system.
3 ) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body? Nope. I love my soul but I hate the packaging. Even at my best I wish I was one of the "beautiful people". But I'm actually okay with it.

4 ) Is your job satisfying? Why or why not? I like my job a lot. I really do try to help people.

5 ) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it? As long as the man is doing something else equal to it. It's okay.6 ) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision? I don't know.
7 ) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision? No, they all like it.
8 ) What non sexual activity do you do to relax? Watch movies. Lots of them.
9 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell? 3 days, it was pretty gross.
10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets?
11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up? they are still there from ?
12 ) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be? Come back later,,,,much later.
13 ) Have you ever lied about how much money you made? Nope.
14 ) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be? Good question, I don't know.
15 ) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan? Shaving Ryan'sPrivates .....Actually I love both movies.
16 ) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney? My Cousin Vinney.
17 ) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief: The Indian Elephant with all the arms.
18 ) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Cheklislavachia(sp?)? Hard one.
19 ) Ever had your bum licked? Oh yeah. Well.....you know.
20 ) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up? Hell to the nah!!!

1 ) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Explain. Heading in the right direction. I'm pretty happy.
2 ) When is the last time you've had a serious cold? 6 months or so ago.
3 ) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body? I'm ok with it, but body needs a lot more work for me to be very ok with it.
4 ) Is your job satisfying? Why or why not? I'm on maternity leave and will be going back to school soon.
5 ) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it? If the woman also doesn't wanna do it, she shouldn't.
6 ) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision? I don't think so.
7 ) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision? Yes, it itched like a mofo.
8 ) What non sexual activity do you do to relax? Take a hot bath.
9 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell? A few days, I probably stunk to high heavens.
10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets? Not that long, gotta keep those clean!
11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up? In protest, over a week.
12 ) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be? Fine, I live there, they don't.
13 ) Have you ever lied about how much money you made? No.
14 ) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be? Not telling, but I bet they think I'm thinking of them.
15 ) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan? Neither
16 ) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney? Blah
17 ) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief: Um...I dunno, Noah...?
18 ) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Cheklislavachia(sp?)? Hrm...not sure.
19 ) Ever had your bum licked? Who hasn't?
20 ) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up? No.

Imago said:

Okay I want to know how you know this.....the term docking requires someone to have foresking.....very interesting.....and hot!!!!!


M

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Now I understand.

Here's how I meant it.

Snoopy = dog
Docking = cut it's tail off (like docking a jack russel terrior or a boxer)

Imago said:

Ooops my bad.....:runningawayintothenightaftergiving2muchinformation:


M

Imago said:

WHAT A WACKY MISUNDERSTANDING!!!

Anx said:

no, I know what docking is. I've been on the org long enough to learn that .

I just never made the connection to docking dog tails.

1 ) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Wrong, I have nothing exciting to say about my life (past, and up coming) I just feel im wasting away.
2 ) When is the last time you've had a serious cold? Ages and ages ago!
3 ) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body? NOPE!
4 ) Is your job satisfying? Why or why not? I don't have a job, as i was treating like shite!
5 ) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it? Pain lazy, or the wife loves cutting the lawn
6 ) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision? I live in the UK! But i wanted him to win
7 ) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision? Not me
8 ) What non sexual activity do you do to relax? Listen to music on my bed, lights off and my candles burning
9 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell? As far as I can remember it was 3days, we ran outta hot water
10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets? ermm
11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up? got a dish washer
12 ) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be? Hi.....(13 ) Have you ever lied about how much money you made? yep
14 ) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be? Errrmmmmm prob an orger who lives in aussie15 ) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan? SPR
16 ) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney? Never seen them
17 ) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief: Dunno
18 ) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Cheklislavachia(sp?)? Yes!
19 ) Ever had your bum licked? nope!
20 ) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up? Yep

1 ) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Explain.

hard to say right now. at this moment (and for the next few months...) there are two very different directions my life may take. and honestly, i never realized until this very moment what a crossroad i'm at.... but anyway, there is one direction i know i WANT my life to go... and i'm hoping that it will go that way... but i'm afraid that for it to go that way it might not be right... so i guess we'll just wait and see, and trust that things will turn out in the end.

2 ) When is the last time you've had a serious cold?

it's been a while, but i have minor colds all the time it seems. i have a sore throat right now... hoping it isn't strep, considering that i am extremely prone to that. i could really do without an extra bill right now.

3 ) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body?

somewhat. i think i should lose about 25-30 pounds. sounds like a lot, but on a 6'1" tall frame 10-15 pounds is hardly noticeable.

4 ) Is your job satisfying? Why or why not?

some days. i work in an insurance office and some days it's just frustrating as hell, due to the idiot customers we have. (sorry) last friday it was satisfying b/c i got to tell off an a$$hole who thinks he knows everything. he was getting irate, and i really thought he was gonna swing at me... i was hoping he would so i'd have an excuse to swing back.

5 ) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it?

whatever. i mow the lawn, and if/when i get married i wouldn't be opposed to mowing it still. especially if my husband works full time and i don't work or work part time. if both spouses work full time it should be shared, like everything else.

6 ) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision?

i don't know anyone who votes, and if they do they don't tell me about it.

7 ) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision?

nope! (i'll assume waxing counts here too.... )

8 ) What non sexual activity do you do to relax?

sleep

9 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell?

2 days. i don't think i smelled, but i couldn't stand it anymore, i felt too greasy.

10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets?

i'm so disgusting....

11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up?

when it was just me.... probably a week or so. i have a dishwasher now, so that doesn't happen anymore.

12 ) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be?

right now, not too bad. ok, i'd be a little embarrassed..... why am i on the internet instead of cleaning??

13 ) Have you ever lied about how much money you made?

no. i miscalculated.

14 ) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be?

muse. her bulletins on myspace about how she's spending her evenings have me absolutely jealous. i want to live in california!!

15 ) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan?

Shindler's list. saw part of saving private ryan and i couldn't handle it.

16 ) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney?

my cousin vinney.

17 ) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief

buddha, just cuz i like chanting "buddha belly" when i rub my dad's beer gut.

18 ) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Cheklislavachia(sp?)?

Czechoslovakia... and i have no idea.

19 ) Ever had your bum licked?

yes.

20 ) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up?

yes.

I'm currently posting on the org, so no.

Not for a while. I take the proper precautions. F'rinstance, since there's so many of you here on the org, & lord knows where most of y'all have have been, I don't type these posts with my fingers.

I think that my body is happy with me.

I'm self-employed. So I satisfy myself.....alot.

Are you refering to girl-on girl action?

Just about 90% of the country. Oh wait....are you again refering to girl-on-girl action?

Now I know that you're refering to...well, anyways...yes. I usually only go out with woman who make decisions that they're gonna regret later.

I was about to say sleep, but I always wake up with a pretty substantial boner, so I guess that doesn't count.

It doesn't really matter how long I go without bathing, my nose still works pretty good.

Okay, if this is a boy-on-boy action question, then I just don't particpate. Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

If this is referring to boys-on boys, see previous answer.

Jeez! Again?! See the previous to the previous answer.

No. Only about how much I embezzled.

I was gonna answer 'Spats... just to see what's it's like to be a jack-ass wearing blinders', but I guess that would be very rude of me, huh?

I haven't read the other posts yet. Has anyone yet answered with "Schindler's Fist & Shaving Ryan's Privates"?

Niether. I don't know 'em, and I only like girls.

Elvis

If you're talking about David Hasselhoff, then yes. I would.
My bum is currently in rehab. And while he's cute 'n all, I would never think of licking or tongueing in any way (this sure is one gay questionnaire....or should I say questionnairess?). Okay, that's it! I will no longer answer any more of your questionnaires. Too many homo-erotic suggestions.
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Anx said:

Who doesn't like a good Hobo!

Anx said:

Thanks for the SPOILER!

Imago said:[quote]

superspaceboy said:

And if you read correctly..I said get a gardner. They can be hot...or haven't you seen Desperate Housewives.

ANd I'd like to be you for the weekend, because it would be fun (though not during your water fast) and I'd touch your naughty bits

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Remember he didn't know what droopy snoopy was.

Imago said:

Er...Miguel gave you half the equasion... the other person needs to be uncut too. And you basically slide back and forth between each other and...


oops gotta go.

jerseykrs said:

dude, ask them about painting.

do it!

Imago said:

sploshing is a more fun subject really, don't you think?

Imago said:

Not a snowballs chance in hell, I'm sorry I read the last post.

jerseykrs said:

*I* don't even know what painting is.

1 ) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Explain.

Yes, The wife is great.

2 ) When is the last time you've had a serious cold?

March 2005. Over a year.

3 ) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body?

Yes, Somewhat.

4 ) Is your job satisfying? Why or why not?

Yes, not sure why.

5 ) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it?

Very sad.

6 ) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision?

Yes, quite a few.

7 ) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision?

Yes, she could not wait for it to grow and stop itching.

8 ) What non sexual activity do you do to relax?

Sunrise or Sunset walks.

9 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell?

About a week. Just brisk musky. Kinda like Carmel popcorn.

10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets?

Two weeks.

11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up?

2 weeks.

12 ) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be?

Neat, smells okay. Comfortable.

13 ) Have you ever lied about how much money you made?

Yes.

14 ) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be?

No one really. Ben. Maybe.

15 ) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan?

Neither.

16 ) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney?

Neither.

17 ) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief:

Nobody.

18 ) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Cheklislavachia(sp?)?

No. History cannot be changed. Only the future.

19 ) Ever had your bum licked?

Yes. Me and her. It was a very sensual relationship.

20 ) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up?

Yes.

1 ) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Explain.

No.And no. Too bleeding personal.

2 ) When is the last time you've had a serious cold?

Constantly; I have chronic sinus problems. It sure sucks.

3 ) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body?

Too much on the chubby tummy side, but as long as the guys like it, I like it too.

4 ) Is your job satisfying? Why or why not?

No. It's too simple.

5 ) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it?

I do not have an opinion on that.

6 ) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision?

Only morons vote for morons a second time. Or cuz he's got the same name as a previous president. Most morons I know are too thick headed. Most Americans I met defended the right to own guns. You probably got what you deserved, I suppose.

7 ) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision?

I never asked.

8 ) What non sexual activity do you do to relax?

I read.

9 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell?

Probalby weeks as a child. Can't remember what I smelled like.

10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets?

Four days.

11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up?

Until it gets mouldy.

12 ) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be?

Pretend not to be home.

13 ) Have you ever lied about how much money you made?

No.

14 ) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be?

Boris Fishpaw. I am sure he's got the keys to The Vault.

15 ) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan? Private Ryan for it's brutality. Where Shindler's list was too conceived cinematically, the brutal portrayal of slaughter was an eye opener.

16 ) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney?

Doh.

17 ) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief:

I do not pay hommage to ANY deity, unless we allow Mother Nature to be one. Then, besides her, I would like to proclaim I think Buddha is a kewl guy. He likes to eat.

18 ) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Cheklislavachia(sp?)?

Did Germany have oil fields? I think not.

19 ) Ever had your bum licked?

Actually, yesterday. This entire questionaire is about THIS question, innit? Why didn't you just ASK me?

20 ) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up?

I do so for EVERY visitor. I am a single guy. I do not clean meticulously.

Chechoslovakia. Am I closer?


Uhmmm... At least I didn't PEEK, Ms FantasyCZislander...
[Edited 5/22/06 18:01pm]

HamsterHuey said:

Czechoslovakia.

1 ) In General, do U feel Ur life is headed in the right or wrong direction? Explain.

Yes I think that it is, slowly but surely... it's too hard to explain here so I'll just say that I feel like I'm doing things now that I should have done years ago and I'm finally awake after a long time wasting sleep. It's a good butscary feeling.

2 ) When is the last time you've had a serious cold?

Um... maybe two, three years ago.

3 ) Are you happy with your physical image? Your body?

No. I think I'm repulsive most days. Other days I can stand to look at myself. Rarely am I happy with what I see.

4 ) Is your job satisfying? Why or why not?

That question would take a novel to answer, but honestly most days have at least a few shinning moments. While I'm not 100% happy I'm blessed to work with my kids. I think the joy I feel with them would be hard to come by in different type of job.

5 ) What's your opinion on men who don't mow the lawn, but their wives doing it?

Unless they are disabled, they are assholes.

6 ) Do you know anyone who voted for Bush who regrets their decision?


YES, but not me. I didn't vote for the fucker.

7 ) Do you know anyone who shaved their bush who regretted their decision?

No.
8 ) What non sexual activity do you do to relax?


Org, read, watch movies, shop, listen to music draw, talk on the phone...

9 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without a shower/bath? How did you smell?

A few days, like sick..because it was when I had the flu.

10 ) When is the longest you've ever gone without washing your sheets?

Don't know

11 ) When is the longest you've ever let your dishes pile up?

Never I use the dishwasher.

12 ) If someone were to visit your house unannounced (consider it's cleanliness) what would you're reaction be?

I'm be embaressed.

13 ) Have you ever lied about how much money you made?



14 ) If you could trade places with one single orger for a weekend, who would it be?

Nobody.

15 ) Shindler's list or Saving Private Ryan?

Shindler's List

16 ) Godfather or My Cousin Vinney?

My Cousin Vinney


17 ) Your favorite religious figure NOT part of your religious belief:

Budda or Diana The Moon Goddess

18 ) Would you have supported a pre-emptive strike on WWII Germany knowing only that he was going to invade Cheklislavachia(sp?)?


Probably
19 ) Ever had your bum licked?



20 ) Have you ever cleaned your house simply because the repairman/installation guy was showing up?

Sweeny79 said:

I lurve you.

jerseykrs said:

I lurve you too