I'm not saying I'm coming back but there has been a shocking lack of talk about hookers since I left. Quite frankly I'm disappointed.

Oh well, time to drive off real fast like Vito did in the last Sopranos episode. You really can't go home again.

There are probably lots of hooker sites on the internet.

luv4u said:

Banned from them all unfortunately.

There you go

luv4u said:

Very hot. I know it has only been two weeks but you just can't get good hooker pictures anywhere else on the Internet.

You know what might get me back. A huge on-line petition. A huge outpouring of demand from Captain-deprived Orgites who have simply not been able to function without my inspiring presence. I mean I made a big show of leaving and all so I really couldn't come back in good conscience without a huge on-line petition.

I'll leave you to go ahead and get that started.

I realize that sometimes it takes a while to come up with these massive, wide-reaching online petitions. The Captain is a patient man. I know that it is just a matter of time.

The Captain will also accept drunken ambivalent orgnotes as an indication that that I'm demanded back.

You know, whatever.

It means that
when the "working stiff' isn't...well...working out
then you've been promoted to a new 'position'
as the new department 'head'.
You 'fire crotch'
& give 'im a 'blow' job' instead.




oops...

I walked into the wrong thread.
This was meant for the one titled "Firecrotch".

Sorry.

I know now that a comeback will not be possible. I have made my bed and therefore must lie in it. Now there is only one things left for CaptainChaos to do.

Unmask.

Within the next few days...

luv4u said:

Wow...

only one who was well hung would use that many hookers.