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What Do Retired People Do All Day? Words from a retired person:
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a sh*thead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's so important at my age. 
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 can't wait to try that! | |
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 if sexy was a colour it would be red  | |
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Sit around all day talking about 'the good old days' whilst stinking of piss and biscuits. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Sit around all day talking about 'the good old days' whilst stinking of piss and biscuits.
I can't wait.  |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Sit around all day talking about 'the good old days' whilst stinking of piss and biscuits.
 Fuck! Then I'm already old.  | |
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Cloudbuster said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Sit around all day talking about 'the good old days' whilst stinking of piss and biscuits.
Fuck! Then I'm already old. yes, but you're still rather spry for all that  | |
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 evil! | |
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XxAxX said: yes, but you're still rather spry for all that
I have better shoes.  | |
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They take computer classes and lurk around the Org all day  . | |
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Cloudbuster said: I have better shoes.
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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i thought they just sat around all day taking drugs and zoning out to bad television? and y'all thought they needed those walkers and canes cuz their legs don't work no more, they've just been high all this time. man, did they have me fooled.
alzhiemers my ass!!  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: i thought they just sat around all day taking drugs and zoning out to bad television? and y'all thought they needed those walkers and canes cuz their legs don't work no more, they've just been high all this time. man, did they have me fooled.
alzhiemers my ass!!  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: i thought they just sat around all day taking drugs and zoning out to bad television? and y'all thought they needed those walkers and canes cuz their legs don't work no more, they've just been high all this time. man, did they have me fooled.
alzhiemers my ass!! I'm saying! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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Rule the galaxy.
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my dads daily routine:
tend to his garden eat play cards ride around the neighborhood on his bike play more cards eat pick up the kids from school play more cards maybe go to the grocery store make dinner watch TV sleep repeat list the next day..... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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Nice.
Explore the various possible sexual positions involving a walker? Or, maybe that'll just be me.  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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Ocean said: what do you do all day?  | |
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abierman said: Ocean said: what do you do all day? Work  | |
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