You’re my quasi-intergalactic nurff herder,
I wish you were my Walmart Smurfs comforter,
You make me scream and shout,
And get me wetter than a rainbow trout,
Please motherfucker, please,
Show me your two inch pillar of love and turn this mother out!





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Part 1??

2the9s said:

maybe he'll add a couple of inches in Part 2!

I don't know what's funnier, that poem or your avi!

Oh dear, you really do hit on everything hat stands on two feet. even if one of those feet is up someone's ass already.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Sweeny79 said:

You think Chris will like it?

I mean, this Chris mania is wierd, but come one!--all those dispondent women leaving him disturing voicemails can't be wrong--there must be something special about him

Imago said:

Dude! Don't get all moon faced over Jersey on MY ode thread!!

That's soooo fickle!

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Imago said:

I'm like an enigma.

jerseykrs said:

9s

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ZombieKitten said:

We make a good team, like your boobs.

Fauxie said:

like this:

ZombieKitten said:

Indeed.

You know, you beat off a lot of people to get in my sig line.

Fauxie said:

I'm honoured!

ZombieKitten said:

This thread is now more about your boobs than 2the9s. My work is done here.

Imago said:

could you please post a pic of this fabled smurfs comforter
since google image doesn't have any images of it *shock* so
i expect it to be something so explicit they don't allow it
on their server

IstenSzek said:

ZombieKitten said:

should i visit the site? keep in mind, i am at work right now

IstenSzek said:

it's full of obscene things like this!
http://breast-pics.szanal.../smurf.jpg

ZombieKitten said:

omg, i should have known

IstenSzek said:

Imago said:

so was that your blanky or not?

ZombieKitten said:

Yup, that's it exactly.

Only I didn't have the sheets underneath it. My sheets were greyish flower printed sheets or something. It's a wonder I'm so fucked up.