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PrintableByron said: Fauxie said: Can we get this back on topic?
About getting a full size version of that avatar...    | |
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althom said: IrresistibleB1tch said: well, this thread has taken an interesting turn...
THANKS, ALTHOM!!  I's not my fault I'm ugly!!!   who are you going to blame now, your parents?!  [Edited 5/20/06 20:50pm] | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: althom said: I's not my fault I'm ugly!!! who are you going to blame now, your parents?!
[Edited 5/20/06 20:50pm] We've tried to but they've taken no responsibility for his creation of an org account--I doubt they'll fess up to much else. | |
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althom said: IrresistibleB1tch said: well, this thread has taken an interesting turn...
THANKS, ALTHOM!! I's not my fault I'm ugly!!!   | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: well, this thread has taken an interesting turn...
THANKS, ALTHOM!! Tricks of the Trade: As an expert Org Photoshopper, I've learned: ~Rarely post your own work...let others do so for you. 
~"Post A Pic Of..." threads are a goldmine for future Photoshopping projects.. 
~Althom is always a good subject... | |
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Imago said: IrresistibleB1tch said: who are you going to blame now, your parents?!
[Edited 5/20/06 20:50pm] We've tried to but they've taken no responsibility for his creation of an org account--I doubt they'll fess up to much else. well, can you blame them?!  | |
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Byron said: ~"Post A Pic Of..." threads are a goldmine for future Photoshopping projects..
and i've learned not to post pictures of myself for just that reason! | |
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This is a good one! Yeah, IB!!!!
As an Spec in the Army  , I learned that looking sharp and saying nothing can go a long way. Enthusiasm to do dumb menial bullshit is the key.
As a baker, the smell of a warm cake  with butter and sugar oozing from the box will distract anyone from the decoral flaws.
As a  Prison Guard, I have learned to use my power over men inmates for good and not evil. "Clean that shit off the walls for me." As I wink and smile at your dumb ass!  The women inmates, I just knock them the fuck out.  Period. (No need to negoitate. They are as skilled as I am!)
As a woman, learning a man's weakness is the key to his heart.  A home cooked meal and blow job just keeps them in the house a little longer than most.
As a self defense instructor, pinch the fuck out of anyone under their armpits or groin area will give you a helluva good start if you need to run.
I could go on forever with this one. 
As a mom, parenting is a battle of the wills and sanity. Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Imago said: We've tried to but they've taken no responsibility for his creation of an org account--I doubt they'll fess up to much else. well, can you blame them?!
You're participating in the jacking of your own thread  | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: This is a good one! Yeah, IB!!!!
As an Spec in the Army , I learned that looking sharp and saying nothing can go a long way. Enthusiasm to do dumb menial bullshit is the key.
As a baker, the smell of a warm cake with butter and sugar oozing from the box will distract anyone from the decoral flaws.
As a Prison Guard, I have learned to use my power over men inmates for good and not evil. "Clean that shit off the walls for me." As I wink and smile at your dumb ass! The women inmates, I just knock them the fuck out. Period. (No need to negoitate. They are as skilled as I am!)
As a woman, learning a man's weakness is the key to his heart. A home cooked meal and blow job just keeps them in the house a little longer than most.
As a self defense instructor, pinch the fuck out of anyone under their armpits or groin area will give you a helluva good start if you need to run.
I could go on forever with this one.
As a mom, parenting is a battle of the wills and sanity.  wow - what HAVEN'T you done?!?! | |
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Imago said: IrresistibleB1tch said: well, can you blame them?!
You're participating in the jacking of your own thread if ya can't beat 'em, join 'em! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: ShySlantedEye1 said: This is a good one! Yeah, IB!!!!
As an Spec in the Army , I learned that looking sharp and saying nothing can go a long way. Enthusiasm to do dumb menial bullshit is the key.
As a baker, the smell of a warm cake with butter and sugar oozing from the box will distract anyone from the decoral flaws.
As a Prison Guard, I have learned to use my power over men inmates for good and not evil. "Clean that shit off the walls for me." As I wink and smile at your dumb ass! The women inmates, I just knock them the fuck out. Period. (No need to negoitate. They are as skilled as I am!)
As a woman, learning a man's weakness is the key to his heart. A home cooked meal and blow job just keeps them in the house a little longer than most.
As a self defense instructor, pinch the fuck out of anyone under their armpits or groin area will give you a helluva good start if you need to run.
I could go on forever with this one.
As a mom, parenting is a battle of the wills and sanity. wow - what HAVEN'T you done?!?! Let me think... Cashier at Burger King and Thrifty's Drug Store Secretary Referee Assistant Athletic Director Receptions Security Assistant doing background checks Baker Army Cook Hawk missile crewman-Explosives Party planner Wedding coordinator Rifle marksman Prison guard Self Defense Instructor Cheerleader coach Basketball team manager Seamstress Wood worker/Craftsmen This is all I can remember right now. I will do just about anything except be a damn cop. Their evil creatures. Especially when giving out speeding tickets, the fuckers! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: IrresistibleB1tch said: wow - what HAVEN'T you done?!?! Let me think... Cashier at Burger King and Thrifty's Drug Store Secretary Referee Assistant Athletic Director Receptions Security Assistant doing background checks Baker Army Cook Hawk missile crewman-Explosives Party planner Wedding coordinator Rifle marksman Prison guard Self Defense Instructor Cheerleader coach Basketball team manager Seamstress Wood worker/Craftsmen This is all I can remember right now. I will do just about anything except be a damn cop. Their evil creatures. Especially when giving out speeding tickets, the fuckers! that's impressive! ya gotta love a wedding coordinator who packs heat! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said:[quote]ShySlantedEye1 said:[quote]
I want cash, damn it, or we are going to have some problems! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said:[quote]IrresistibleB1tch said:[quote] ShySlantedEye1 said: I want cash, damn it, or we are going to have some problems! You're like a real life wonderwoman. | |
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well, a while ago i learned that sometimes it's okay to just paint over questionable stains. it'll all work out fine in the end, and you'll save yourself a lot of time and energy | |
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Byron said: Fauxie said: Can we get this back on topic?
About getting a full size version of that avatar... and as an ORGer i've learned that sometimes it's just best to avert one's eyes | |
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XxAxX said: and as an ORGer i've learned that sometimes it's just best to avert one's eyes | |
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