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Tricks of the Trade share your tricks of the trade here!
as a petsitter i've learned that: - if a dog won't eat, dust his food with a tiny amount of garlic powder, mix with some water, and watch him inhale the entire bowl! 
- for a shy cat, get within 5 feet of her and stick out your hand - they can't resist checking you out! then wait until they rub their faces on your hand, and you're friends for life! - most importantly: avoid poop bags with holes in them! 
as a grantwriter, i've learned to: - write on an 8th grade level, at the most. grant reviewers look at hundreds of grants in one cycle - don't lose them with fancy linguistic footwork! as a professional alkie, i've learned that: - tonic water and seltzer must be very cold before you open the bottle, or it will spew out... 
as a "professional" (or rather, repeated) weight loss expert, i've learned that: - ya gotta eat to lose weight! and as a translator, i've learned that: - an English translation has more words than the German original. so if you're charging by the word, be sure to do more German-to-English translations! 
so, what are your professional insights other orgers may benefit from? | |
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from work:
1) When doing application distributions use Novell ZEnworks 6.5 (or any version after 1.1) for for Lights out distributions. Zenworks snaps into bot e-directory, and Active directory, and can be used with any L-Dap compliant directory service to save your company 3000% (no joke) ROI. From play: 2) Hillsborough County state park is the nicest nature viewing park in the Tampa bay area. Stop by parking lot# 2, and take a short stroll (about 1/10th of a mile) to the river rapids (yes, rapids). The initial trail takes you along a crystal clear river with observation decks and a wonderful walkway. You can see fish and the river bottom with ease. From relationships 3) When a girl tells you about something that is bothering her, don't bother to tell her the obvious steps she needs to take to remedy the situation--she'll just think you're an asshole. Rather, sit and listen to her talk, ask a few questions about how she feels, and she'll be all better by the time the talk is done. | |
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Imago said: from work:
1) When doing application distributions use Novell ZEnworks 6.5 (or any version after 1.1) for for Lights out distributions. Zenworks snaps into bot e-directory, and Active directory, and can be used with any L-Dap compliant directory service to save your company 3000% (no joke) ROI. From play: 2) Hillsborough County state park is the nicest nature viewing park in the Tampa bay area. Stop by parking lot# 2, and take a short stroll (about 1/10th of a mile) to the river rapids (yes, rapids). The initial trail takes you along a crystal clear river with observation decks and a wonderful walkway. You can see fish and the river bottom with ease. From relationships 3) When a girl tells you about something that is bothering her, don't bother to tell her the obvious steps she needs to take to remedy the situation--she'll just think you're an asshole. Rather, sit and listen to her talk, ask a few questions about how she feels, and she'll be all better by the time the talk is done. 2 & 3 i can see... i think you're just bluffing with 1... | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Imago said: from work:
1) When doing application distributions use Novell ZEnworks 6.5 (or any version after 1.1) for for Lights out distributions. Zenworks snaps into bot e-directory, and Active directory, and can be used with any L-Dap compliant directory service to save your company 3000% (no joke) ROI. From play: 2) Hillsborough County state park is the nicest nature viewing park in the Tampa bay area. Stop by parking lot# 2, and take a short stroll (about 1/10th of a mile) to the river rapids (yes, rapids). The initial trail takes you along a crystal clear river with observation decks and a wonderful walkway. You can see fish and the river bottom with ease. From relationships 3) When a girl tells you about something that is bothering her, don't bother to tell her the obvious steps she needs to take to remedy the situation--she'll just think you're an asshole. Rather, sit and listen to her talk, ask a few questions about how she feels, and she'll be all better by the time the talk is done. 2 & 3 i can see... i think you're just bluffing with 1... no! Zenworks blows Altiris and Microsoft SMS right out of the damned water! It's platform independent and doesn't require your company to marry yourself to any particular directory service offering! 
believe me woman! | |
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As a orger I have learnt ...
1. That Althom is a doofus!!.... 2. Byron's stomach is being eatten from the inside out by acid...and right now he has a death wish
3. Theo's my hero 4. Fauxie has  worthy hands but I believe some type of foot disease 
5. Imago agrees with EVERYTHING I say
6. Charlotte has a twin 
Learnt all this just today ..well except for the althom been a doofus ...(we all knew that from day 1 ) | |
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Imago said: IrresistibleB1tch said: 2 & 3 i can see... i think you're just bluffing with 1... no! Zenworks blows Altiris and Microsoft SMS right out of the damned water! It's platform independent and doesn't require your company to marry yourself to any particular directory service offering!
believe me woman!  alright, already! wow, i didn't realize you felt so passionately about it!!
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Ocean said: As a orger I have learnt ...
1. That Althom is a doofus!!.... 2. Byron's stomach is being eatten from the inside out by acid...and right now he has a death wish
3. Theo's my hero 4. Fauxie has worthy hands but I believe some type of foot disease
5. Imago agrees with EVERYTHING I say
6. Charlotte has a twin
Learnt all this just today ..well except for the althom been a doofus ...(we all knew that from day 1 ) | |
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Imago said: from work:
1) When doing application distributions use Novell ZEnworks 6.5 (or any version after 1.1) for for Lights out distributions. Zenworks snaps into bot e-directory, and Active directory, and can be used with any L-Dap compliant directory service to save your company 3000% (no joke) ROI. From play: 2) Hillsborough County state park is the nicest nature viewing park in the Tampa bay area. Stop by parking lot# 2, and take a short stroll (about 1/10th of a mile) to the river rapids (yes, rapids). The initial trail takes you along a crystal clear river with observation decks and a wonderful walkway. You can see fish and the river bottom with ease. From relationships 3) When a girl tells you about something that is bothering her, don't bother to tell her the obvious steps she needs to take to remedy the situation--she'll just think you're an asshole. Rather, sit and listen to her talk, ask a few questions about how she feels, and she'll be all better by the time the talk is done. number 3 is good. | |
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Ocean said: As a orger I have learnt ...
1. That Althom is a doofus!!.... 2. Byron's stomach is being eatten from the inside out by acid...and right now he has a death wish
3. Theo's my hero 4. Fauxie has worthy hands but I believe some type of foot disease
5. Imago agrees with EVERYTHING I say
6. Charlotte has a twin
Learnt all this just today ..well except for the althom been a doofus ...(we all knew that from day 1 ) with that avatar picture, I'll agree with everything you say, do, think about, and even support any aweful plans you might have in the future to post your nosy little threads! | |
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Imago said: Ocean said: As a orger I have learnt ...
1. That Althom is a doofus!!.... 2. Byron's stomach is being eatten from the inside out by acid...and right now he has a death wish
3. Theo's my hero 4. Fauxie has worthy hands but I believe some type of foot disease
5. Imago agrees with EVERYTHING I say
6. Charlotte has a twin
Learnt all this just today ..well except for the althom been a doofus ...(we all knew that from day 1 ) with that avatar picture, I'll agree with everything you say, do, think about, and even support any aweful plans you might have in the future to post your nosy little threads!    | |
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Ocean said: As a orger I have learnt ...
1. That Althom is a doofus!!.... 2. Byron's stomach is being eatten from the inside out by acid...and right now he has a death wish
3. Theo's my hero 4. Fauxie has worthy hands but I believe some type of foot disease
5. Imago agrees with EVERYTHING I say
6. Charlotte has a twin
Learnt all this just today ..well except for the althom been a doofus ...(we all knew that from day 1 ) I'm too taken by your avatar to say anything about number 4. Your avatar excites and pains me in equal measures. Is there any way we can get the mods to make them clickable to see them at full size?  | |
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Ocean said: 2. Byron's stomach is being eatten from the inside out by acid...and right now he has a death wish
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Imago said: Ocean said: As a orger I have learnt ...
1. That Althom is a doofus!!.... 2. Byron's stomach is being eatten from the inside out by acid...and right now he has a death wish
3. Theo's my hero 4. Fauxie has worthy hands but I believe some type of foot disease
5. Imago agrees with EVERYTHING I say
6. Charlotte has a twin
Learnt all this just today ..well except for the althom been a doofus ...(we all knew that from day 1 ) with that avatar picture, I'll agree with everything you say, do, think about, and even support any aweful plans you might have in the future to post your nosy little threads! Back off! I have the monopoly on being rendered a sickeningly compliant, discombobulated, pathetic excuse of a man by that avatar. | |
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Fauxie said: Imago said: with that avatar picture, I'll agree with everything you say, do, think about, and even support any aweful plans you might have in the future to post your nosy little threads! Back off! I have the monopoly on being rendered a sickeningly compliant, discombobulated, pathetic excuse of a man by that avatar. | |
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Ocean said: Fauxie said: Back off! I have the monopoly on being rendered a sickeningly compliant, discombobulated, pathetic excuse of a man by that avatar. I'm sorry. | |
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Fauxie said: Ocean said: As a orger I have learnt ...
1. That Althom is a doofus!!.... 2. Byron's stomach is being eatten from the inside out by acid...and right now he has a death wish
3. Theo's my hero 4. Fauxie has worthy hands but I believe some type of foot disease
5. Imago agrees with EVERYTHING I say
6. Charlotte has a twin
Learnt all this just today ..well except for the althom been a doofus ...(we all knew that from day 1 ) I'm too taken by your avatar to say anything about number 4. Your avatar excites and pains me in equal measures. Is there any way we can get the mods to make them clickable to see them at full size? Here:  | |
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Imago said: Fauxie said: I'm too taken by your avatar to say anything about number 4. Your avatar excites and pains me in equal measures. Is there any way we can get the mods to make them clickable to see them at full size? Here: I feel like I could delete my account right now. | |
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Imago said: Fauxie said: I'm too taken by your avatar to say anything about number 4. Your avatar excites and pains me in equal measures. Is there any way we can get the mods to make them clickable to see them at full size? Here: omg  ...ooh my stomach | |
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Imago said: Fauxie said: I'm too taken by your avatar to say anything about number 4. Your avatar excites and pains me in equal measures. Is there any way we can get the mods to make them clickable to see them at full size? Here: Holy... | |
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Imago said: Fauxie said: I'm too taken by your avatar to say anything about number 4. Your avatar excites and pains me in equal measures. Is there any way we can get the mods to make them clickable to see them at full size? Here: 
She's quite sexy.  | |
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I just orgnoted althom the picture. Do U think he'll like it?  | |
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Can we get this back on topic? 
About getting a full size version of that avatar...  | |
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althom said: Imago said: Here:
She's quite sexy. pity about her head | |
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Imago said: I just orgnoted althom the picture. Do U think he'll like it?
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Ocean said: althom said:
She's quite sexy. pity about her head I think she just got too much sun exposure, that's all. Amazing how it ages you. | |
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Imago said: Ocean said: pity about her head I think she just got too much sun exposure, that's all. Amazing how it ages you. | |
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althom said: Imago said: Here:
She's quite sexy. Dude, wanking over yourself, even with boobs, is wrong. | |
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Fauxie said: Can we get this back on topic?
About getting a full size version of that avatar...  | |
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well, this thread has taken an interesting turn...
THANKS, ALTHOM!! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: well, this thread has taken an interesting turn...
THANKS, ALTHOM!! I's not my fault I'm ugly!!!  | |
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