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On May 21 from 8:00 pm to 9:00 pm ET/PT your lives will change FOREVER! Yes on this date and this time.....You will be allowed into a world you THOUGHT you knew but you have no idea....A story will be told to you...If your mind can fathom the sheer grandiosity of the subject...A great man...half pimp half amazing will have one of his many stories told...A man I called mentor, and if he was born in the early 60's a man I most definetly would have been one of his many illegitimate children... A man who stood toe to toe with the coolest man in the history of the world....A man who slept with the hottest women on the planet cause his carnal lust CANNOT be contained.
If aliens came down and asked me "Take me to your leader" I would promptly drive them to this man's house and let them bath in the glow of a demi god. Even as you read this you feel his presence....Women...you feel your heart racing...If your wearing a bra check and see if one of your bra hooks are unhooked....I bet you one will be...his will be done! Fellas...you feel that feeling in your pants? Know this....He is the reason you feel that be it an itch or massive errection his will be done! Ladies and gentlemen prepare yourselves for the life changing event that will soon transpire... On the E! Channel....on May 21 from 8:00 pm to 9:00 pm ET/PT...they will be showing for the first time....My personal messiah....my hero... Charles in charge the E! True Hollywood Story!!!! Behold Scott Baio in all his glory! Listen to tales of his sexual exploits that rival the greek tales of Achilles himself! Listen to the 100's of women he gave the worst 3 minutes of sex they ever had and how they CAME BACK FOR MORE! Pimp? Messiah? Both? I don't know these things...Im but a mere mortal...but know this...Watch this and be in awe by the sheer presence of Chachi in Charge..... Joni loves Chachi edit [Edited 5/20/06 23:31pm] clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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ok so I didn't read any of that ...but what happened to ur new user name | |
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Ocean said: ok so I didn't read any of that ...but what happened to ur new user name
I WAS going to do that but then I remembered I hate the internet I've dedicated my time to avoiding it as much as possible but I still visit... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Ocean said: ok so I didn't read any of that ...but what happened to ur new user name
I WAS going to do that but then I remembered I hate the internet I've dedicated my time to avoiding it as much as possible but I still visit... Men ..and here I was up to the challenge!! | |
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Ocean said: Sinister said: I WAS going to do that but then I remembered I hate the internet I've dedicated my time to avoiding it as much as possible but I still visit... Men ..and here I was up to the challenge!! The chair... marry me... Let us be married and make sweet love to the theme song from Charles in Charge clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Ocean said: Men ..and here I was up to the challenge!! The chair... marry me... Let us be married and make sweet love to the theme song from Charles in Charge I will never complete to scott | |
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Ocean said: Sinister said: The chair... marry me... Let us be married and make sweet love to the theme song from Charles in Charge I will never complete to scott You silly woman...Scott is my mentor/Hero... Your my queen/2am booty call....nothing comes between that... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Ocean said: I will never complete to scott You silly woman...Scott is my mentor/Hero... Your my queen/2am booty call....nothing comes between that... oh well why didn't u say so | |
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mmmmm Nicole Eggert pre implants...mmmmm | |
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