C'mon...we love it when a celeb talks trash on another celeb...post your favoites here...

1-MADONNA: "Time to visit the midget" (before visiting Prince to work on LAP)

2-MARIAH CAREY: (on Madonna)

"I havent paid much attention to her lately...not since she was popular'

3-LAUREN BACALL: (on Rosie Perez '91 Oscar nom)

'I wouldnt vote for her if she stood on her hands and spit nickels'

4-BEA ARTHUR: (To Rufus Wainright when he said she and the other Golden Girls were like grandmothers to him)

" Kid, I'm not your fucking grandmother!"

5-ROSIE O DONNEL: (Introducing Whitney at the 2000 Grammy's)

'She's a big fan of the Doobies, Ladies and Gents..WHITNEY HOUSTON'



I know I got a ton more..just gotta remember them..post your favs!

peace
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[Edited 5/12/06 17:10pm]

These are really funny, except the Madonna one is just bitchy. And it seems really dismissive of Prince's talent. IMO, and even though I like her quite a bit, she's never been so talented that she could do that.
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u2prnce said:[quote]

VANITYSprisonBYTCH said:

This was back in '89 when she talked shit on everyone...this was probably cruel but it's not like Prince never talked shit on her!

peace

Marky mark apparantly said something nasty about madonna in the early 90's? (like "that ole' witch"). I saw it on his biography thingy.

Bono said something really similar to what Rufus Wainwright said. He was introducing Patti Smith and said something about her being a 'mother to him'. She went to the microphone and said "I already have kids, I don't need anymore."

u2prnce said:

I think I remember hearing that!

Boy George - "Prince (the artist formerly known as Get A Personality)"

Icicle said:

lol

VANITYSprisonBYTCH said:

Kewl, I found some too.

"How difficult can it be to fly an airplane? I mean, John Travolta learned how…"
(Graham Chapman)

Here's that Markey Wahlberg one;

"She's got this gold tooth in her mouth and all this shit around her eyes. She looked like Beetlejuice or something."
(Mark Wahlberg on Madonna)

"A vaccuum with nipples."
(Otto Preminger on Marilyn Monroe)

"I'd rather stick needles in my eyes."
(Danny Cannon on being asked if he'd work with Sylvester Stallone again after Judge Dredd)

Can I add a few stupidest remarks ever?

"If I saw an alien, I'd tell it to f*** right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have The Beatles of any decent f***ing music."
Liam Gallagher

"I invented the Internet."
Al Gore

"I owe a lot to my parents - especially my mother and father."
Golfer Greg Norman

"I think the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
Alicia Silverstone

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."
David Beckham

"I love kids. I was a kid once, myself."
Tom Cruise

"I thought chickens ate cheese."
Jade from BB3

"I hate dead people."
Paris Hilton

"Good-looking people turn me off. Myself included."
Patrick Swayze

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Christina Aguilera

"I love being in America."
Charlotte Church on stage in Toronto

"Twenty-three is old. It's almost twenty-five, which is, like, almost mid-twenties."
Jessica Simpson

"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
Robin Williams.

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."
Mel Brooks.

"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory."
Joan Rivers.

"Julie Andrews has lilacs instead of pubic hairs."
Christopher Plummer.

HamsterHuey said:

The only one in this list that I believe is real is the Liam Gallagher quote because I think I read it in Q. But it's really easy to make up quotes for the Internet.

HamsterHuey said:

me too

u2prnce said:

the jessica simpson quote is real. she said it on her show.

HamsterHuey said:

That quote makes me dizzy

HamsterHuey said:

Gee, I think that's pretty sweet.

u2prnce said:

agreed, bitchy, but how is commenting on his size dismissive of his talent?

JasmineFire said:

The Jade one from BB3 is real too, I remember her saying it!

HamsterHuey said:

I'd rather shut the fuck up...