PANDURITO said:

True. It can be fun. Especially when it sounds so close to virginity...

PANDURITO said:

I finally get to say it!!

My name is not Susan!!

REDBABY said:

ding ding ding ding ding ding!!!!!

CarrieLee said:

you killed my thread!

ignorant ass people!!


I feel dumber for having read this thread.

Imago said:

even if you hadnt read this thread, i am sure you would still feel the same

REDBABY said:

I dont call you Nicole I call you "Olive Peep"!!!!!

i have a hyphenated last name. that really throws people.

JasmineFire said:

I thought Jackass was one word?

I hate it when someone is telling a story....and in reference to someone changing to the opposite, they say the person did a "360"..... Well that means they are right back where they started..... what they mean to say is a 180.... dayum... basic math people...

REDBABY said:

Did you wear a raincoat?

REDBABY said:

Remind me to address my love letter to you: "Darling Nikki,"

VoicesCarry said:

Damn I was thinking the same thing...


I knew a girl named nikki....

cubic61052 said:

I feel ya!
but you know, increasingly I am spelling it out and people already know how my son wrote it as Sharlet, but he had never seen it written before bless his little white cotton socks. My husband's uncle just calls me Sharon to avoid confusion, he won't be corrected

PANDURITO said:

Hey Manual!

charlottegelin said:

and you allow him to call you Sharon???

For real???

REDBABY said:

he's old and lives in another country and doesn't speak any english and the last time I saw him was when we stayed at his house in 2001 - yeah, he can call me whatever the bloody hell he likes

charlottegelin said:

I would still tell him to go fuck himself..

if he knows the difference between a cake and a racoon.. tell the sweet old (f7ucker) my name is CHARLOTTE.. not fucking Prince, or MarySharon, or Cat..

I think he is fantasising.. and its disgusting...

REDBABY said:

His name is Pedro, so I simply called him Pedo (which means fart in argentina)
it gave me great satisfaction

2the9s said:

shut it, jack-ass!

charlottegelin said:

All sorts of silly things wind us up when they really shouldnt matter , why do we let people that really arent important wind us up , I just pretend they dont exist or look straight past or through them

JasmineFire said:

I've got a similar problem. My middle name is the last name of some of my ancestors. This practice seems to be more common in New England, where I'm from. Occasionally, after mailing in a resume, I've received rejection letters that begin, "Dear Mr. W_____ C_____." They must be assuming that I have two last names, with no hyphen.

In the future I think I'm going to drop my middle name from my resume. For my "professional name"; i.e., the one I use on my business cards, business correspondence, and documents that I file with the courts, I simply use my full first name -- "Matthew" -- and then my middle initial, followed by my last name. (I also usually use this name for author/editor publication credits, and it'll appear in CD liner notes for an album coming out this year). Might as well be consistent, and it'll put an end to the problem.

If I'm sending a business letter to someone with whom I'm on a first-name basis, while I'll type out my name as usual, I'll likely just sign the letter in ink with, "Matt."

AdamB said:

DUDE !!!!! I lurve your avatar .....Chorlton Rocks.....