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I have homosexual Cerberus as my new doorman "HEY BITCHEZZ!!!" I don't know WHAT this is about, but my (literally) screaming queen downstairs neighbor has decided that his new passion is to spend hours outside in our courtyard with his feral pair of vulgar chihuahuas, blathering on his cellphone so we can ALL hear and terrorizing the neighbors by mewling "bon mots" to them as the poor things are just trying to get into their homes after a day of work. Oh, and he likes to sing Mariah Carey, too. Of course he does. Bless huh. And did I mention his skanky little dogs have about all the training of EL CHUPACABRA?!? Not to sound like Tom Cruise in Magnolia, but I swear to God I will dropkick one of those little fuckers if they come near me. Okay, I probably won't, but I have plenty of dirty looks to spare. Sometimes living in a ghaytto is not so fun. | |
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dude, just talk to the person or try to take steps to decrease your anguish, and like Micheal Phelps, you can overcome any obstacle! | |
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Imago said: dude, just talk to the person or try to take steps to decrease your anguish, and like Micheal Phelps, you can overcome any obstacle!
Would Michael Phelps smear vaseline on his neighbor's doorknob? | |
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Ex-Moderator | Anx said: Imago said: dude, just talk to the person or try to take steps to decrease your anguish, and like Micheal Phelps, you can overcome any obstacle!
Would Michael Phelps smear vaseline on his neighbor's doorknob? That's just, I mean... my goodness! What on earth would someone do that for? |
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Anx said: Imago said: dude, just talk to the person or try to take steps to decrease your anguish, and like Micheal Phelps, you can overcome any obstacle!
Would Michael Phelps smear vaseline on his neighbor's doorknob? It depends on your definition of doorknob. [Edited 5/16/06 16:27pm] | |
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What Chicago hood do you live in... [Edited 5/16/06 16:28pm] | |
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Imago said: Anx said: Would Michael Phelps smear vaseline on his neighbor's doorknob? It depends on your definition of doorknob. [Edited 5/16/06 16:27pm] 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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notoriousj said: What Chicago hood do you live in...
[Edited 5/16/06 16:28pm] do i even have to tell you? | |
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Anx said: notoriousj said: What Chicago hood do you live in...
[Edited 5/16/06 16:28pm] do i even have to tell you? I was gonna guess Boystown or Wrigleyville.... | |
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notoriousj said: Anx said: do i even have to tell you? I was gonna guess Boystown or Wrigleyville.... you must be psychic! | |
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Anx said: notoriousj said: I was gonna guess Boystown or Wrigleyville.... you must be psychic! I am... But I could totally see some guy doing that Hey atleast you got some free entertainment right outside your front door. | |
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notoriousj said: Anx said: you must be psychic! I am... But I could totally see some guy doing that Hey atleast you got some free entertainment right outside your front door. Entertainment. Yeah. I'll wrap the lawn gnome up and send her to you so I can share the damn joy. | |
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Anx said: notoriousj said: I am... But I could totally see some guy doing that Hey atleast you got some free entertainment right outside your front door. Entertainment. Yeah. I'll wrap the lawn gnome up and send her to you so I can share the damn joy. | |
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see why stereotypes suck anxy.. | |
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notoriousj said: Anx said: do i even have to tell you? I was gonna guess Boystown or Wrigleyville.... It sure as hell wasnt Englewood. | |
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dreamfactory313 said: notoriousj said: I was gonna guess Boystown or Wrigleyville.... It sure as hell wasnt Englewood. My third choice was Cottage Grove [Edited 5/16/06 18:11pm] | |
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weepingwall said: see why stereotypes suck anxy..
nobody is a stereotype. some people are just boring. | |
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Anx said: "HEY BITCHEZZ!!!" I don't know WHAT this is about, but my (literally) screaming queen downstairs neighbor has decided that his new passion is to spend hours outside in our courtyard with his feral pair of vulgar chihuahuas, blathering on his cellphone so we can ALL hear and terrorizing the neighbors by mewling "bon mots" to them as the poor things are just trying to get into their homes after a day of work. Oh, and he likes to sing Mariah Carey, too. Of course he does. Bless huh. And did I mention his skanky little dogs have about all the training of EL CHUPACABRA?!? Not to sound like Tom Cruise in Magnolia, but I swear to God I will dropkick one of those little fuckers if they come near me. Okay, I probably won't, but I have plenty of dirty looks to spare. Sometimes living in a ghaytto is not so fun. feral pair of vulgar chihuahuas wish i could offer helpful advice but the phrase 'feral pair of vulgar chihuahuas' has milk coming outta my nose | |
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have you tried reviving the good old days when folks tossed the contents of their chamberpots out their windows into the courtyard?
"ooops! sorry, didn't see you there!? once or twice would suffice, i'd think | |
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Anx said: "HEY BITCHEZZ!!!" I don't know WHAT this is about, but my (literally) screaming queen downstairs neighbor has decided that his new passion is to spend hours outside in our courtyard with his feral pair of vulgar chihuahuas, blathering on his cellphone so we can ALL hear and terrorizing the neighbors by mewling "bon mots" to them as the poor things are just trying to get into their homes after a day of work. Oh, and he likes to sing Mariah Carey, too. Of course he does. Bless huh. And did I mention his skanky little dogs have about all the training of EL CHUPACABRA?!? Not to sound like Tom Cruise in Magnolia, but I swear to God I will dropkick one of those little fuckers if they come near me. Okay, I probably won't, but I have plenty of dirty looks to spare. Sometimes living in a ghaytto is not so fun. El Chupacabra? have they threatened your livestock as well? A happy face, A Thumpin Bass, For A Lovin' Race. PEACE. | |
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notoriousj said: dreamfactory313 said: It sure as hell wasnt Englewood. My third choice was Cottage Grove [Edited 5/16/06 18:11pm] | |
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can i just say that that picture is incredibly disturbing and creepy.
mmmkthnx. | |
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Awesome. For some reason my building lacks the screaming queens with miniature dogs. I've got a semi-yuppy semi-absent guy with a cranky boyfriend on one side, a really sweet leather dude with a cute medium-sized dog next door, and Sporty Spice down the hall (I'm always holding the doors so he can get his bike up and down the stairs). I keep waiting to see Paris-with-a-Penis show up, but so far he hasn't. Maybe he lives at a nicer place. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Awesome. For some reason my building lacks the screaming queens with miniature dogs. I've got a semi-yuppy semi-absent guy with a cranky boyfriend on one side, a really sweet leather dude with a cute medium-sized dog next door, and Sporty Spice down the hall (I'm always holding the doors so he can get his bike up and down the stairs). I keep waiting to see Paris-with-a-Penis show up, but so far he hasn't. Maybe he lives at a nicer place. Yeah its called 700 Broadway.... | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Awesome. For some reason my building lacks the screaming queens with miniature dogs. I've got a semi-yuppy semi-absent guy with a cranky boyfriend on one side, a really sweet leather dude with a cute medium-sized dog next door, and Sporty Spice down the hall (I'm always holding the doors so he can get his bike up and down the stairs). I keep waiting to see Paris-with-a-Penis show up, but so far he hasn't. Maybe he lives at a nicer place. leather people are so well behaved. i wish i had leather neighbors. when i worked at the LGBT center in new york, the leather groups were always the most well behaved and friendly. | |
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notoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Awesome. For some reason my building lacks the screaming queens with miniature dogs. I've got a semi-yuppy semi-absent guy with a cranky boyfriend on one side, a really sweet leather dude with a cute medium-sized dog next door, and Sporty Spice down the hall (I'm always holding the doors so he can get his bike up and down the stairs). I keep waiting to see Paris-with-a-Penis show up, but so far he hasn't. Maybe he lives at a nicer place. Yeah its called 700 Broadway.... Seen any boys with itsy bitsy doggies and teeny weeny tees? oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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Anx said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Awesome. For some reason my building lacks the screaming queens with miniature dogs. I've got a semi-yuppy semi-absent guy with a cranky boyfriend on one side, a really sweet leather dude with a cute medium-sized dog next door, and Sporty Spice down the hall (I'm always holding the doors so he can get his bike up and down the stairs). I keep waiting to see Paris-with-a-Penis show up, but so far he hasn't. Maybe he lives at a nicer place. leather people are so well behaved. i wish i had leather neighbors. when i worked at the LGBT center in new york, the leather groups were always the most well behaved and friendly. Yeah, when I was doing bar outreach, the leather bar was the only place where the guys were actually really NICE to me. My neighbor and his boyfriend are such gentlemen. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: notoriousj said: Yeah its called 700 Broadway.... Seen any boys with itsy bitsy doggies and teeny weeny tees? Actually yes I passed one yeasterday when I was getting off the elevator and he was getting on to it...Asian mixed guy....cute but twinky. | |
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notoriousj said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Seen any boys with itsy bitsy doggies and teeny weeny tees? Actually yes I passed one yeasterday when I was getting off the elevator and he was getting on to it...Asian mixed guy....cute but twinky. I could swear you are a gay man in a woman's body. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: notoriousj said: Actually yes I passed one yeasterday when I was getting off the elevator and he was getting on to it...Asian mixed guy....cute but twinky. I could swear you are a gay man in a woman's body. M that would be quite interesting... | |
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