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PrintableHandclapsfingasnapz said: Spats said: Hey, I am actually making some sacrifices here.[...] th' hell's sacrificial about being picky?  Those are sacrifices for me. | |
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Spats said: XxAxX said: seriously. Spats sounds like the kinda guy who'd thrive in a 'companionship for hire' context. maybe a long-term concumbine, perhaps just a steady friday and saturday night 'appointment'. this way, no one has unrealistic 'expectations' or 'hopes' and no one gets hurt. Spats - i don't mean this as a put-down. you just seem like someone who would work best outside the 'box'. urm...NOT that box, i mean the social 'box' as relates to traditional dating/marriage roles [Edited 5/19/06 9:33am] I am never paying for sex. The ideal situation for me would be a pretty "f**k Buddy". we all pay for sex one way or another dude, trust me on that. | |
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jerseykrs said: Spats said: I am never paying for sex. The ideal situation for me would be a pretty "f**k Buddy". we all pay for sex one way or another dude, trust me on that. 
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Spats said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: wonderful. i'm quite sure that the babe you're eyeing will be pleased to know this and will fall at your feet.  Hey, I am actually making some sacrifices here. She is not my ideal. She does not have the right color hair and her breasts are not as big as i prefer. She is still a hottie though. My ideal female in Toronto is the pretty blonde. She has everything i want. But this girl will do for now.  | |
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2the9s said: I bet this girl's name is LleeLlee.
 I'll bet it isnt. | |
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Spats said: She is not my ideal. She does not have the right color hair and her breasts are not as big as i prefer. She is still a hottie though. My ideal female in Toronto is the pretty blonde. She has everything i want. But this girl will do for now.
I am absolutely appalled. I mean, life is fucking short! Why are you wasting your time settling for less, dude?! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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LleeLlee said: 2the9s said: I bet this girl's name is LleeLlee.
I'll bet it isnt. it isn't! i heard she goes by the nickname "9s" or something...  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: LleeLlee said: I'll bet it isnt. it isn't! i heard she goes by the nickname "9s" or something... yep, 9sey is a hot blonde with ample boobage, Spats would love her. | |
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LleeLlee said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: it isn't! i heard she goes by the nickname "9s" or something... yep, 9sey is a hot blonde with ample boobage, Spats would love her. Should I approach him first?  | |
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LleeLlee said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: it isn't! i heard she goes by the nickname "9s" or something... yep, 9sey is a hot blonde with ample boobage, Spats would love her. totally. 9s, don't let spats see that one picture of you in that little red dress... 
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2the9s said: LleeLlee said: yep, 9sey is a hot blonde with ample boobage, Spats would love her. Should I approach him first? yes, introduce yourself and then start flirting with him. Tell him you're a modern woman looking for sacktime. | |
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INSATIABLE said: Spats said: She is not my ideal. She does not have the right color hair and her breasts are not as big as i prefer. She is still a hottie though. My ideal female in Toronto is the pretty blonde. She has everything i want. But this girl will do for now.
I am absolutely appalled. I mean, life is fucking short! Why are you wasting your time settling for less, dude?! Because she is still hot. If she wasn't i would not be wasting my time. | |
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Spats said: INSATIABLE said: I am absolutely appalled. I mean, life is fucking short! Why are you wasting your time settling for less, dude?! Because she is still hot. If she wasn't i would not be wasting my time. translation: "i'm desperate and can't take it anymore." | |
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LleeLlee said: 2the9s said: Should I approach him first? yes, introduce yourself and then start flirting with him. Tell him you're a modern woman looking for sacktime. yup...do that and you'll totally hit it off with 'im. make sure you tell 'im that macaroni n'cheese is your favorite dinner, that's a plus. | |
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This is fucking fucked. | |
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Spats said: XxAxX said: seriously. Spats sounds like the kinda guy who'd thrive in a 'companionship for hire' context. maybe a long-term concumbine, perhaps just a steady friday and saturday night 'appointment'. this way, no one has unrealistic 'expectations' or 'hopes' and no one gets hurt. Spats - i don't mean this as a put-down. you just seem like someone who would work best outside the 'box'. urm...NOT that box, i mean the social 'box' as relates to traditional dating/marriage roles I am never paying for sex. The ideal situation for me would be a pretty "f**k Buddy". It seems like you'd have better luck finding what you want putting this out up front, rather than reeling in unsuspecting lemmings who you'll end up despising. But then you'd have to work out the terms with that one too and maybe even TALK to a woman. Ah, the game of deception is your only choice... | |
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None of my good looking female friends are available for it because they have boyfriends and i would not do it with my plain jane female friends. | |
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Spats said: None of my good looking female friends are available for it because they have boyfriends and i would not do it with my plain jane female friends.
i think brit will be single again soon enough 
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Spats said: None of my good looking female friends are available for it because they have boyfriends and i would not do it with my plain jane female friends.
Have you tried the internet? Or an application process of some sort? | |
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Spats said: INSATIABLE said: I am absolutely appalled. I mean, life is fucking short! Why are you wasting your time settling for less, dude?! Because she is still hot. If she wasn't i would not be wasting my time. Dude, think about it. If you make it with this chick, you're going to be thinking of what's better out there that you could be missing. Drop her before she gets a chance to ruin that and keep your standards high. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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I'm starting to think that if Spats get's a reality show on TV, she's going to make millions. It'll get an award for the best comedy of the year. | |
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Spats said: 1. The truth. Although she could get pissed off and there will be no sacktime in the future. And i could really use some sacktime right now. Which is: "I think you're hot but I didn't know if you were interested and I don't like to always be the one to call first." You might still score some sacktime. 
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heartbeatocean said: Spats said: 1. The truth. Although she could get pissed off and there will be no sacktime in the future. And i could really use some sacktime right now. Which is: "I think you're hot but I didn't know if you were interested and I don't like to always be the one to call first." You might still score some sacktime.
This line would definitely work. | |
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Spats said: I have narrowed it down to a few choices as to what i will say her to if she asks what has been going on...
Oh my god. This is some EvilWhiteMale shit to say right here. 1. The truth. Although she could get pissed off and there will be no sacktime in the future. And i could really use some sacktime right now. 2. I have been really too busy to call. 3. I'll Say "Its Not you, it's me. I have been hurt before. Be patient with me". It's cliche but it could REALLY get her interested. Just kidding. Only a sissy boy would do that one.
4. I lost her phone number. I am leaning to being too busy.
Damn, I miss him and his photowhoring ways.  | |
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I just read this whole thread. This is the funniest stuff I have read in a long time. NOBODY is like this for real. | |
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Spats said: I am 29.
You're one of the Four Horsemen, aren't you? | |
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Illustrator said: Spats said: I am 29.
You're one of the Four Horsemen, aren't you? & if I had my guess, I would say....
...Pestilence! | |
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Spats, I am curious.
Do you ever reach the point of meeting the mothers of these young ladies you date? | |
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WillyWonka said: Spats, I am curious.
Do you ever reach the point of meeting the mothers of these young ladies you date? | |
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WillyWonka said: Spats, I am curious.
Do you ever reach the point of meeting the mothers of these young ladies you date? I believe he would dump the girl on the side of the road before he'd meet their mothers... Can you imagine Spat's meeting someone's FATHER though?? He'd get his ass beat   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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