"HEY BITCHEZZ!!!"

I don't know WHAT this is about, but my (literally) screaming queen downstairs neighbor has decided that his new passion is to spend hours outside in our courtyard with his feral pair of vulgar chihuahuas, blathering on his cellphone so we can ALL hear and terrorizing the neighbors by mewling "bon mots" to them as the poor things are just trying to get into their homes after a day of work.

Oh, and he likes to sing Mariah Carey, too. Of course he does. Bless huh.

And did I mention his skanky little dogs have about all the training of EL CHUPACABRA?!? Not to sound like Tom Cruise in Magnolia, but I swear to God I will dropkick one of those little fuckers if they come near me.

Okay, I probably won't, but I have plenty of dirty looks to spare.

Sometimes living in a ghaytto is not so fun.

dude, just talk to the person or try to take steps to decrease your anguish, and like Micheal Phelps, you can overcome any obstacle!

Imago said:

Would Michael Phelps smear vaseline on his neighbor's doorknob?

Anx said:

That's just, I mean... my goodness!

What on earth would someone do that for?

Anx said:

It depends on your definition of doorknob.



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What Chicago hood do you live in...
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Imago said:

notoriousj said:

do i even have to tell you?

Anx said:

I was gonna guess Boystown or Wrigleyville....

notoriousj said:

you must be psychic!

Anx said:

I am... But I could totally see some guy doing that Hey atleast you got some free entertainment right outside your front door.

notoriousj said:

Entertainment. Yeah. I'll wrap the lawn gnome up and send her to you so I can share the damn joy.

Anx said:

see why stereotypes suck anxy..

notoriousj said:

It sure as hell wasnt Englewood.

dreamfactory313 said:

My third choice was Cottage Grove
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weepingwall said:

nobody is a stereotype. some people are just boring.

Anx said:

feral pair of vulgar chihuahuas


wish i could offer helpful advice but the phrase 'feral pair of vulgar chihuahuas' has milk coming outta my nose

have you tried reviving the good old days when folks tossed the contents of their chamberpots out their windows into the courtyard?
"ooops! sorry, didn't see you there!?


once or twice would suffice, i'd think

Anx said:

El Chupacabra?
have they threatened your livestock as well?

notoriousj said:

can i just say that that picture is incredibly disturbing and creepy.
mmmkthnx.

Awesome.

For some reason my building lacks the screaming queens with miniature dogs. I've got a semi-yuppy semi-absent guy with a cranky boyfriend on one side, a really sweet leather dude with a cute medium-sized dog next door, and Sporty Spice down the hall (I'm always holding the doors so he can get his bike up and down the stairs). I keep waiting to see Paris-with-a-Penis show up, but so far he hasn't. Maybe he lives at a nicer place.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Yeah its called 700 Broadway....

HereToRockYourWorld said:

leather people are so well behaved. i wish i had leather neighbors. when i worked at the LGBT center in new york, the leather groups were always the most well behaved and friendly.

notoriousj said:

Seen any boys with itsy bitsy doggies and teeny weeny tees?

Anx said:

Yeah, when I was doing bar outreach, the leather bar was the only place where the guys were actually really NICE to me.

My neighbor and his boyfriend are such gentlemen.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Actually yes I passed one yeasterday when I was getting off the elevator and he was getting on to it...Asian mixed guy....cute but twinky.

notoriousj said:

I could swear you are a gay man in a woman's body.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

that would be quite interesting...