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cocaine and tapeworm i've been reading this as a comment about people losing weight a lot lately. i've seen it pop up on the org too, when someone lost some weight or someone should (in others opinion) lose an extra bit of weight. so what's up with the cocaine and tapeworm? is that just some kind of joke or is it a reality? i know about the cocaine, even seen it happen to some friends a while ago. but the tapeworm? -eventho it's probably less of an onslaught to your body than cocaine, sounds disgusting. would someone actually willingly get a tapeworm just to lose a certain amount of weight? and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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i just texted pepsi about this. surely she knows. | |
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Christopher said: i just texted pepsi about this. surely she knows.
pepsi may have got the tapeworm, but she accidentally killed it by drinking coke by the bucketload, disolving it and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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It was Jers being a fool...people do not intentionaly get a tapeworm...but the cocaine...will have the same effect as say crystal meth....overtime it will make you loose weight to the point you are nothing....IMHO....crystal meth will do it faster then cocaine. [Edited 5/18/06 0:49am] | |
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yeah well, you know Jers might have started a trend here.
before you know it this 'news' will spread to other mssg boards and hit this national news before july. by september paris hilton will have her own tapeworm and by january 2007 that tapeworm will have his own talkshow and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: yeah well, you know Jers might have started a trend here.
before you know it this 'news' will spread to other mssg boards and hit this national news before july. by september paris hilton will have her own tapeworm and by january 2007 that tapeworm will have his own talkshow Oh god just what we don't need...Paris's tapeworm having a talkshow...that makes me wanna get about 10 tapeworms...waste away and die...just so I don't haveb to see that train wreck. | |
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IstenSzek said: Christopher said: i just texted pepsi about this. surely she knows.
pepsi may have got the tapeworm, but she accidentally killed it by drinking coke by the bucketload, disolving it she she got rid of it by walking it off in her 80s platforms on the dutch sidewalks. | |
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The tapeworm thing is all true. In the 1920's they were commonly used by women as a weight loss option. I think it was a bit of a phase. However, today, I would imagine less so....
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notoriousj said: IstenSzek said: yeah well, you know Jers might have started a trend here.
before you know it this 'news' will spread to other mssg boards and hit this national news before july. by september paris hilton will have her own tapeworm and by january 2007 that tapeworm will have his own talkshow Oh god just what we don't need...Paris's tapeworm having a talkshow...that makes me wanna get about 10 tapeworms...waste away and die...just so I don't haveb to see that train wreck. imagine sitting at home with 10 tapeworms, waiting to waste away and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Christopher said: she got rid of it by walking it off in her 80s platforms on the dutch sidewalks. you don't know what a tapeworm is, do you? and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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this thread needs more Cheek
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unfortunately, cocaine has some pesky side effects.
it dissolves your nose if you snort it, teeth if you rub it on your gums and stomach if you swallow it. mmm, all the above are mightily attractive, even if you are skinny. Also, it increases paranoia and depression, meaning that however much weight you lose, you won't be happy with it and your self image will be poor, thus sparking more cocaine to inflate your fragile ego,triggering a full on whitney. such a bad look. 'Energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another.'- Einstein
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IstenSzek said: Christopher said: she got rid of it by walking it off in her 80s platforms on the dutch sidewalks. you don't know what a tapeworm is, do you? 'course i do | |
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Whatever happened to the good old fashioned method of weight loss? Laxatives and cigarettes
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IstenSzek said: i've been reading this as a comment about people losing weight a lot lately. i've seen it pop up on the org too, when someone lost some weight or someone should (in others opinion) lose an extra bit of weight. so what's up with the cocaine and tapeworm? is that just some kind of joke or is it a reality? i know about the cocaine, even seen it happen to some friends a while ago. but the tapeworm? -eventho it's probably less of an onslaught to your body than cocaine, sounds disgusting. would someone actually willingly get a tapeworm just to lose a certain amount of weight? the tapeworm weight loss legend goes waaaaay back in the performing arts community, but it's the kind of folklorish story that's lost its' potentency over time, though; however one of the most internationally infamous allegations of tapeworm's magical potency would be exemplified by opera diva (and Onassis mistress) MARIA CALLAS...in her day, the media swore up and down that that she went from a big hipped-brooklynite to international operatic swan practically overnight...through the ingestion of some magical pharmaceutical drug that would give her tapeworm...whether it's true or not, we'll probabably never know. but she did lose the weight rather drastically, in an incredibly short time, and this was before the age of the Scarsdale, Atkins, and Zone diets, and the advent of kickboxing and spinning classes (!) so anything could have been possible back then, I suppose...but to answer your question, this is where i originally heard of the magic tapeworm legend ...with all of the advances made in high impact cardio( and scientific discoveries about the efects of certain foods on certain body types), i would imagine the tapeworm thing would be obsolete these days... | |
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Isten, Is this your tapeworm?
NSFW!!! | |
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PANDURITO said: Isten, Is this your tapeworm?
NSFW!!! i'm not sure. does it respond to the name "Angelica"? if so, than yes it is my tapeworm and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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charlottegelin said: Whatever happened to the good old fashioned method of weight loss? Laxatives and cigarettes
ah yes, ain't nothing like sitting on the john, farting your intestines out and enjoying a cigarette, after some laxatives n freshly poured coffee ~oldskool~ and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Cloudbuster said: wanna swap tapeworms? and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: wanna swap tapeworms?
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Cloudbuster said: IstenSzek said: wanna swap tapeworms?
sometimes your responses make me physically ill and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: sometimes your responses make me physically ill
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Cloudbuster said: IstenSzek said: sometimes your responses make me physically ill
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Who would leave such an awful comment??? | |
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jerseykrs said: Who would leave such an awful comment???
what comment are you talking about? and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: jerseykrs said: Who would leave such an awful comment???
what comment are you talking about? about using cocaine or tapeworm to lose weight. That's horrible and not funny. | |
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jerseykrs said: IstenSzek said: what comment are you talking about? about using cocaine or tapeworm to lose weight. That's horrible and not funny. you make it sounds like it was MY idea and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: jerseykrs said: about using cocaine or tapeworm to lose weight. That's horrible and not funny. you make it sounds like it was MY idea | |
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jerseykrs said: IstenSzek said: you make it sounds like it was MY idea and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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