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PrintableI can't stand monkeys so i am not losing sleep over this but i like birds so i feel for the sparrow. | |
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XxAxX said: sinisterpentatonic said:  such a violent planet we live on mr. sinisterpentatonic. i swear some days i want to come back as a tree next time unfortunately, we chop those down too. 
Might be a better idea to come back as the wind. 
but we pollute that too.
How about water?
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sinisterpentatonic said: XxAxX said: such a violent planet we live on mr. sinisterpentatonic. i swear some days i want to come back as a tree next time unfortunately, we chop those down too.
Might be a better idea to come back as the wind.
but we pollute that too.
How about water?
Fuck it, i'll come back a sound. make sure you avoid clear channel   ( Im mr brightside)[Edited 5/18/06 9:54am] A happy face, A Thumpin Bass, For A Lovin' Race. PEACE. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: XxAxX said: such a violent planet we live on mr. sinisterpentatonic. i swear some days i want to come back as a tree next time unfortunately, we chop those down too.
Might be a better idea to come back as the wind.
but we pollute that too.
How about water?
Fuck it, i'll come back a sound. it was once my ambition to reincarnate as a drop of water.  and you're right, the really tall trees would probably block out the sun from us smaller trees.  do you supose there's some rule or equation which requires that the process of life be such a competition? it certainly seems to be hard enough | |
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I told him to touch my monkey, not eat it.
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u2prnce said: RebornVirgin said: Wow, it's as if it didn't care about eye witnesses identifying him in court. A bunch of brown bears were picked up for questioning. Profiling sucks. A black bear nearby was charged with the crime!  Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: u2prnce said: A bunch of brown bears were picked up for questioning. Profiling sucks. A black bear nearby was charged with the crime! However, the bear swears that he has an alibi. He was home with his honey. | |
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The poor little creature was just monkeying around! | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I told him to touch my monkey, not eat it.
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I don't know why onlookers were horrified - I mean it's unexpected but it's a fucking BEAR. Are they supposed to be peaceful for US b/c we're standing around? Or should they just be, I dunno, the wild animal that they are    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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I guess I'd be kinda ornery too if I was called a "sloth bear." | |
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MendesCity said: I guess I'd be kinda ornery too if I was called a "sloth bear."
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Illustrator said: ShySlantedEye1 said: A black bear nearby was charged with the crime! However, the bear swears that he has an alibi. He was home with his honey. Oh POOH! | |
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Sadly, animals kill each other every day. | |
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ThreadBare said: Sadly, animals kill each other every day.
That's not sad! I think it's awesome!  | |
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evenstar3 said: oh my god your icon
i feel bad for the kids who watched that happen I felt worse for that monkey. His ass got OWNED!!!!
Bear 1, Monkey 0 That's the order of things....some are at the top of the food chain, some are at the bottom. |
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For some reason, this thread is reminding me of the scene with the little dog in "Crooklyn."
Talk about "owned." | |
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ahhh crooklyn was a good movie!!! | |
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Hey, the kids learned a good lesson - f--k with a bear, and you'll wind up like that monkey. |
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uPtoWnNY said: Hey, the kids learned a good lesson - f--k with a bear, and you'll wind up like that monkey.
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Illustrator said: ShySlantedEye1 said: A black bear nearby was charged with the crime! However, the bear swears that he has an alibi. He was home with his honey.
You are so good with the wordplay. | |
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