babynoz said:

I can remember when I was young me and my sister asked how someone could be a daddy, even though they werent married to the Mum

my Mum explained that the man plants a seed..


my sister asked, where? like in her coffee?

susannah said:

co-

so the poor hermaphrodite gotta wear ladies pants and mens too..

REDBABY said:

Maybe she was just being really ahead of the style game and wearing those girl boxers 15 years to early!!

susannah said:

I've never heard such dubious evidence in all my life, honestly, but my mate was convinced about it.

Get this: I am not making this up - he's now a police officer! I hope he doesn't use these 'skills' when fighting crime and cracking cases.

onenitealone said:

Oh dear.....

i thought "elemeno" was a letter of the alphabet


and much later when i was snooping in my parents bedroom
i found in my father's side of his bookcase headboard
dirty joke books, condoms and a strange wooden thing with a string

i was convinced that it was some some naughty sexual thing
i realized as i was older it was a childhood toy telephone of my father's

I remember more and more of these each day...

I used to think the only reason balloons deflated is because they got this little tiny hole in them and you couldn't see it but it made the air escape. I figured, one day if I could finally get a balloon to keep from getting a hole in it that it would last forever. LOL

I thought if you owned a CD/album/whatever, that you owned like, a piece of the person who created it...not really, but like...I don't know how to describe it...I thought it was like a piece of them somehow, and not just in the manner that they worked on it and it was a product of their efforts.

In my mind, all the dudes who composed classical music were old and dead, like Beethoven and Mozart. I found out John Williams was alive AND composed classical music and I was like I wasn't sure how the stuff on soundtracks came to be, but I was sure it was either the work of dead guys or it materialized.

babynoz said:

i STILL think that, thats why i hate pictures where people are facin the camera. if its on a magazine for instance i always turn it over. and i used to think that once u got married u automatically had a baby

I remember releasing a bunch of helium-filled balloons from a hotel room balcony. I thought they could get all the way to heaven. Pathetic.

Protege said:

I think it's easy to argue that you were right.

kidelrich said:

no, that is so sweet!

when my son was 3, he let go of a helium balloon and it flew far up into the sky and he was howling and begging me to get it back. I told him it had gone so high I would have to go in a rocket to get it back. He looked at me with hope through his tears "OK!" he said. It broke my heart.

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emm said:

Ha! that's hilarious! I used to think the song said "elemental P."

Lammastide said:

I used to think the entire world experienced day and night at the same time, and that everyone was on the same sleep schedule.

When I couldn't sleep, I thought I was the ONLY person on the planet who was awake. It felt horrible!

ZombieKitten said:

I know. I know. I've always been a bit geeky.

Lammastide said:

do you go around thinking about things too much because you assume things are more complex than they really are? I do

ZombieKitten said:

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Lammastide said:

When I was little and we went to church, I thought our bishop could fly. He always made grand entrances. *still does* The choir is always in the middle of the song and when he walks through the double doors with his entourage, everybody stands up and claps for him and they don't sit down til he's done his long greeting of 101 "thank and praise the Lords." So to a child who can never see over the crowd, my imagination got the best of me. I could never see him come in and he was always was there when everyone finally sat down, so I figured he floated down. And to help my stupid conclusion, there is a balcony resembling that of royalty, high above the platform. I still til this day don't know why that balcony is there or what's in the room if there is one behind it.