SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

How did i miss this thread?

Girls have wet dreams too.

first time i discovered masturbation i was around 5...my mom caught me at 6.

first orgasm at 12 from masturbation...when i discoved "the Shower Head". we had just moved into a new duplex and the shower head was detachable....when washing one day i realized if i turned it just the right way so the water was hitting just the right spot it felt REALLY good. next thing i remember is the water running...me lying in a dry tub....grinning from ear to ear.

lillith said:

First time I have an orgasm, it scared the hell out of me. But oddly enough, I knew I wanted another one...

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

i walked in on my son at 3. his door to his bedroom was closed...it had never been closed before. so i walked in...he was buck naked from the waist down (he'd HATE me if he knew i was telling people this story) twiddling his penis between his pointer finger and thumb. i asked "What are you doing?" he replied in a deadpan voice like i was stupid "playing with my peepee"...i said "Why?"...again like i was an idiot he said "cause it feels good"...so i told him to wash his hands when he was done, closed the door and gave him some privacy...i still say to this day i am happy he wasn't in the middle of the livingroom when he discoved himself. i never wanted him to feel like he was doing anything wrong so i didn't freak out or make a big deal of it...because if i thought masturbation was a bad thing i wouldn't have a sex life at all!!

Romera said:

ditto.

i think my mom was like WTF? that week..i musta showered 3 times a day!! hadn't discoved manual stimulation yet!!! at 26 i discovered VIBRATORS....dayum...i think i am PERSONALLY keeping Duracell in business...i need to invest in rechargable (idea for my Secret Santa next year...hint hint)

lillith said:

See, this is exactly what this country needs....non hysterical approach to sex. We all discover it eventually, although 3 is mighty early! But that is the approach I really take with my nephews. Giving people headcases over sex just fucks people up and usually for life. Good for you for being such a rational mother!!

I know of someone who caught their child masturbating at a young age (probably like 5 or 6) and she took the opportunity to tell him that it was only OK for him to touch himself in his special area and that nobody else had the right to touch him there and that if he was going to do it, it needed to be when he was alone. She didn't give him headtrips and educated him on molestation.



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I love how most of the girls stories goes like this is this.

discovering masterbation =

discovering toys =


Do us guys have similar masterbatory elevation or are we just stuck with how many places we can stick our dick in? My ex told me about how he fucked a pumpkin once and I bet if you took a poll, most of the guys did the couch cusion thing. I did

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I graduated from a smurfs blanket to my hand.

Imago said:

Well I did graduate to using dildos but that's probably not a very typical guy story

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yeah, I may have been young when I started masturbating, but I was pretty freakin' old before I relized that most women prefer, or at least benefit from, toys and/or detachable shower heads. I could do without both.

lillith said:

Good for you!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

It's so true though.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Typical guy story or typical prince.org guy story?

lillith said:

this is interesting lillith, and when you did it so young, was it for pleasure or what? the reason I am asking is cos i just heard od a 6 yr old masturbating in bed too, and wondered how it comes about

REDBABY said:

to be honest Red i don't really remember...my mom brings it up as a funny family story!! so that is more where i recall the story from...not from personnal recollection.

i think it was just a curiousity...like "hmm...what is this" not really a pleasurable feeling...i don't remember any orgasm-type feelings. it was more akin to...finger in the nose...finger in the ear...finger in the woohoo. i dunno. just a theory.

CarrieMpls said:

I was listening to the radio and people were calling in with sex stories and this guy called about this girl that he used to have sex with but that he could never get her off. He said she masturbated with a dildo in front of him and when she was done he realized why he could never get her off.

She had a metal vibrator and at the end of it was a wire.....which was connected to a car battery When she would reach her magic moment she would reach to the bedstand where a metal pole was mounted.....so she could complete the electrical circuit No wonder that guy couldn't get her off. She needed to be plowed with a live telephone pole

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You WILL go to hell sir...!!!!