Ugh! There's no way I'd be as open and candid about this stuff anywhere else. What is it about the org that lures you in? I'm just going to now.

Imago said:

Dude, I had you at 'sawat-dii'.

CynthiasSocks said:

To echoe Fauxie's statement, I think this entire thread has a certain homo erotic appeal alltogether.
A bunch of grown men discussing "their first time."

It'll only get worse if Althom joins in.

I wonder why some dribble and some shoot?

Fauxie said:

the eyeroll! the eyeroll!

~faints~

Imago said:

I'm screwed aren't I.

Obviously and are asking for trouble, but now I can't even or . What I need is a nasty elbow emoticon.

Imago said:

Don't know? I need to work on your penis- I bet I could get it to shoot!

Fauxie said:

I hate elbows!

Wow. I can't believe how old people were when they started.

I can't remember the very first time, but I think I had to be around 9, based on where I remember doing it.

Natsume said:

*ahem* 20... and I didnt have any material help!

HereToRockYourWorld said:

i can't remember either. but i do know i enjoyed it very much. after that it was just a normal activity.

I'm 14 and I was spending the night at my aunt's boyfriend's house. She and her boyfriend were going to Vegas for the weekend and my 16 year old cousin was in charge of watching me and my younger cousin. The guy had one of the early cable systems, either "On TV"/"Select TV", can't remember which one. So come midnight we watched some porns

We sat there watching and laughing but at the same time I was really turned on. Then I had a dilemna. I had to go pee real bad but didn't want to get up with my hard on. So I put if off as long as I could. But the movies made me even more excited and the longer I waited, the more I had to pee. Well, thank goodness I was wearing sweats and a giant t-shirt cuz I was able to hide my boner when I finally got up to go pee.

So I stood at the toilet waiting for my boner to go down and it would not go away. So I thought maybe if I sat down I could relax. Well I couldn't stop thinking about those movies and so my boner just kept on. But I had to pee so badly that I was actually in pain. There are some guys who can pee with a hard on but that is a rare talent, most of us cannot pee while hard. So I'm in pain from how much I have to pee, my boner won't go down and so I thought maybe if I squeezed it it would go down.

So I squeezed it and went

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Well you get the picture That was the very first time I masterbated and it was totally by accident!

It was the summer going into the 7th grade. I was taking a hot bath and washing my parts. I had a thick lather going and was stroking it. I started getting sick to my stomach (maybe it was the hot water, maybe the rush of my first orgasm) so I stopped. Got out of the tub and got ready for bed- my undies and pjs full of precum- I didn't know what that was. Later that night, once I was in bed, I finished up! I shot over my shoulder and on my headboard. Cum was running down my headboard, it was on my pillow case, my chest, all over my stomach, on my hand and all in my pubs. **is that too much info? ** I knew what I was doing, I just didn't know what was going to happen and I wasn't prepared for all that. I got out of bed and tiptoed (bare-assed, underwear and pjs around my knees and sticky) to the bathroom, grab a bunch of tp and clean up the mess. And about 15 mins later... I did it again!

The first day of 7th grade I looked at the guys differently, wondering if they knew what I did!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I hate to bring this up but didn't you tell me once not to be concerned about my son because what people see or are exposed to doesn't affect one's life?

It seems to me that it did for you.

Just wanted to point that out .

so, supa, just out of curiousity, was it hetero porn that turned you on? or were you thinking about the men in it?

How would I know if my son's doing it?

He's eleven.

I find it to be sort of incredible that most people have to figure this shit out on their own. I mean, I can see parents not wanting to sit down and talk to their kids about the normalcy of masturbation and ejaculation, but fer fuck's sake, give the kid a book!

kittylove said:

Oh lord. Honey, you can have your son re-enact the crucifixion on a daily basis and he is still going to yank his chain. this is nothing you can stop, except with hardcore manipulation and mind games and then you will have a mental case for a son.

When this happened, I wasn't trying to masterbate. I only grabbed myself because I needed it to go down in order to pee. And if I was so affected by what I was watching I would have been banging my cousin's pussy that whole weekend.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Preach brother, and all hail Mary Magdalen.


M

I had a friend and his first elaculation was when he was doing the ironing for his Mom..

he was so amazed that afterwards he always offered to iron for his Mom.. funny that he assosciated ejaculation with ironing and thought thats the only way it would happen

REDBABY said:

I think that's how fetishes are born

Did he rub his wiener against the board???

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

No idea.. but he had a happy Mom..


unless she thought he was overly STARCHING the clothes!

Wow. I can't believe how old people were when they started.

I can't remember the very first time, but I think I had to be around 9, based on where I remember doing it.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Same here...