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Printablesinisterpentatonic said: well, one day i had this huge boner and i started rubbing it and it started to feel good but then the friction from my dry hands made it painful so i was like
 and went into my mom's room for some lotion and then i got busy some more!  then i felt like i was about to have a fucking heart attack and i started to go faster and faster and then all of a sudden 
man, i really wish someone would've clued me in on what semen was, this was me  
all that day i wanted to tell my mom what happen, but i couldn't bring myself to say to her hey mom, today i was rubbing my watergator for about 30 minutes and all of a sudden this white stuff came out. is there something wrong with me? am i gonna die? 
i think i masturbated twice a day all that week. 
I was doing it like 6 - 8 times a day for that first year!!! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:
I was doing it like 6 - 8 times a day for that first year!!! | |
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For you Imago.
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littlemissG said: For you Imago.
I hated that blanket! | |
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applekisses said: Imago said: no, it's a cube 
And I rub my penis from time to time, but seldom even have an erection here. Though it has happenned  It's a whole different story when you've got a door... Ok, just to clarify, you're saying you masturbate at your desk in your office at work?  | |
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I honestly don't remember the first time. I think it started from just kinda tapping my penis with my finger and noticing it felt good before I actually learnt the proper motion. I do remember one time I was playing outside and hurt my penis somehow (maybe a ball in the groin or something) and I took a look at it and the foreskin was back a little bit. I wondered what that was under there but when I touched around it it felt sensitive but also exciting somehow. Probably masturbated the first few times to photography books my father had which had nudes in them. Either that or the lingerie section in catalogues. I also started watching french and spanish movies late at night on Channel 4 on my portable Casio TV - 'Jamon, Jamon', 'Betty Blue', 'Le Lecctrice' (sp?), 'Vampyros Lesbos' and 'Emmanuelle'. Always a bit of boobage in those foreign films.  | |
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Fauxie said: I honestly don't remember the first time. I think it started from just kinda tapping my penis with my finger and noticing it felt good before I actually learnt the proper motion. I do remember one time I was playing outside and hurt my penis somehow (maybe a ball in the groin or something) and I took a look at it and the foreskin was back a little bit. I wondered what that was under there but when I touched around it it felt sensitive but also exciting somehow. Probably masturbated the first few times to photography books my father had which had nudes in them. Either that or the lingerie section in catalogues. I also started watching french and spanish movies late at night on Channel 4 on my portable Casio TV - 'Jamon, Jamon', 'Betty Blue', 'Le Lecctrice' (sp?), 'Vampyros Lesbos' and 'Emmanuelle'. Always a bit of boobage in those foreign films.
I fucking love the spanish stations here in Tampa.
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Now I think of it, I always remember one interesting experience when I was around 14. Every so often I'd go with a few mates for a sleepover at our mate Neil's house. Neil could always get hold of pornos and his parents weren't too strict on checking up on us and stuff. I would always bring whiskey miniatures (which I collected) filled with various spirits from my dad's cabinet (I also sold them at school ) and we would drink them in the lounge, play Nintendo and watch TV. One time we put a porno on and we were all just sat around wanking in plain view to the movie. Kinda homo-erotic when you think about it. I think we did this twice, but the funny thing is that one of those times Neil's sister Claira watched the porno with us. She was around 18 and the hottest girls at school. She didn't doing anything as far as satisfying herself, but looking back it seems rather weird her being there at all with all of us banging it out, including her brother. | |
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It was the summer going into the 7th grade. I was taking a hot bath and washing my parts. I had a thick lather going and was stroking it. I started getting sick to my stomach (maybe it was the hot water, maybe the rush of my first orgasm) so I stopped. Got out of the tub and got ready for bed- my undies and pjs full of precum- I didn't know what that was. Later that night, once I was in bed, I finished up! I shot over my shoulder and on my headboard. Cum was running down my headboard, it was on my pillow case, my chest, all over my stomach, on my hand and all in my pubs. **is that too much info? ** I knew what I was doing, I just didn't know what was going to happen and I wasn't prepared for all that. I got out of bed and tiptoed (bare-assed, underwear and pjs around my knees and sticky) to the bathroom, grab a bunch of tp and clean up the mess. And about 15 mins later... I did it again!
The first day of 7th grade I looked at the guys differently, wondering if they knew what I did! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: applekisses said:
I love it! Were you totally shocked by the "outcome"? I was and so ashamed too! I was a good church boy at the time and even though I saw this happening on the porns I had no idea I could do it too I didn't even have hairs yet!
I think the next time I tried it it took me like 45 minutes to finish because I couldn't figure out what to do I tried remembering back to that night but it was really different and I didn't know exactly what to do
And you know what is really trippy? When that happened the first time I instantly remembered this dream that I had when I was something like 7 or 8. I remember this dream and I woke up in shock with a feeling I never felt before and I remember drifting off to sleep actually praying to God that I would have that dream again. It was a wet dream!! But at 7 or 8, it was just feelings and no fluid.I hate to bring this up but didn't you tell me once not to be concerned about my son because what people see or are exposed to doesn't affect one's life? It seems to me that it did for you. Just wanted to point that out . | |
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CynthiasSocks said: It was the summer going into the 7th grade. I was taking a hot bath and washing my parts. I had a thick lather going and was stroking it. I started getting sick to my stomach (maybe it was the hot water, maybe the rush of my first orgasm) so I stopped. Got out of the tub and got ready for bed- my undies and pjs full of precum- I didn't know what that was. Later that night, once I was in bed, I finished up! I shot over my shoulder and on my headboard. Cum was running down my headboard, it was on my pillow case, my chest, all over my stomach, on my hand and all in my pubs. **is that too much info?
** I knew what I was doing, I just didn't know what was going to happen and I wasn't prepared for all that. I got out of bed and tiptoed (bare-assed, underwear and pjs around my knees and sticky) to the bathroom, grab a bunch of tp and clean up the mess. And about 15 mins later... I did it again!
The first day of 7th grade I looked at the guys differently, wondering if they knew what I did!
I was always more of a dribbler than a shooter.
Except this one time in basic training when I finally managed some time to myself after one of my security meetings (the job I was training for required a higher than normal security clearance--lots of wierd phych tests, lie detector stuff, etc.), I actually shot that shit all over the stall.
But anyways, back to my first time. I already knew what cum was so I knew what was happenning. I just had no clue what it was actually going to feel like, and that someone my age could actually do it. I thought it was something only 16+ year olds did. It was scary. | |
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Imago said: CynthiasSocks said: It was the summer going into the 7th grade. I was taking a hot bath and washing my parts. I had a thick lather going and was stroking it. I started getting sick to my stomach (maybe it was the hot water, maybe the rush of my first orgasm) so I stopped. Got out of the tub and got ready for bed- my undies and pjs full of precum- I didn't know what that was. Later that night, once I was in bed, I finished up! I shot over my shoulder and on my headboard. Cum was running down my headboard, it was on my pillow case, my chest, all over my stomach, on my hand and all in my pubs. **is that too much info?
** I knew what I was doing, I just didn't know what was going to happen and I wasn't prepared for all that. I got out of bed and tiptoed (bare-assed, underwear and pjs around my knees and sticky) to the bathroom, grab a bunch of tp and clean up the mess. And about 15 mins later... I did it again!
The first day of 7th grade I looked at the guys differently, wondering if they knew what I did!
I was always more of a dribbler than a shooter.
Except this one time in basic training when I finally managed some time to myself after one of my security meetings (the job I was training for required a higher than normal security clearance--lots of wierd phych tests, lie detector stuff, etc.), I actually shot that shit all over the stall.
But anyways, back to my first time. I already knew what cum was so I knew what was happenning. I just had no clue what it was actually going to feel like, and that someone my age could actually do it. I thought it was something only 16+ year olds did. It was scary. How about when you were selling sex aids? Must've banged a few out while you were working amongst all that stuff. | |
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Fauxie said: applekisses said: It's a whole different story when you've got a door... Ok, just to clarify, you're saying you masturbate at your desk in your office at work? I will neither confirm nor deny... | |
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Fauxie said: Imago said:
I was always more of a dribbler than a shooter.
Except this one time in basic training when I finally managed some time to myself after one of my security meetings (the job I was training for required a higher than normal security clearance--lots of wierd phych tests, lie detector stuff, etc.), I actually shot that shit all over the stall.
But anyways, back to my first time. I already knew what cum was so I knew what was happenning. I just had no clue what it was actually going to feel like, and that someone my age could actually do it. I thought it was something only 16+ year olds did. It was scary. How about when you were selling sex aids? Must've banged a few out while you were working amongst all that stuff.
I only worked there for about 3 months or so. And I never got an erection there.  That was back when I was regularly doing extacy too
Thank GAWD that never showed up in a pee test. Actually, I was very professional in the store. Most of my clients were professional dancers, some porn stars, and middle aged couples looking to spice things up. The dancers and porn stars(non of whom I remember or knew) were all very professional too. They actually take their jobs deadly serious. The couples were mostly very nervous if it was their first time, and my job was to put them at ease and recommend ways for them to spend their money 
It was very wierd. But when I was working at Percillas (the adult boutique), I would have considered it very rude to talk nasty. | |
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Imago said: CynthiasSocks said: It was the summer going into the 7th grade. I was taking a hot bath and washing my parts. I had a thick lather going and was stroking it. I started getting sick to my stomach (maybe it was the hot water, maybe the rush of my first orgasm) so I stopped. Got out of the tub and got ready for bed- my undies and pjs full of precum- I didn't know what that was. Later that night, once I was in bed, I finished up! I shot over my shoulder and on my headboard. Cum was running down my headboard, it was on my pillow case, my chest, all over my stomach, on my hand and all in my pubs. **is that too much info?
** I knew what I was doing, I just didn't know what was going to happen and I wasn't prepared for all that. I got out of bed and tiptoed (bare-assed, underwear and pjs around my knees and sticky) to the bathroom, grab a bunch of tp and clean up the mess. And about 15 mins later... I did it again!
The first day of 7th grade I looked at the guys differently, wondering if they knew what I did!
I was always more of a dribbler than a shooter.
Except this one time in basic training when I finally managed some time to myself after one of my security meetings (the job I was training for required a higher than normal security clearance--lots of wierd phych tests, lie detector stuff, etc.), I actually shot that shit all over the stall.
But anyways, back to my first time. I already knew what cum was so I knew what was happenning. I just had no clue what it was actually going to feel like, and that someone my age could actually do it. I thought it was something only 16+ year olds did. It was scary. Yeah you gotta be careful as a shooter! I've shot myself in the ear, in my eye, in a nostril... in my mouth! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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applekisses said: Fauxie said: Ok, just to clarify, you're saying you masturbate at your desk in your office at work? I will neither confirm nor deny... I was 25 when I first learned that girls also masturbate. One of my friends told me about her dildo, Mr. Goodstuff
I was totally shocked. | |
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CynthiasSocks said: Imago said:
I was always more of a dribbler than a shooter.
Except this one time in basic training when I finally managed some time to myself after one of my security meetings (the job I was training for required a higher than normal security clearance--lots of wierd phych tests, lie detector stuff, etc.), I actually shot that shit all over the stall.
But anyways, back to my first time. I already knew what cum was so I knew what was happenning. I just had no clue what it was actually going to feel like, and that someone my age could actually do it. I thought it was something only 16+ year olds did. It was scary. Yeah you gotta be careful as a shooter! I've shot myself in the ear, in my eye, in a nostril... in my mouth!
To echoe Fauxie's statement, I think this entire thread has a certain homo erotic appeal alltogether.
A bunch of grown men discussing "their first time." 
It'll only get worse if Althom joins in.
I wonder why some dribble and some shoot? | |
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Imago said: applekisses said: I will neither confirm nor deny... I was 25 when I first learned that girls also masturbate. One of my friends told me about her dildo, Mr. Goodstuff
I was totally shocked. NO WAY...hadn't you seen porn by that point? | |
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This thread is filty. | |
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applekisses said: Imago said: I was 25 when I first learned that girls also masturbate. One of my friends told me about her dildo, Mr. Goodstuff
I was totally shocked. NO WAY...hadn't you seen porn by that point? yeah, but I never believed any of it. I mean, in porn girls are all too eager to lick each other's clams, whereas in real life it takes pursuing a college education and some beer. | |
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notoriousj said: This thread is filty.
With you, I know I'd shoot. | |
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Imago said: notoriousj said: This thread is filty.
With you, I know I'd shoot. OMG I can not believe you said that... | |
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Imago said: CynthiasSocks said: Yeah you gotta be careful as a shooter! I've shot myself in the ear, in my eye, in a nostril... in my mouth!
To echoe Fauxie's statement, I think this entire thread has a certain homo erotic appeal alltogether.
A bunch of grown men discussing "their first time."
It'll only get worse if Althom joins in.
I wonder why some dribble and some shoot? I kinda hoped you'd miss that post of mine.
p.s. I can shoot like a sniper. I only dribble by about the 3rd time. Mon doesn't really like it though.  | |
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no need for sex ed in school just come to prince.org and read the GD forum... | |
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Fauxie said: Imago said:
To echoe Fauxie's statement, I think this entire thread has a certain homo erotic appeal alltogether.
A bunch of grown men discussing "their first time."
It'll only get worse if Althom joins in.
I wonder why some dribble and some shoot? I kinda hoped you'd miss that post of mine.
p.s. I can shoot like a sniper. I only dribble by about the 3rd time. Mon doesn't really like it though. thanks for the info
Are you trying to seduce me?  | |
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Ugh! There's no way I'd be as open and candid about this stuff anywhere else. What is it about the org that lures you in? I'm just going to  now. | |
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notoriousj said: no need for sex ed in school just come to prince.org and read the GD forum...
oh hell no. Remember Dook's "Ass eaters" thread where he posted links to a site that showed you how to properly eat ass? | |
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Imago said: Fauxie said: I kinda hoped you'd miss that post of mine.
p.s. I can shoot like a sniper. I only dribble by about the 3rd time. Mon doesn't really like it though. thanks for the info
Are you trying to seduce me? Dude, I had you at 'sawat-dii'.  | |
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Imago said: notoriousj said: no need for sex ed in school just come to prince.org and read the GD forum...
oh hell no. Remember Dook's "Ass eaters" thread where he posted links to a site that showed you how to properly eat ass? Oh yeah good point...leave it to dook to mess it up for everyone... | |
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