Imago said:

Don't you have an office?

Illustrator said:

Ok, having had that shit in my eyes before, if it burns you better go to the doctor!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Since then,
my eyes have been unable to see clearly.
I can't seem to completely clean the filth out of them.

Supa, at 14 with your cousins were you watching gay or straight porn?

Just curious!

Supa, at 14 with your cousins were you watching gay or straight porn?

Just curious!

susannah said:

What does it matter?
In straight porn, other than some cunnilingus here and there, the penis is always the star of the show.

susannah said:

STRAIGHT!!! And when my step dad found my mags (which were under my mattress), those were straight too

BTW, there is NO way I'm telling my story, some shit just needs to be kept to orgnotes and such.

applekisses said:

no, it's a cube

And I rub my penis from time to time, but seldom even have an erection here. Though it has happenned

Imago said:

It's a whole different story when you've got a door...

I totally remember the first time I came, though I dont' remember my age or the year--I think I was 12 or 13.

Anyways, my mom bought this stupid ass Smurfs comforter that itched like a motherfucker but she thought it looked cute. And even though I would take it off my bed and replace it with one of my dad's old army blankets (Becuase that shit is just embarassing when you're 12), she would find it and place it back on my bed the next morning.

That night, after wanting to fuck the shit out of Mellisa (I'll refrain from using her last name), a rather large girl who lived in my neighborhood who was always horny herself (and as long as I can remember she was a horny girl--that's like from the age of 9 or 10 ). Anyways, Melissa was 12 at this time but she was too afraid of sex even though she was always horny, to do anything more than flash her boobs and ask us to flash our penises. blue balls galore

So, I'm lying in bed thinking about sex and sleeping naked because my PJs were getting unformfortable with my erection, and the smurfs bedsheets starts to tickle my penis.
So I start to rub it, becuase it was also tingling and ...kind of ....erm.. sore?? If I can call it sore. Anwyas, I then started to dry hump the bed and the feeling got more and more pleasurable. I mean that smurfs blanket was fucking hot as hell after a while. I just remember dry humping and then BAM!!!! When it happenned it scared the shit out of me. I wasn't expecting it to feel that way. It felt great, but also almost..erm..itchy??? I can't explain it. Anyways, I laid there stunned for like 30 minutes and couldnt' get to bed for another 2 or 3 hours.
I don't remember exactly, but I think I just let my spunk dry on the blanket as I lay there totally stunned.


Thank you Walmart, and thank you pappa smurf

Imago said:

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Imago said:

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Ya'll are cracking me up.

CarrieMpls said:

You're too innocent for this thread. Now cover your eyes!

I'm 14 and I was spending the night at my aunt's boyfriend's house. She and her boyfriend were going to Vegas for the weekend and my 16 year old cousin was in charge of watching me and my younger cousin. The guy had one of the early cable systems, either "On TV"/"Select TV", can't remember which one. So come midnight we watched some porns

We sat there watching and laughing but at the same time I was really turned on. Then I had a dilemna. I had to go pee real bad but didn't want to get up with my hard on. So I put if off as long as I could. But the movies made me even more excited and the longer I waited, the more I had to pee. Well, thank goodness I was wearing sweats and a giant t-shirt cuz I was able to hide my boner when I finally got up to go pee.

So I stood at the toilet waiting for my boner to go down and it would not go away. So I thought maybe if I sat down I could relax. Well I couldn't stop thinking about those movies and so my boner just kept on. But I had to pee so badly that I was actually in pain. There are some guys who can pee with a hard on but that is a rare talent, most of us cannot pee while hard. So I'm in pain from how much I have to pee, my boner won't go down and so I thought maybe if I squeezed it it would go down.

So I squeezed it and went

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Well you get the picture That was the very first time I masterbated and it was totally by accident!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

LOVE IT!!!!

My first time was unexpected, my jeans rubbed me just the right way, and well, you know.....

My first time is not 'innocent' enough to tell about. I was 19. And I knew good and well what I was doing.

This thread is so fascinating. Even if I wanted to I couldn't look away.

I started early

CarrieMpls said:

Did you really know what you were doing like instinct or did you get some pointers and tips first? The first time I really tried to do it I had no idea what to do. I just grabbed it and yanked until it happened

I have since perfected the technique and I have gone from 45 minutes to as fast as 30 seconds if I want
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Protege said:

Hey Herman!