Since JerseyKRS is going to yet another EMO concert tonight, let's comprise of list of activities he will obviously be doing tonight.



1) Buying beer for all the other patrons (who will be anywhere from half his age to just slightly below drinking age), and selling it to them at a markup.


your turn

Staring moodily at his shoes just before shaking his head meaningfully and pumping his fist in the air.

CarrieMpls said:

oh shit the visual is killing me.

Imago said:

#3) Acting out his favorite EMO power ballads with his arms kind of like a Mime does.



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#4) I don't know anything else emo.

CarrieMpls said:

You should be proud of that!

Just picture something Generation-X, only throw in some Avril Lavign and Hot Topic sensabilities, and glaze that over with an undercurrent of Menudo.

Sweating

read a book

will someone explain what "emo" is

Imago said:

OK, but did you have to hug me?

CarrieMpls said:

Just think, While I'm hugging you, my balls are probably patting you!

Imago said:

I can't hug some people too closely or they will feel my boner

Imago said:

AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Oh no you didn't!

i heard the emos like to party before they listen to their music shows.

You will be able to find him wearing one of the following T-Shirts representing his favorite 2 bands....

I bet he'll be thinking about what he's missing on myspace while he's there.

He'll also buy an over priced t shirt.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Here ya go....

http://www.urbandictionar...p?term=emo

I like this definition best....

2. Emo

Punk music on estrogen. Often acoustic guitar with soft, high male vocals that dwell exessively on the singer's feelings, especially melancholy remembrances of past relationships/mistakes in life. A form of music that diverged from punk in the '80s, the name "emo" is derived from the emotive style of the lyrics and music. This genre has lately been marketed heavily by the music industry to teenagers with bands such as Dashboard Confessional and Taking Back Sunday, and has seen much commercial and mainstream success. The music has also spawned a subculture which conforms to certain conventions in dress such as tight sweatshirts, tight band T-shirts and horn-rim glasses. Adherents profess to exessively melancholy temperments. Males that adhere to the emo subculture are sometimes confused with metrosexuals; indeed the line between the two is somwhat blurred, though both groups claim to be intouch with their emotional side. The ephemeral and hackneyed nature of emo songwriting suggests that its audience will be restricted largely to teenagers. the genre suffers from a lack of credibility outside the aforementioned demographic group, much like current Nu Metal bands.

girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying.

Sweeny79 said:

Did Morrissey already corner this market!?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Nah,Morrissey is waaaayyyy cooler than emo punks.

Anx said:

I miss the good old days of tea parties in the garden

Sweeny79 said:

And way whinier

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

It's tomorrow night you twit!

And I wouldn't be caught dead listening to Sum 41 or Simple Plan!!


I hate you people!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I think the whine factor is about equal in both.

jerseykrs said:

jerseykrs said:

You don't hate me. Not one bit.

Sweeny79 said:

The shirts are cheap! And it's a band from New Brunswick!

jerseykrs said:

So.... you are going to be thinking about myspace then?

jerseykrs said:

We hate you too