I just got this, apparently written by a man. It made ME feel better, see what y'all think!!

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU!
DON'T "FEEL BAD"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up

Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartny is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey
handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )
_____

Girls, I cannot stress this enough:
IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT


Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the
eyes....and say "i love you" ...

....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance!

POIFECKT

Nice guys only end up with sinisterpentatonic.

WHADDA BUNCHA PETUNIAS!!!

fine. i'm kidding.






























or else i'm a petunia too!!!

LET US PAY FOR YOU!
DON'T "FEEL BAD"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you."

I wonder what Spats' response will be to this....

EDIT:

AND I never expect someone to pay for me. If I'm asked on a date then the first time yes, but more than likely I will buy the drinks at the bar. I do not feel comfortable if I don't!
[Edited 5/16/06 13:20pm]

A lady musta wrote those words. A good lady. But a sad, blinkered, lady.

Number23 said:

I totally concur!

Natsume said:

I don;t believe Tom Hanks exists either. Oprah made him in her evil cyborg factory with imported Nazi scientists.

Number23 said:

hanks or cruise? they both make me shit my pants in anger.

Natsume said:

Please don't get him fucking started on Tom Cruise.

Please, for the lot of us.

Natsume said:

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

don't think a woman would add that line though

INSATIABLE said:

go baby go!

Natsume said:

I WILL KICK YOU INTO THE BAY!

susannah said:

I don't get dressed up for 'them.' I get dressed up for myself.

Not trying to make a sweeping generalization here... but the guys I know/have dated who were very anti makeup/short skirts/general sexiness in their girls were very insecure, and didn't want other guys ogling.

Natsume said:

Do you always shit your pants when you get angry?

Ok I am the biggest offender of this one and always have been...


Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

fathermcmeekle said:

well, sometimes it doesn't come out... solid.

susannah said:

There's a pleasure in telling someone you love how beautiful they are...don't rob us of that by telling us you're not.

Of course, it would help if we remember to not say it 50 times a day, either...lol ...it kinda loses it's sincerity at that point and just sounds like we're saying it without actually looking at you...or worse, that your looks are the main thing that keeps us there.

Byron said:

OH MY GOD YES!!!!!
[Edited 5/16/06 14:28pm]

Natsume said:

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will get you some toilet paper when you get angry.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the
eyes....and say "i love you" ...

fathermcmeekle said:

forget the toilet paper... at this point, I may just need nappies.

I subscribe to Chris Rock's version of other male friends. I know everyone's different but "In case of emergency break glass for dick, it's always there."

CarrieLee said:

I think it's totally a generational thing. Younger women seem to more frequently be WAY uncomfortable with having stuff paid for all the time. And younger men frequently don't want to pick up the tab. Which is reasonable.

I didn't realize what a drastic change this has been until I started dating an older guy. I have to fight with him if I want to pay for stuff. I tell him he has to let me on a regular basis as a matter of preserving my dignity. He doesn't get it.

Slave2daGroove said:

"Would you like a hand with those groceries, Miss?" ie Would you like some dick, Miss?

Natsume said:

I totally agree. A ton of guys also have a problem with their gfs having male friends. It's all about insecurity.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

We shouldn't expect it, but I say if a guy wants to pay, let him. I'll just make sure to pick up the tab the next time we go out.

I knew all that stuff already. But still ---->