Batman Smells
Robin ran away
Wonderwoman lost her bosoms
Flying TAA

I bet you knew a version of this when you were a kid

batman smells
robin laid an egg
the batmobile has lost its wheel
and the joker broke his leg

Jingle bells,
batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
The Bat mobile
lost it's wheel,
And the joker got away.

Imago said:

that doesn't even rhyme

i like the wonder woman's bosom's mix. that's hawt.

These are better - I don't want to teach my boys about wonderwoman's bosom - that is a treat I better leave for them to discover themselves!

Posthumous said:

that's how it went when I was a kid!!

CarrieMpls said:

ok, ok,

Jingel Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin smells real bad,
The batmobile lost it's wheel
And CarriemPLS think my balls are uber rad!

Imago said:

you ass!

Imago said:

That was ours too.

Posthumous said:

so stupid.

applekisses said:

you are sooooo hitting on me!

Incy Wincy or Ipsy Wipsy spider? Here this depends if you went to a catholic school or not

Imago said:

i think it's the dumbest thing i ever wrote, thank you.

charlottegelin said:

It's itsy bitsy!

Imago said:

Jingle bells
Imago smells
and not just his balls
He's such a ho
And we all know
He looks like Biggie Smalls

(not really, but it was the only thing I could think of )

Posthumous said:

applekisses said:

applekisses said:

I love it when you call me big pappa

Imago said:

if i ever find a way to bring people back in time with me, i'm going to put you in that damn elevator with me and the crutch woman so you too can relive my traumatic horrible crutch harrassment memory for the REST of your LIFE!!!

Posthumous said:

Was she cute?

Imago said:

Imago said:

i'm not being mean or inaccurate here.

she looked like drew carey in drag.

perhaps one day when we finally meet at an invasion, i will draw you a composite.

and then, someday you will ache like i ache.

Posthumous said:

I have no idea why I remember that story.
I just remember laughing my ass off when you told it.

Imago said:

probably because a woman was fondling me with a crutch in a freight elevator and there was nothing i could do about it!

Posthumous said:

Everybody has a crutch on you

applekisses said:

Same here.

TMPletz said:

I think that means you're hitting on Imago.

applekisses said:

you ass!