To be honest and blunt, I have a big mouth. I say what pops into my head quite often and it's not always pretty. Sometimes it can result in a joke or even a conversation (occasionally I'll even use a double entendre on purpose...ok more than occasionally, haha), but sometimes it's just not good. Like today (I can't remember what it is for anything), when I said something and I realized someone in the room was on the phone, and it was a fairly important call. Luckily no one heard anything, but it was something that was seriously not right...

So how often do you wish you could rewind time and actually think before you speak?

bet you wish you thought about speaking before singin that "you got the look" lyric wrong

but yeah, I have to watch myself cuz I have no shame really and I can think of a few times when people were like this after I said something and I was like what?!

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That was my youngest sister...we were sitting together when I was watching her one day, and she was singing it to herself really quietly. I turned and looked at her and went, "WHAT did you say?" She was like "That's not what he says?"

Protege said:

better yet is my best friend who sang that line like this:

color u peach and black, color me taken aback. Creature, think I wantcha

I think I actually like "creature" better!!

LMAO, same here. Combine our two witnessed misheard lyrics and it could begin a mighty hilarious parody. Might make no sense, but that's the risk when you take misheard lyrics and create a parody.

and you know what, I was crackin up at the first part of your signature because I too have a male alter-ego and I have a dick!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Dime bags are on the way....

notoriousj said:

All the crack whores will have such lovely hair

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The way my alter ego came about is a long story...right after I started listening to Prince, I got really into the whole thing and wanted to know more about Camille and all that (that night I learned a LOT ). So then I was like, "wait, I need an alter ego to blame things on. I think I'll pick one up at WalMart." Thus Herman was created.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

One could die laughing visiting this forum on any given day.

Protege said:

Which one?!? I hope it's not me!

I tend to think carefully before I speak.

CarrieMpls said:

I bet deep down is a part of Carrie that'd like to not have to think carefully before speaking...

always

PurpleRein said:

Sometimes I don't. It's pretty rare though. I choose my words carefully almost all the time.

lol, at work, when my bosses say "can you do something for me now?" (usually meaning if I can spare a few minutes of what I'm doing at the moment to work on something else that is important for them) I always answer "you can try", or I automatically say "no" before they ask, as a joke.
One of these days they'll stop laughing at this and just tell me to go home.

RebornVirgin said:

i have a similar bad habit of mouthing off at work.

when someone says "you wanna do this project?" i always snap back, "i don't WANT to, but i will!"

i've gotten a wide range of sour looks, yet i persist.

i just think it's so dumb, someone asking me if i WANT to do work.

Anx said:

When I just started working there, and did those things, they stood with their mouths open, not knowing how to respond. But now they know I'm joking. I don't say it in a mean way either, I smile when I say those things, so they'll know I'm joking. But one of these days they'll get tired of this.

I say what I think, whatever peoples reactions.

I got used to the , and more than that, I start to like it very much.

And LOL at this thread.

virginie74 said:

Oooh, that too. Whenever they ask me if the work they just was interesting, I always say no.