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Romantic injuries Have you ever suffered an injury when getting busy with your beau? I've heard horrific stories of fellas splitting their 'banjo'. I heard poor old G-G-G-Gareth Gates suffered this fate when he was shaggin' Jordan. What about you? Fallen out of a tree snoggin'? Has the cat jumped into your bed during a session and scratched your ass? | |
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that cartoon is so cute! Rug burns and sore jaws are probably about the worst for me 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Nothing too bad really happened to me. Except a girlfriends' Siamese cat once walked over my face during an intimate moment by the fire. | |
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Ex-Moderator | The animation is ADORABLE!
And other than falling off the bed ( ), I'm not sure I've had any injuries. |
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CarrieMpls said: The animation is ADORABLE!
And other than falling off the bed ( ), I'm not sure I've had any injuries. Have you ever fallen down between two beds?! | |
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Ex-Moderator | JDINTERACTIVE said: CarrieMpls said: The animation is ADORABLE!
And other than falling off the bed ( ), I'm not sure I've had any injuries. Have you ever fallen down between two beds?! |
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I'm not sure what "splitting the banjo" is..I've sprained a tongue though... | |
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PurpleRein said: I'm not sure what "splitting the banjo" is..I've sprained a tongue though...
You know that piece of skin that attaches your forskin to your bellend? Yeah, you know the one. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: PurpleRein said: I'm not sure what "splitting the banjo" is..I've sprained a tongue though...
You know that piece of skin that attaches your forskin to your bellend? Yeah, you know the one. I crossed my legs and cringed when I read that....ouchhhhh | |
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Typical.
The guy takes the fall for going out on a limb for a girl. | |
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Just scratches mostly. It's nice being hurt during sex isn't it? If women don't get ya one way they get ya another. | |
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Spats said: Just scratches mostly. It's nice being hurt during sex isn't it? If women don't get ya one way they get ya another.
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brownsugar said: Spats said: Just scratches mostly. It's nice being hurt during sex isn't it? If women don't get ya one way they get ya another.
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Have you ever suffered an injury when getting busy with your beau? I've heard horrific stories of fellas splitting their 'banjo'. I heard poor old G-G-G-Gareth Gates suffered this fate when he was shaggin' Jordan. What about you? Fallen out of a tree snoggin'? Has the cat jumped into your bed during a session and scratched your ass? awwww too cute | |
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swollen lips... | |
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SammiJ said: swollen lips...
Which lips?..and why? | |
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I always get pushed out of the bed...cause the bed hog I sleep with kicks me during the night and I end up on the floor....I think its a sign | |
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Fractured ribs and arm, sprained neck and dislocated my knee. Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: Fractured ribs and arm, sprained neck and dislocated my knee.
damn | |
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Hurt penis. | |
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hahah, oh god, this one time, she kind of, um, bounced off so to speak and slammed her head on the edge of the bed (it was a waterbed frame) It knotted up in a minute and all that was said was "that's gonna hurt later!"
hahahah, good times. | |
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brownsugar said: ShySlantedEye1 said: Fractured ribs and arm, sprained neck and dislocated my knee.
damn That was a rough mother fucking week in Denver! Hate that place along with it's ragedy ass hotels! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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I once fell out of a tree when I was trying to look into my neighbours window.
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fathermcmeekle said: I once fell out of a tree when I was trying to look into my neighbours window.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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PurpleRein said: SammiJ said: swollen lips...
Which lips?..and why? "i'll never telllll..." | |
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fathermcmeekle said: I once fell out of a tree when I was trying to look into my neighbours window.
Aren't you supposed to abstain from impure thoughts??!?! | |
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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jerseykrs said: fathermcmeekle said: I once fell out of a tree when I was trying to look into my neighbours window.
Aren't you supposed to abstain from impure thoughts??!?! Yes. That's why I think about nuns when I masturbate. | |
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fathermcmeekle said: jerseykrs said: Aren't you supposed to abstain from impure thoughts??!?! Yes. That's why I think about nuns when I masturbate. I guess better nuns then choir boys | |
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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