I'm the laziest whore in the land...

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CalhounSq said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Another brite side. At least your ass isn't too lazy to throw recyclables in the trash! biggrin

Never that! I love the planet biggrin

And dick & hot links biggrin

I only love the planet and dick. Hot links don't like me fart

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Reply #61 posted 05/10/06 2:37am

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

CalhounSq said:

Never that! I love the planet biggrin

And dick & hot links biggrin

I only love the planet and dick. Hot links don't like me fart

I try like hell not to eat them shits @ cookouts but I find them hard to resist & always give in mad

Oprah does too, she just trippin' biggrin

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Reply #62 posted 05/10/06 2:43am

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CalhounSq said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I only love the planet and dick. Hot links don't like me fart

I try like hell not to eat them shits @ cookouts but I find them hard to resist & always give in mad

Oprah does too, she just trippin' biggrin

One of the worst moves I ever made was goin to the amusement park on an empty stomach and scarfing down the first thing that I saw being sold. A deep fried hotlink and while it tasted good going down, that shit was playing Rocky XXII with my intestines when I decided to ride a coaster ill

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Reply #63 posted 05/10/06 2:45am

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

CalhounSq said:

I try like hell not to eat them shits @ cookouts but I find them hard to resist & always give in mad

Oprah does too, she just trippin' biggrin

what is a hotlink? nothing to do with the internet, I'm guessing. lol

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Reply #64 posted 05/10/06 2:47am

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charlottegelin said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

what is a hotlink? nothing to do with the internet, I'm guessing. lol

It's a spicy sausage lol

Internet hotlinks I can handle jerkoff

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Reply #65 posted 05/10/06 2:48am

charlottegelin	SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: charlottegelin said: what is a hotlink? nothing to do with the internet, I'm guessing. It's a spicy sausage Internet hotlinks I can handle [Edited 5/9/06 19:47pm]
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Reply #66 posted 05/10/06 3:06am

brownsugar	i just finished AND presented my finals on the same day a few minutes before they were due. it still feels like i have things to do but i don't think i dont
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charlottegelin	brownsugar said: i just finished AND presented my finals on the same day a few minutes before they were due. it still feels like i have things to do but i don't think i dont well done! go and take som vitamin C, cause you know you always get sick when it's all finished I always did after exams, without fail! and when I had holidays from work!
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Reply #68 posted 05/10/06 3:35am

Nikster

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I say be a lazy bitch! That is my motto. Now if it is your bills that need to be paid then you are going to have to do that. But other stuff, fuck it. We need rest more than anything else. Life is fucking stressful!

Seriously!!! My old roommate used to bitch me out because I didn't jump on the chore wagon after working 8+ hours with 2 hours commute time. Fuck that. I worked all damn day and I want to relax! This shit can wait a day or two or until the weekend when I got time to get to it! mad

OMG...I had a roommate like that...drove me NUTS nuts

She'd leave little notes on the back of the toilet and shit...I was like 'I will do it on my day off...sheesh...chill out already' rolleyes

It was really great to get those notes after I got done working a double...made me just get overwhelmed with joy rolleyes

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Reply #69 posted 05/10/06 3:51am

Stax

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who do you like in the playoffs?

a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on

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Reply #70 posted 05/10/06 3:54am

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

CalhounSq said:

I try like hell not to eat them shits @ cookouts but I find them hard to resist & always give in mad

Oprah does too, she just trippin' biggrin

DAMN!!

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Reply #71 posted 05/10/06 3:56am

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Stax said:

who do you like in the playoffs?

I haven't followed it close enough to even know who's playing in each conference. But the Pistons are kickin' some ass so I'll probably cheer for them biggrin

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Reply #72 posted 05/10/06 3:58am

Illustrator	Lazy whore?! Isn't that an oxymoron? Some of the hardest working women I've known were whores.
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Reply #73 posted 05/10/06 4:03am

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Thank goodness for COFFEE drool

It finally kicked in - I moved some furniture around, organized some papers, got rid of 4 or 5 boxes woot!

Hopefully I'll have it in me to fold the 3 foot mound of clothes sitting on my bed hmm

I'm far too easy to please mad

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Reply #74 posted 05/10/06 4:05am

brownsugar	CalhounSq said: Thank goodness for COFFEE It finally kicked in - I moved some furniture around, organized some papers, got rid of 4 or 5 boxes Hopefully I'll have it in me to fold the 3 foot mound of clothes sitting on my bed that is how my bed looks right now i ain't gonna lie i'm not foldin that shit tonight i'm going to bed right after i get off of here.
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Reply #75 posted 05/10/06 4:23am

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brownsugar said:

CalhounSq said:

Thank goodness for COFFEE drool

It finally kicked in - I moved some furniture around, organized some papers, got rid of 4 or 5 boxes woot!

Hopefully I'll have it in me to fold the 3 foot mound of clothes sitting on my bed hmm

that is how my bed looks right now falloff

i ain't gonna lie i'm not foldin that shit tonight i'm going to bed right after i get off of here. falloff

But how LONG has yours been like that? If I don't fold those fuckers tonight it'll be a WEEK! boxed

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Reply #76 posted 05/10/06 4:44am

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This thread gets a falloff

I have learned to embrace my laziness. For I am, by nature, lazy.

I have incorporated my laziness into my spiritual practice. Didn't someone in Genesis dictate that we take a day of rest?

In order to structure my laziness, one day each week. I pull the plug. It's supposed to be a day of reflection -- no emails, no phone calls, no work. Maybe a walk through nature, a couple hours of meditation, reading elevating books.

But hey, even those things take effort. Sometimes I sleep. I've been known to lay in bed for 15 hours straight. Just for fun.

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Reply #77 posted 05/10/06 6:08am

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CalhounSq said:

whodknee said:

Unfortunately, I can give you a run for the lazy part. I don't know if anybody wastes time like I do. I'll go an entire weekend without doing anything productive and spend the whole time agonizing over it. It would be cool if I at least had some fun. During the week I don't have this problem since I have to be out anyway. It's gotten to the point I just plan to do one or two things on the weekend. That way I'm not too disappointed when I fail to do them. confused

I better amend that. I admit I do have fun but not as much as I would if I weren't thinking of what "needed" to be done.
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That's a big one too, beating myself up for what I'm not doing - it's so damn goofy disbelief

I've been doing so for a few hours now lol

I should do like you & just set a few goals at a time so I'm not disappointed nod

1/2 way through the iced coffee, still not motivated neutral

Planned underachievement is what I call it. (premeditated failure is a little harsh). biggrin

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Reply #78 posted 05/10/06 6:12am

Stax

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CalhounSq said:

Stax said:

who do you like in the playoffs?

I haven't followed it close enough to even know who's playing in each conference. But the Pistons are kickin' some ass so I'll probably cheer for them biggrin

i want the Clippers to do well because they have stunk for so long, but the Suns may be too fast.
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Reply #79 posted 05/10/06 6:19am

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From Forbes magazine's 15 Ways To Live Longer...

...the "whore" part. wink

... The "lazy" part. cool

Tribal Disorder

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theAudience said:

From Forbes magazine's 15 Ways To Live Longer...

...the "whore" part. wink

... The "lazy" part. cool

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

Well, I have #8 covered confused

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Reply #81 posted 05/10/06 7:01am

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Just finished folding clothes, hanging clothes, matching all those damn socks together mad

Maybe later in the week I should do this relaxation thing right - schedule a massage mushy

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Reply #82 posted 05/10/06 12:45pm

brownsugar	CalhounSq said: brownsugar said: that is how my bed looks right now i ain't gonna lie i'm not foldin that shit tonight i'm going to bed right after i get off of here. But how LONG has yours been like that? If I don't fold those fuckers tonight it'll be a WEEK! its been about a week
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Reply #83 posted 05/10/06 12:47pm

brownsugar	CalhounSq said: Just finished folding clothes, hanging clothes, matching all those damn socks together Maybe later in the week I should do this relaxation thing right - schedule a massage
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Reply #84 posted 05/10/06 1:17pm

SHANNA

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CalhounSq said:

Just finished folding clothes, hanging clothes, matching all those damn socks together mad

Maybe later in the week I should do this relaxation thing right - schedule a massage mushy

Buy a big box full of safety pins...when you take your socks off, pin the toes together before you toss them into the hamper to be laundered! hug

It's a lot faster/easier to un-pin the pair to put then on than it is to match the socks in order to put them away. rose

"...lay out my cushion of silk, don't rumple my fur!" neko

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Reply #85 posted 05/10/06 1:37pm

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CalhounSq said:

I had a whole list of shit to do today, only accomplished ONE thing on the list (which was a simple phone call) neutral

I washed one load of clothes, ate, watched tv, sorted some old clothes to sell/donate. Now the playoffs are on so I won't be good for anything for another few hours - then the day will be over. I didn't even exercise. WTF? sigh

Do you accomplish something every day?

Do you forgive yourself when you don't?

I gotta learn how to relax confused

But think of all the stuff I could get done while I'm relaxing!! eek

man, there are days when i don't do anything at all.

and then i go and treat myself to McDonalds meals to
comfort myself for being a lazy whore all day long.

smile

and true love lives on lollipops and crisps

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Reply #86 posted 05/10/06 5:02pm