ShySlantedEye1 said:

Paper and plastic ware is a godsend. fuck doing the dishes, just throw them in the trash when you're full!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

All I can say is thank goodness for the rinse cycle

CalhounSq said:

And you know the funny thing is with that old roommate, I worked all them damn hours and she did not work at all and then jumped on my ass to do chores when I got done. And she had people over partying all day and would cook food I bought and then there would be none for me and then she would get in pissing matches for me to do the dishes I did not dirty. Fuck that. I left those fuckin things in the sink until they started to fucking mold. Do your own damn dishes

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

THAT'S fucked up. You should have hit her in the eye with a hot link

I did a few things today:

Filled up on over-priced gas
Bought groceries
Cooked dinner
Payed some bills
Got Mom's Mother's Day crap
Bought some...toys.
Browsed the mall looking for nice outfits for the wife
Counted my $$$ and didn't buy the wife a damned thing
Bull$h!tt!ng on the internet!!

Life rocks!!

CalhounSq said:

And you know the funny thing is with that old roommate, I worked all them damn hours and she did not work at all and then jumped on my ass to do chores when I got done. And she had people over partying all day and would cook food I bought and then there would be none for me and then she would get in pissing matches for me to do the dishes I did not dirty. Fuck that. I left those fuckin things in the sink until they started to fucking mold. Do your own damn dishes

Adisa said:

I wanna hear more about the "toys" you bought. Maybe my brain is just in the gutter as usual but elaborate please

And what did you get your mom? I'm trying to think up something for mine, I got nothin'

I had a whole list of shit to do today, only accomplished ONE thing on the list (which was a simple phone call)

I washed one load of clothes, ate, watched tv, sorted some old clothes to sell/donate. Now the playoffs are on so I won't be good for anything for another few hours - then the day will be over. I didn't even exercise. WTF?

Do you accomplish something every day?

Do you forgive yourself when you don't?


I gotta learn how to relax But think of all the stuff I could get done while I'm relaxing!!

CalhounSq said:

Toys! A little game of "Cops and Robbers".

I got my Mom a nice card and gift certificate because her birthday is on May 1 and we already had a big shendig!

CalhounSq said:

don't give it another thought. we should ALL pamper ourselves a lot more, but because we're in an insane capitalistic system, we're slaves to the machine. you read about it all the time, people not getting enough sleep and taking ambien, people getting stressed out and taking xanax. .. it's nuts. we're working ourselves to death for someone else's profit.

i say wallow in your non-productivity! carpe the couchum!

XxAxX said:

I am gonna force myself to walk to the health food store, maybe pickup a coffee... see, I'm too lazy to MAKE my own coffee

XxAxX said:

I am gonna force myself to walk to the health food store, maybe pickup a coffee... see, I'm too lazy to MAKE my own coffee

I bet there are hundreds of people on this board that will give you a killer run for that title

Adisa said:

Dammit, you're no help at all!

CalhounSq said:

Could you pick me up some Ben & Jerry's? I'm almost all out...

CalhounSq said:

I (now) got just what you need.

ThreadBare said:

Actually the walking plan just got SCRAPPED! I'm making an iced coffee @ home, hopefully that'll motivate me

CalhounSq said:

This is what I'm doing for mom: http://ww2.1800flowers.co...=&channel=

CalhounSq said:

See....

TMPletz said:

You can never go wrong w/ flowers I might have to do the same

ThreadBare said:

Actually the walking plan just got SCRAPPED! I'm making an iced coffee @ home, hopefully that'll motivate me

CalhounSq said:

Hey, mother's day is this week, isn't it? Oh gosh...

Unfortunately, I can give you a run for the lazy part. I don't know if anybody wastes time like I do. I'll go an entire weekend without doing anything productive and spend the whole time agonizing over it. It would be cool if I at least had some fun. During the week I don't have this problem since I have to be out anyway. It's gotten to the point I just plan to do one or two things on the weekend. That way I'm not too disappointed when I fail to do them.

I better amend that. I admit I do have fun but not as much as I would if I weren't thinking of what "needed" to be done.
[Edited 5/9/06 18:45pm]

whodknee said:

That's a big one too, beating myself up for what I'm not doing - it's so damn goofy I've been doing so for a few hours now

I should do like you & just set a few goals at a time so I'm not disappointed



1/2 way through the iced coffee, still not motivated

CalhounSq said:

Bright side. You made it yourself and you didn't pay someone else to do it for you

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

True I'm taking out the garbage/recycling now, gonna check the mail. I might even fold some clothes when I come back

CalhounSq said:

Another brite side. At least your ass isn't too lazy to throw recyclables in the trash!