Have you ever suffered an injury when getting busy with your beau? I've heard horrific stories of fellas splitting their 'banjo'. I heard poor old G-G-G-Gareth Gates suffered this fate when he was shaggin' Jordan. What about you? Fallen out of a tree snoggin'? Has the cat jumped into your bed during a session and scratched your ass?

that cartoon is so cute! Rug burns and sore jaws are probably about the worst for me

Nothing too bad really happened to me. Except a girlfriends' Siamese cat once walked over my face during an intimate moment by the fire.

The animation is ADORABLE!

And other than falling off the bed ( ), I'm not sure I've had any injuries.

CarrieMpls said:

Have you ever fallen down between two beds?!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I'm not sure what "splitting the banjo" is..I've sprained a tongue though...

PurpleRein said:

You know that piece of skin that attaches your forskin to your bellend? Yeah, you know the one.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I crossed my legs and cringed when I read that....ouchhhhh

Typical.
The guy takes the fall for going out on a limb for a girl.

Just scratches mostly. It's nice being hurt during sex isn't it? If women don't get ya one way they get ya another.

Spats said:

brownsugar said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

awwww too cute

swollen lips...

SammiJ said:

Which lips?..and why?

I always get pushed out of the bed...cause the bed hog I sleep with kicks me during the night and I end up on the floor....I think its a sign

Fractured ribs and arm, sprained neck and dislocated my knee.

ShySlantedEye1 said:

damn

Hurt penis.

hahah, oh god, this one time, she kind of, um, bounced off so to speak and slammed her head on the edge of the bed (it was a waterbed frame) It knotted up in a minute and all that was said was "that's gonna hurt later!"

hahahah, good times.

brownsugar said:

That was a rough mother fucking week in Denver! Hate that place along with it's ragedy ass hotels!

I once fell out of a tree when I was trying to look into my neighbours window.

fathermcmeekle said:

PurpleRein said:

"i'll never telllll..."

fathermcmeekle said:

Aren't you supposed to abstain from impure thoughts??!?!

jerseykrs said:

Yes. That's why I think about nuns when I masturbate.

fathermcmeekle said:

I guess better nuns then choir boys