fucking weird. i hear strange noise coming from the livingroom and there's my dog with the remote,
setting the dvd and tv and playing his episode of animal cops he taped last night. WOOHO. HOLLA!!!!

what? the cat gets credit and the dog gets no love?

bunch of dog bashing bastard, the lot of you

I'd be more impressed if he'd taped it and was sitting there, on the sofa, with a cup of bone juice and the Dog Times on his lap watching it.

Until then...

you all need to give your pets some xanax or something.

my birds bought a house on lake minnetonka and when i got home from work yesterday they'd packed everything and moved, leaving me a series of 'treasure hunt' clues that led to the new digs.

and i thought they were pretty cool for learning and using words.

my pet crab cho-cho has his own podcast!

I saw a dog on tv once that could say 'sausages'.

Fact!

onenitealone said:

was it an episode of scooby-doo?

Anx said:

cast of what?

IstenSzek said:

No.


It was this programme we used to have in the UK called 'That's Life' which was a curious mix of consumer affairs, stunts and slapstick. The presenter made a career for years out of showing unusual shaped vegetables (say, a potato that looked like a penis). Really amusing.

Anyway, they had this dog that - on call - would yelp 'Sausages'.

(Well, it sounded more like "Rrrrrrorrroges" but you had to be there).

onenitealone said:

i think i've seen that dog on another programme too.



anyways, hope you're well and hope even more to see
you next time round!

IstenSzek said:

the cast of full house!

Anx said:

have mercy

IstenSzek said:

Awww, thank you. I'm feeling much much better, thanks. And I look forward to that too.


They must have wheeled that poor dog all around Europe, bless 'im.

Maybe he says "I am NOT saying 'sausages' again!". (Talk to the paw).

onenitealone said:

it would have been hilarious if one night, in the spotlight, when
prompted to say it for the millionth time, that dog would have
looked up and said "oh piss off with yer fuckin sausages"

IstenSzek said:

Then mauling his handler.






Wait! I'm sure that dog was a cross between a Jack Terrier and a Corgi...

It was YOU!

onenitealone said:

both me and joris deny everything.

IstenSzek said:

Joris??

Does it mean anything?

onenitealone said:

i'm not sure. i think joris is the dutch equivalent of jarvis

IstenSzek said:

Don't worry - we had a stray, years ago, that my father named 'Surt' because his favourite country is Norway and that's the only word he can remember.

Apparently it means 'fire'.

Not a dog's name you want to go shouting when you're taking it for a walk in Oslo.

IstenSzek said:

mhm!! John Stamos