I was a very sweet, angelic, wonderful child. Seriously I was. I didn't start my hellion phaze until after I came out

I'm not a stunty kind of guy. I'm too smart for that stupid kind of boy shit But I do have a funny story.

One time when I was 7 or 8 I was eating peanut butter by the spoonful and after a few spoonfuls I had the Sahara desert in my mouth. :dry: I added some water to the peanut butter and tried to mix it in to make it less dry when you eat it. But it didn't mix I put the peanut butter back because it would have been too obvious if I threw the jar away

Some time later my mom grabbed the peanut butter to make sandwhiches and she was like Oh my God!. She just looked in the jar and said "I had no idea peanut butter could go bad" I sat there and said nothing

I told her about this maybe a few years ago and we laughed at how my mom reacted at the time.

When I was very small, we lived on the 7th floor of a high rise in the projects. We used to pretend we were chewing tobacco by chewing up raisins and spitting them out of the window on people down below. Never got caught.

Luckily, I had a great childhood. I remember so many things fondly. One thing I remember is our family trip to Florida when I was 10. We drove and there were 7 of us in one car driving from Toronto to Miami. It was July and hotter than hades. No air-conditioning and my grandfather, dad and mom all smoked. The car ride was hell, but the two weeks in Miami were amazing! My brother, sister and I had the time of our lives.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I am laughing my head off cuz you just reminded me of something myself and a friend did !!!!

My Mother collected the Miniature spirit bottles and My Friend and I thought it would be fun to try some out !!! So we opened several choice bottles (Mainly the Whisky though we did sample the advocaat and Midori), drank half of it and topped up the bottle with water. We got caught out though as we were pissed as hell when my Mother got home. I got the bollocking of a lifetime and my friend and I were banned from hanging out !!!!

I wasnt a bad kid in the sense of Naughty, but I was a sure fire Dennis the Menace cliche !!!

TMPletz said:

When did you change?

littlemissG said:

Somewhere around college, I imagine.

I don't recall it myself, but it has been told back to me a few times.

I was about 3 or 4 and I was playing football (soccer) in the back garden with my brother. He kept kicking the ball about by himself and hogging it, so my Dad says "James, why don't you give Nick a kick?". My brother promptly leaves the ball and runs up to me and kicks me in the shin.

Kids

TMPletz said:

you're STILL an angel

charlottegelin said:

I remember my Godfather had a store and always had junk food in the trunk or back seat. On his lunch break at job number two, he would sell stuff to his co-workers. Anyhoo, I knew what his car sounded like and would bolt to his house across the street. Under the backyard fence, across the street and posted by his car door before he could even get out. My mother told me I was two when I did this. Daddy Benjamin would give my cookies and off I went. No hello, thank you's, hugs or kisses. My mom went to the backyard to get me and I was gone. She was freaking out and I was sitting on the curb eating cookies in the front. Mom, came to the front door and saw me on the curb and all hell broke loose. All she knew was that I had crossed the street and cars could have hit me. I don't remember getting a spanking for that but I do remember the cookies. All my memories when I was a child involved my favorite food in some kind of way!