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The Best A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
A New York State Trooper walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. He replied, "New York State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car. | |
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click copy paste.....forward thanks We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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I would've still gave her ass a ticket for being smart. Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U. | |
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I would've showed her Imago's balls.....
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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