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My million dollar idea...POCKET-PUSSIES Here's mine:
We just got a new kitten...and he's just the cutest thing. So I says to my wife...How's come (you talk the say way so SHUT IT YOU'S) they don't make mini-kitties? They have engineered small versions of dogs (chihuahuas, toy poodles etc), horses (ponies), trees (bonzai's), penis's (Jersey's...I got no beef with the guy, but everyone else picks on him) We need full grown mini-cats....pocket-pussies....I NEED A POCKET PUSSY!!! [Edited 5/15/06 17:49pm] Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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I've got a lion in my pocket... | |
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Illustrator said: I've got a lion in my pocket...
Man, that Prince was way ahead of his time!  Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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toy cats 
they already have dwarf cats (like dachshunds and corgis) but yeah, bring on a miniature cat  (though compared to lions, domestic cats already ARE miniature  ) | |
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Cat's are minature versions! Ever heard of lions and tigers? Those are huge ass cats. Now if you're talking about the pleasure device, do guys really carry that shit in their pockets? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Just easier to accidently step on when I'm walking around in my house.  | |
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charlottegelin said: toy cats
they already have dwarf cats (like dachshunds and corgis) but yeah, bring on a miniature cat (though compared to lions, domestic cats already ARE miniature )NO, NO, NO... That cat looks like a mutant... I mean REGULAR looking cats, just smaller versions.  Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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charly, we had the same reply
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Revolution said: charlottegelin said: toy cats
they already have dwarf cats (like dachshunds and corgis) but yeah, bring on a miniature cat (though compared to lions, domestic cats already ARE miniature )NO, NO, NO... That cat looks like a mutant... I mean REGULAR looking cats, just smaller versions. Forever kittens  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: charly, we had the same reply
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Cat's are minature versions! Ever heard of lions and tigers? Those are huge ass cats. Now if you're talking about the pleasure device, do guys really carry that shit in their pockets?
Mine doesn't move from my nightstand, unless it's a quick run under the water, no soap. Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Revolution said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Cat's are minature versions! Ever heard of lions and tigers? Those are huge ass cats. Now if you're talking about the pleasure device, do guys really carry that shit in their pockets?
Mine doesn't move from my nightstand, unless it's a quick run under the water, no soap. Now you are talking about minature pussies....that would imply you were parking a mini roadster instead of a humV in that parking spot  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Revolution said: Mine doesn't move from my nightstand, unless it's a quick run under the water, no soap. Now you are talking about minature pussies....that would imply you were parking a mini roadster instead of a humV in that parking spot Hung like a two-year old... Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Revolution said: charlottegelin said: toy cats
they already have dwarf cats (like dachshunds and corgis) but yeah, bring on a miniature cat (though compared to lions, domestic cats already ARE miniature )NO, NO, NO... That cat looks like a mutant... I mean REGULAR looking cats, just smaller versions.
I like a miniature horse myself
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Revolution said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Now you are talking about minature pussies....that would imply you were parking a mini roadster instead of a humV in that parking spot Hung like a two-year old... If it's any consolation penis size isn't such an issue to some of us  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I hate this crazy genetic mutation crap. It's not good for the animals. They are the way they are for a reason. I don't mean to get all preachy or anything (and Vato this is nothing against you) but when I see pics of animals who have been genetically mutated, it really pisses me off. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Revolution said: Hung like a two-year old... If it's any consolation penis size isn't such an issue to some of us we're compatible...I think.  Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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applekisses said:
I hate this crazy genetic mutation crap. It's not good for the animals. They are the way they are for a reason. I don't mean to get all preachy or anything (and Vato this is nothing against you) but when I see pics of animals who have been genetically mutated, it really pisses me off. maybe we could just slow down their growth process...they are small kittens for such a short period of time. Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Revolution said: applekisses said:
I hate this crazy genetic mutation crap. It's not good for the animals. They are the way they are for a reason. I don't mean to get all preachy or anything (and Vato this is nothing against you) but when I see pics of animals who have been genetically mutated, it really pisses me off. maybe we could just slow down their growth process...they are small kittens for such a short period of time.  nooooo...what if someone did that to your kids? | |
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Revolution said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: If it's any consolation penis size isn't such an issue to some of us we're compatible...I think. Not unless you're gay. 
But I'll never throw a willing straight man out of my bed 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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applekisses said: Revolution said: maybe we could just slow down their growth process...they are small kittens for such a short period of time. nooooo...what if someone did that to your kids?...my kids are tiny...but I get your point.Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Revolution said: applekisses said: nooooo...what if someone did that to your kids?...my kids are tiny...but I get your point.Dood...that's what I'm saying...what if Nick was mini-Nick forever?! | |
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applekisses said: Revolution said: maybe we could just slow down their growth process...they are small kittens for such a short period of time. nooooo...what if someone did that to your kids? | |
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TMPletz said: applekisses said: nooooo...what if someone did that to your kids? He didn't say anything about homo-erotic, big, harry feet kitties | |
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applekisses said: TMPletz said: He didn't say anything about homo-erotic, big, harry feet kitties  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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applekisses said: TMPletz said: He didn't say anything about homo-erotic, big, harry feet kitties | |
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i have decided that rats are the perfect perma-kitten 
they are surprisingly soft and they like to cuddle and they stay handful size! and even better they have a relatively short life span so you don't get that old kitty that starts barfing and peeing in your closet 
(disclaimer to the cat lovers... i love my two senior kitties and wouldn't trade them for anything  ) She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: i have decided that rats are the perfect perma-kitten
they are surprisingly soft and they like to cuddle and they stay handful size! and even better they have a relatively short life span so you don't get that old kitty that starts barfing and peeing in your closet
(disclaimer to the cat lovers... i love my two senior kitties and wouldn't trade them for anything )yeah, those rats don't live very long  | |
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