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The Climax of the Captain This is the end, people. The last Captain thread. Do you feel the awesomeness of the event, the historical significance of it all? No more huge penis references, no more hooker talk, no more appreciation threads of all things lesbian. The Captain is shipping off.
This is...THE CLIMAX! So what do you for me before I sail away into the sea of Org obscurity? | |
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CaptainChaos said: This is the end, people. The last Captain thread. Do you feel the awesomeness of the event, the historical significance of it all? No more huge penis references, no more hooker talk, no more appreciation threads of all things lesbian. The Captain is shipping off.
This is...THE CLIMAX! So what do you for me before I sail away into the sea of Org obscurity? Will the obituary be in tomorrow's newspaper? I want to save something for my children. | |
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CaptainChaos said: This is the end, people. The last Captain thread. Do you feel the awesomeness of the event, the historical significance of it all? No more huge penis references, no more hooker talk, no more appreciation threads of all things lesbian. The Captain is shipping off.
This is...THE CLIMAX! So what do you for me before I sail away into the sea of Org obscurity? Why is The Captain leaving? | |
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u2prnce said: CaptainChaos said: This is the end, people. The last Captain thread. Do you feel the awesomeness of the event, the historical significance of it all? No more huge penis references, no more hooker talk, no more appreciation threads of all things lesbian. The Captain is shipping off.
This is...THE CLIMAX! So what do you for me before I sail away into the sea of Org obscurity? Will the obituary be in tomorrow's newspaper? I want to save something for my children. There will be a blurb in JUGGS...probably not something you would want to show the kids. | |
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Ace said: CaptainChaos said: This is the end, people. The last Captain thread. Do you feel the awesomeness of the event, the historical significance of it all? No more huge penis references, no more hooker talk, no more appreciation threads of all things lesbian. The Captain is shipping off.
This is...THE CLIMAX! So what do you for me before I sail away into the sea of Org obscurity? Why is The Captain leaving? I'm going to go look for the ladder. | |
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CaptainChaos said: I'm going to go look for the ladder.
Back to the closet, huh? | |
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PANDURITO said: CaptainChaos said: I'm going to go look for the ladder.
Back to the closet, huh? I don't think the ladder is in the closet. That was the first place I checked. | |
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Would the title of this thread not make a great porn title? Completely unintentional. | |
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perhaps if there wasn't so much chaos in the captain's life he wouldn't need to leave | |
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And where the hell do you think you're going?
You can't just leave! | |
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CaptainChaos said: Ace said: Why is The Captain leaving? I'm going to go look for the ladder. No, seriously. | |
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emm said: perhaps if there wasn't so much chaos in the captain's life he wouldn't need to leave
It was the Disorder that killed the Admiral. | |
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sj1600 said: And where the hell do you think you're going?
You can't just leave! Uh huh...can too! | |
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Ace said: CaptainChaos said: I'm going to go look for the ladder. No, seriously. There are a few reasons. First of all, I think I have completely exhausted the "I have a really large penis" genre. I mean where else can I go with it? And if I don't have that, do I really have anything? Come to find out, I'm pretty one dimensional. Who knew? | |
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Bye Captain..........we hardly knew ya! | |
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abierman said: Bye Captain..........we hardly knew ya!
Yes, I am much deeper than I let on. I wish I could have peeled of my layers and exposed myself for who I really am. Exposed myself You see, I can't help it. I have a problem. | |
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HOOKERS!
God, I'm going to miss that. | |
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Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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At least we'll always have the memories of your involvement in the Tailhook Scandal. | |
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u2prnce said: At least we'll always have the memories of your involvement in the Tailhook Scandal.
And that incident with me and Divine Brown. | |
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CaptainChaos said: This is the end, people. The last Captain thread. Do you feel the awesomeness of the event, the historical significance of it all? No more huge penis references, no more hooker talk, no more appreciation threads of all things lesbian. The Captain is shipping off.
This is...THE CLIMAX! So what do you for me before I sail away into the sea of Org obscurity? | |
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XxAxX said: CaptainChaos said: This is the end, people. The last Captain thread. Do you feel the awesomeness of the event, the historical significance of it all? No more huge penis references, no more hooker talk, no more appreciation threads of all things lesbian. The Captain is shipping off.
This is...THE CLIMAX! So what do you for me before I sail away into the sea of Org obscurity? Beautiful tribute. | |
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CaptainChaos said: XxAxX said: Beautiful tribute. | |
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Okay, let's get real for a second. I am not confirming or denying anything but how many of you think you know the alleged "true identity" of the Captain? A simple yes or no will do...don't name any names. | |
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XxAxX said: CaptainChaos said: Beautiful tribute. Stop, I'm bawling like a chimp with emotional problems over here. | |
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CaptainChaos said: Okay, let's get real for a second. I am not confirming or denying anything but how many of you think you know the alleged "true identity" of the Captain? A simple yes or no will do...don't name any names.
I prefer to think you are actually the Ma Sheen. I have a guess or two, but I don't know for sure. | |
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CaptainChaos said: XxAxX said: Stop, I'm bawling like a chimp with emotional problems over here. don't be sad | |
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Aren't you dead yet? This is worse than Susan Lucci. | |
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jerseykrs said: Aren't you dead yet? This is worse than Susan Lucci.
I die like I make love...slow and with a great degree of skill. This is the last thread though. Probably. | |
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